I don’t know about where you live, but in Vancouver it appear summer may finally be around the corner. It’s only raining once per week, and they’ve introduced stage-1 water restrictions – two days/week sprinkling – in order to try and milk the now-full reservoirs through the increasingly dry summers. Our politicians kept referencing the drought in Capetown as a reason to be vigilant, as if the earthquake won’t get us first.
As long as they don’t shut down the breweries, I’ll be fine.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Washington at Tampa Bay – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- MLB:
- Nationals at Diamondbacks – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLS:
- Orlando vs. Atlanta | FS1 / TSN2
- LA vs. NY – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
- NCAA
- Men’s lacrosse – Cornell at Syracuse – 7:15PM | ESPNU
It’s a holiday weekend next week in Canada – Victoria Day – so you’ll have some guest presenters over those three days. BE POLITE!
United airlines can still suck it
There is a SNL sketch in this article –
https://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/05/sean-hannity-donald-trump-late-night-calls.html
combined with this scene –
https://youtu.be/AX04tAufdO8
In an even more bizarre twist, last week, rapper and actor Ice Cube filed a $1.2 billion lawsuit along with his business partner Jeff Kwatinetz claiming Qatari officials as well as Al-Rumaihi attempted to use funds in a basketball league to score access to Trump officials, including Steve Bannon.
“Mr Al-Rumaihi requested I set up a meeting between him, the Qatari government, and Stephen Bannon, and to tell Steve Bannon that Qatar would underwrite all of his political efforts in return for his support,” said Kwatinetz, according to court filings Mother Jones cited.
Perfectly normal. Perfectly healthy.
The goddamn Burger Court murdered democracy 45 years ago and no one cares.
DT Jr.
Just got off work. Mothers Day is the ultimate asskicker for the restaurant biz. Oh, well. Made it through. Soooooooo….the Capitals, huh?
HEY!!!!!
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“[The Cavs] have to hit shots, and they have to prevent Boston from hitting shots.”
Stephen A. Smith, everyone.
Holy crap kids, Westworld is the balls.
Dude, spoilers.
It would’ve been an improvement.
Isn’t that the intern from Weekend at Bernie’s?
It is
Nice spot.
Youthful crush.
Jesus there was a pregnant woman on the airport train that looked like she could have been a model.
Nice picture.
She probably got knocked up by a big-league ballplayer
I had a classmate who got knocked up by one of Chip Kelly’s Ducks who matches this description.
Citizen?
I. I don’t know what to say about lesser footy here.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/13/beitar-jerusalem-donald-trump-us-embassy-israel
Fuck Israel is my standard go-to.
Goddammit, Rangers… South.
This goalie Vasilevsky I call him post-vasectomy-Vas-Deferens-ilevsky cause he his all cut up and full of holes.
+2 bags
Man, with the Capitals playing this way this year might be truly special: the year the Caps eat shit to an expansion team.
Evening, gents. Heading back to west coast DFO geography shortly.
BEST COAST!!
We gonna try for another meeting of the minds?
I’m back on Wednesday
Budweiser: The Official Beer of Jingoism
found a funny:
[wife] how did your “night-school” burglary course go?
[me trying unsuccessfully to break into a yogurt] not good
Just ripped a wine cork in half because I’m still an underclass vulgarian. How are all y’all?
My wine cork came out unencumbered thank you for asking.
Tied up in Tampa!
Is that Hulk Hogan’s next porn movie?
#CapsYear
Goodbye Swansea, Stoke city and West Brom. All the best in the minors.
Tomorrow will make or break my mood for the week. I already told my boss I am leaving to scream at Fulham in the privacy of my own home.
Fulham? More like Halfham imo.
Good riddance and thank you Swansea, for now I will cease watching EPL forever.
I was a good boy and took Madre Weaselo out to lunch. Then I played an opera. And now I’m home. Anything good happen?
Generic Middle age? No thank you.
All those who have a 2nd date with a hot 27 yr old weed girl tonight, raise your hands.
OH, JUST ME THEN?????
I’ve got your generic….RIGHT HERE!!!!!!
I did point out my power move at the brewery yesterday. I was talking and making decent time with this young, sweet thing and what did I do?
Showed her pictures of my grandkids.
Jesus man, I need to fix my power move.
She was funny. Funny haha, that is.
Unlike the other one who was funny “homicidal”.
Why did you go on a date with Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas?
All I’m saying is ONE of us got her phone number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU
Fuck you.
But how’d the threesome go?
HOOTS ON THE GROUND!
There really should be a Hoots on the Ground because the interaction with those two girls was extremely hilarious. I’m thinking group post oral history style.
I could do that.
Do it.
Just remember – middle age is generic; VD is pedestrian.
Luckily Seamus has all the veterinary grade penicillin at his disposal.
Appreciate the youth volunteering at the senior living centers
Happy mother’s day Ma. She moved on 15 years ago but I still miss her. I have her to thank for teaching me my love of cooking. Love and miss you Ma.
That’s beautiful, man. I was sure to call (and send flowers too, I’m fancy) today even tho I’m away. Mom’s are great.
(cue the Belichick joke, yeah yeah)