Your “What An Effective Disorder You Have” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Break out the Vitamin-D SADS lamps, because Brandon Marshall has signed a one-year deal to play for the Seahawks.
    • The idea seems to be to use him in goal line situations where his size could help block out defenders or help him reign in short passes for scores.
    • In a 13-year career, he has never played for a playoff team.
  • Kam Chancellor is scheduled to have his neck scanned in late-June to determine his eligibility to be removed from the injured reserve list.
    • He says he’ll “listen to my body” about continuing his career, although he feels he is in his prime and has some good years left to contribute.
  • As some idiot predicted last week, the new anthem policy & NFL secret poll have come up at Colin Kaepernick’s collusion hearing.
    • Looking worse for the owners is the impression they caved in to Donald Trump:
      • “This is a very winning, strong issue for me,” the President told Jones, according to Andrew Beaton of the Wall Street Journal. “Tell everybody, you can’t win this one. This one lifts me.”
    • The new policy is also being used as evidence, as it directly prevent public displays during the anthem.

As you may not know, even though I’m Beerguyrob I’m not just fond of a pint, I’m also fond of a dram.

Well, today the fine folks at Macallan released a bottle of scotch porn that, like most porn stars, only a select few could actually purchase for their own enjoyment.

For example, this one cost $130,000.

The Macallan 72 Years Old in a Lalique decanter was released today,

  

and while a starting price hasn’t been issued, the 2002 version, distilled on the 26th January 1946 and bottled at full cask strength without chill-filtration from a single cask, when it was 56 years old,

started at $17,000 when it first came out but is currently valued at $40-50,000 on the resale market. A shot-sized bottle recently sold for £1250 on a Whisky auction site. The period immediately post-WWII is considered one of Macallan’s finest, with more smokey aromas and flavours in the barley as a result of increased peat use for distillation, because the post-war rationing of coal made it impossible for mass production of large volumes of whisky.

But for true liquor-porn connoisseurs, one bottled in a Lalique decanter,

recently sold at auction for $460,000 USD.

The 2018 release is limited to 600 individually numbered decanters worldwide, and will be made be available from August 2018.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Capitals at Vegas – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Game 1 is Thursday in Golden State
  • MLB:
    • Astros at Yankees – 6:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
    • Angels at Tigers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360

We have reached the soft point in the offseason, where there’s not enough news, training camp or other sports to fill up the day.

And my history degree dredges up nothing I can use today.

SEE YOU TOMORROW!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky
Mr. Ayo

#CapsYear

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey Caps!!!! If you clear into the empty net they can’t fucking call icing.

COME ON!!!!!!!

ALXMAC
JustStopDude

That has to be one of the best saves in finals history…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was already figuring on OT. Can’t believe that didn’t find the net.

Mr. Ayo

Holtby is a wizard

ALXMAC
theeWeeBabySeamus

2 minutes ’til the open net winner.

I hope.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Whew….how the fuck did that not go in?

JustStopDude

No fucking idea….

Brocky

……things brocky totally did not say on prom night

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy shit, how is it ONLY Wednesday?

Brick Meathook

Nothing happened on this day in history? How about a little thing called this:

AD 70 – Siege of Jerusalem: Titus and his Roman legions breach the Second Wall of Jerusalem. Jewish defenders retreat to the First Wall. The Romans build a circumvallation, cutting down all trees within fifteen kilometers.

Did you read that? They cut down all the trees. Then they built that thing.

This is history, people!

Brick Meathook

All I did was look at Wikipedia “This Day in History.” I don’t even know what those words mean.

Fronkenshteen

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ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Senor Weaselo

Lizard people. It is Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final… and it’s not on NBC.

ALXMAC

“Caps in 6′

Brocky

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Brocky

So, the car I bought last year has a sun roof, and I legitimately think I’ve only opened it twice

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And both of those times it was to kill vampire hitchhikers that you’d picked up.

ALXMAC
Brocky

So…. Vegas scores when the power play is over right?

Mr. Ayo

That’s what I was expecting.

ballsofsteelandfury

Coconut bra and leaf thong Pam is seriously sexy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I find it appalling she isn’t more in demand after Sterling said she was the best he’d ever had. And that was before cocaine helped her lose a ton of weight.

