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Sorry, my brain was cooked – and not in the good way. I just slapped this together with all the care of Peter King eating a peanut butter sandwich.
Tonight’s sports:
ENJOY YOUR COMMENTING!
How the hell is this Cubs-Cards game still going?
#BFiB
Lol Cubbies
Apparently Will Ferrell would have been a better option to close out that one.
#Hellworld
I’m pretty sure “electric guitar’s strings being trimmed with a weed-whacker” is how they recorded “Misirlou.”
Anyone here a fan of the movie Big Wednesday?
I’ve seen it, but I don’t remember much of it, except surfing and getting drafted and John Milius the military worshipper who was 4F. I like his movies but that’s kind of embarrassing.
Well judging by the framed movie poster, my Airbnb host is a very big fan
I am. I liked it a lot.
Was there a chicago dfo meet up or was that a hallucination I had one time?
I fought a giant fish then watched a vhs copy of the other guys
Did you win?
it was a draw, we were both so exhausted the fish just kinda collapsed into my arms, we just sorta held each other for a while.
There ain’t gonna be no rematch.
Has there ever been an east coast DFO get together?
Well there was that time nomonkeyfun met up with me at the Hot Sauce Expo!
One time I met LCSS in CT when he came east on business.
so, if washington wins tomorrow, it’ll be the most likable conference finals since 2015.
Utah coach Quin Synder is perturbed.
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tWBS, anything on the sked for your first night this week? Or do you get in too late? I only ask since I fly back east Thursday.
I think he gets in midday Wednesday.
Homer drool gif
LAX is a cesspool
I have $139 in cash, an iPhone, a Chinese delivery menu, and a bunch of weed. Let’s see what happens next.
Beef Lo Mein and a YUUUUGE bag of blow?
Rolling papers?
#BFIB have drawn level WOO!!!
Boooooo
FOAR Yadi’s ‘sploded ball
Dude ouch.
I would totally fuck around with British Empire World.
Let’s put down the revolt in In-Jah and have a spot of tea, what?
I would starve FOUR million Bengalis to death. Churchill was a pussy.
OK, I gotta go watch me some Dolores fucking shit up.
Have a nice night you fucking degenerates.
Cliff’s Notes bottom of the 4th – Joe Maddon is really stupid, gets bailed out because Mike Matheny is even stupider.
So the Costco near us is now offering a cheeseburger at the external food court. Normally I’d be skeptical, but it’s a $5.00 burger. So I’m thinking it might be quite good. Has anyone had one yet?
For $5 you can buy 100lbs of ground beef inside then go home and experiment to find your perfect burger.
Has yeah right taught you nothing?
I have reached the limit of what hot beef injections at home can teach me.
Costco’s food is awesome, dude.
Is that snot in Fleury’s ‘stache? Nice.
Shrubbery!
Truly I am living the life. I just ate a t-bone steak and had a manhattan, and now I am drinking a Guinness and a fruit fly landed in it so I picked it out and smeared it against the front of the white undershirt I am wearing.
Note that the sleeves have been cut off of this undershirt.
You on the plane to Tokyo?
Not till Tuesday.
The sleeveless white undershirt led me to that conclusion…
Ladies (??) and gentlemen, our Raiders’ fan!
“Yeah, but tell ’em about the salad.” – Andy Reid
Is there anything more fun than a garbage time empty netter?
KNIGHTS!
Is it me, or have the Ducks hit the cross bar about a bazillion times?
Brick Meathook et al. If you’re still around, scroll down.
Making an expansion team good makes sense as it gets the fan base excited for The present and future. Making them conference finals good? That’s some bullshit right there.
Pendulum went too far in the other direction. It doesn’t hurt that the Pens decided to leave Fleury unprotected, either.
FFS, stealth Seven Nation Army in this week’s Westworld
on a player piano, I bet it’s pretty hilarious. NO SPOILERS to those saving our dessert until after sportsball
Wasn’t a player piano, so it took me longer to catch it
Ironically, I’ve been trying to catch up all day. When I tried to start today, I realized that stupid me never watched last year’s finale because of all the dumbass life shit I dumped on myself right around then.
smgdh
But still…extra Dolores today wasn’t a bad thing. She’s yummy.