JustStopDude

Good job CAPS!

JustStopDude

I like these intermission promos where the NBC brings up these quasi famous people who claim they are Knights fans and the love Vegas…but they don’t live there….and barely come into the city at all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Notice how they never let the former NHL stars finish spelling out their entire name…

Methinks it would make the CTE symptoms too obvious…

WCS

“I’m really blessed to have my name on the Cup two times.”

— Trent Green

ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Dolph Ucker

If WWII would have ended just a little bit differently, this would be all over the place. Thank you, greatest generation.

Gratliff

Golden Knights in 3

LemonJello

“Can they do that?”
-most American sports fans

Gratliff

Oh my god, PEB, don’t take that shot

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Holy shit his name is Christian Djoos!? I thought there was only one of those…

herodotus450

If his middle name is Zoroastrianism I’ll eat my hat

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Does Johnny Knockville has AIDS or something? He looks terrible in the movie promos…

JustStopDude

Evening boys….I finally got my insane prototypes to work. I can now run DC motors using an AC drive.

Now I just need to make up forty hours of training on this shit.

Senor Weaselo

Well la di da, Nikola Tesla.

herodotus450

You can take the man out of pittsburgh…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh. I didn’t realize it was possible to slip one past the goalie via the backdoor.

herodotus450

Russians rising up against knights and their system? Is it December already?
/Tsars had knights, right?

Gratliff
herodotus450

Cross checking penalty, about 3 and a half periods late (that’s what she said)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I didn’t realize the NHL penalized the old “stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself” move.

Gratliff

Oh my god

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Gratliff

Original for reference:
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So white. So very white.

Gratliff

Everyone except the baby~

Horatio Cornblower

Congrats on the sex…

Gratliff

Hm. I don’t think I could do this.

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DefG41aV4AApfAZ.mp4

Gratliff

Like, he lands in stride on a fucking slope. What the fuck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I don’t think you’re supposed to use that word.” – Bill Parcells

ballsofsteelandfury

“I KNOW!”

– Jeremy Clarkson

ballsofsteelandfury

This Vegas team is good. Real good.

Gratliff

I just imagine Robert DeNiro trying to get Flower to go into a dark building to try on some free fur coats

King Hippo

not at 4-on-4

Gratliff

Congratulations to the Washington Capitals on not being immediately scored upon

Gratliff

dot dot dot

WCS

Almost nine minutes!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When I imagine dragons this is what comes to mind.

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WCS

That’s good hustle!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is it disrespectful to masturbate during the national anthem, assuming I had started before I even turned on the TV and realized it was happening?

herodotus450

At least something was standing at attention

Gratliff

Some people fuck the flag endlessly. Others won’t ever get the chance and it’s the closest they’ll ever get.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t always agree with Steve, but sometimes I do.

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herodotus450

Is Vegas just going to repeat the smae pregame show every game, or are we going to see some FUCKING Stonehenge next time?

LemonJello

Patience…
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Gratliff

Imagine Dragons live performances are woefully inadequate without unnecessarily large drums and random Kendrick Lamar pop-ins.

WCS

Imagine Dragons live performances are woefully inadequate.

FIFY

herodotus450

“Imagine(ing) Dragons … [is] woefully inadequate.”
-Tyrion L.
/not a nerd btw

LemonJello

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Gratliff

There are two things I’ll never understand about them. First is why they ever released the terrible single version of Radioactive sans Kendrick Lamar which is the most vanilla shit ever (Vanilla also being the primary answer to this question). Second is why their shit works so well in a montage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

herodotus450

If I tell them I have my own decanter, do you think they’ll knock a couple bucks off the price?

LemonJello

What do you have to lose by asking?

LemonJello

BattleBots or Stanley Cup?

Decisions, decisions…

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Doktor Zymm

So, what percentage of people saying that Roseanne being canceled is a violation of free speech also celebrated the new NFL anthem rule?

Senor Weaselo

I’m gonna say “yes.”

WCS

That Venn diagram is just a circle.