Too much is NEVAR enough. That gun show she puts on. GAWD DAMN!!!
Hope HBO’s Fahrenheit 451 is as good as I want it to be
Ron Howard strolls by…
which segues perfectly into my thoughts/fears re Arrested Development v5
So, I got told today it’s really not okay to root for Tampa bay against the bruins.
Like, I get kinda get some reluctance to root for some teams conditionally, but the only people who hate Tampa are people with a rational fear of mrsa and an irrational fear of 26 game losing streaks
Whoever told you that it’s not okay to root against Bahstaan is wrong and should feel bad about their life choices.
So, I got told today it’s really not okay to root for Tampa bay against the bruins.
Lessee, on the Weaselo hand:
I. Ice Giants have both of their 1sts (due to Nash and McDonagh/Miller trades)
B. If the Ice Bucs win the Cup this year or next the 2nd in 2019 they also traded the Ice Giants becomes a 1st
3. I know the guy who plays fiddle for the Ice Bucs’ Cotton-Eyed Joe. Have you ever heard TWO violins jamming on “Friends in Low Places”? Because we did it!
iv. They don’t have Brad Marchand licking and slew-footing everyone.
Fif. Fuck Boston in perpetuity.
I think I chose the lesser of the two evils. And hey, one for each finger!
So best Jean Claude Van Damme movie is Bloodsport no?
I break you, like I break your friend. That was a masterpiece.
Agreed.
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I feel like we’ve done this. The answer is The Quest, which was a much better Street Fighter movie than Street Fighter The Movie
We are old and spend a lot of time together. I forget things. I disagree with you about the Quest. #2 for me is Sudden Death.
Powers Boothe was the hero of that movie
I think you guys might be arguing over what was the most artistically pleasant puppy abortion.
Let’s not forget The Quest had schlocky Roger Moore, Dexter’s dad, and Jerry from Rescue Me
Dexter’s dad is a highly underrated gem of an actor
One of those motherfuckers you end up learning has been in everything and you never noticed
Yeah, Bloodsport.
Bloodsport is the easy #1, but if there’s a 1A, it’s Kickboxer, just for the drunken dancing scene alone.
How the fuck can NHL do a review this fast, but the NFL takes 30 minutes and still can’t figure out what the fuck a catch is?
The NHL is just making shit up and the Shield is too stupid to do the same?
Give this man a medal.
In keeping with the highest traditions of DFO:
to try and put the pieces together, denying the universal truth that There Is No Catch…
Oh shit did it go in?!?!
Halftime = steak time!
This fucking hockey game is insane…
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Best Arnie movie. Come at me.
Commando is up there
That’s my favorite one!
T2 is still my favorite Arnold movie.
I enjoyed Alyssa Milano in it as I was a youth.
Recently rewatched this and Predator. Hard agree.
Nobody else posted it, so “Knights!”
Is there some sort of Los Angeles DFO meet-up in May? Is there a date? I need to know because I can make parole sometime this month but I’ll need one of you to sign for me, plus if you can give me some walking around money that’d be great too.
All I have to do is send my info and I get your aunt’s inheritance?
There are a few, actually, mostly centered around TWBS’s visit.
Are we doing a pub crawl?
Other than Friday the 11th (LCSS and I will be watching the Padres and #BFIB that night), I am open to whatever is best for the rest of everyone.
Say my name three times and I will appear.
[no one says anything for the next two weeks]
DAMMIT!!!!!!!
I am sorry I am going to miss so much by going to Japan. It was not deliberate.
Yeah, that’s what you said last year. I’m starting get a complex.
😉
I said your name three times and I’m still waiting for a Lyft at LAX
Well at least one Masshole team lost today so it can’t be all bad.
What are the odds PK finishes making the sandwich before he starts eating it?
After he gets his hand unstuck from the jar of peanut butter?
Oh, bother.
Define “finishing” and “starting”, because he’s going to lick the knife at some point(s) before cutting the sandwich.
Does he wear his Skyline Chili bib for every meal, or just the important ones?
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