NFL News:
- Break out the Vitamin-D SADS lamps, because Brandon Marshall has signed a one-year deal to play for the Seahawks.
- The idea seems to be to use him in goal line situations where his size could help block out defenders or help him reign in short passes for scores.
- In a 13-year career, he has never played for a playoff team.
- Kam Chancellor is scheduled to have his neck scanned in late-June to determine his eligibility to be removed from the injured reserve list.
- He says he’ll “listen to my body” about continuing his career, although he feels he is in his prime and has some good years left to contribute.
- As some idiot predicted last week, the new anthem policy & NFL secret poll have come up at Colin Kaepernick’s collusion hearing.
- Looking worse for the owners is the impression they caved in to Donald Trump:
- “This is a very winning, strong issue for me,” the President told Jones, according to Andrew Beaton of the Wall Street Journal. “Tell everybody, you can’t win this one. This one lifts me.”
- The new policy is also being used as evidence, as it directly prevent public displays during the anthem.
- Looking worse for the owners is the impression they caved in to Donald Trump:
As you may not know, even though I’m Beerguyrob I’m not just fond of a pint, I’m also fond of a dram.
Well, today the fine folks at Macallan released a bottle of scotch porn that, like most porn stars, only a select few could actually purchase for their own enjoyment.
The Macallan 72 Years Old in a Lalique decanter was released today,
and while a starting price hasn’t been issued, the 2002 version, distilled on the 26th January 1946 and bottled at full cask strength without chill-filtration from a single cask, when it was 56 years old,
started at $17,000 when it first came out but is currently valued at $40-50,000 on the resale market. A shot-sized bottle recently sold for £1250 on a Whisky auction site. The period immediately post-WWII is considered one of Macallan’s finest, with more smokey aromas and flavours in the barley as a result of increased peat use for distillation, because the post-war rationing of coal made it impossible for mass production of large volumes of whisky.
But for true liquor-porn connoisseurs, one bottled in a Lalique decanter,
recently sold at auction for $460,000 USD.
The 2018 release is limited to 600 individually numbered decanters worldwide, and will be made be available from August 2018.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Vegas – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Game 1 is Thursday in Golden State
- MLB:
- Astros at Yankees – 6:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Angels at Tigers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
We have reached the soft point in the offseason, where there’s not enough news, training camp or other sports to fill up the day.
And my history degree dredges up nothing I can use today.
SEE YOU TOMORROW!
https://youtu.be/I354cvcpdjA
#CapsYear
Hey Caps!!!! If you clear into the empty net they can’t fucking call icing.
COME ON!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gogJNL_yvPU
That has to be one of the best saves in finals history…
I was already figuring on OT. Can’t believe that didn’t find the net.
Holtby is a wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yrlw8FuJko
2 minutes ’til the open net winner.
I hope.
Whew….how the fuck did that not go in?
No fucking idea….
……things brocky totally did not say on prom night
Holy shit, how is it ONLY Wednesday?
Vegas music coordinator’s WWE theme selections are on point.
Nothing happened on this day in history? How about a little thing called this:
Did you read that? They cut down all the trees. Then they built that thing.
This is history, people!
Big deal – Attack on Titan was better.
All I did was look at Wikipedia “This Day in History.” I don’t even know what those words mean.
I’m sticking with World War One in 1918.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0
I enjoyed the Rosanna troll earlier this month as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlQctX72zME
Lizard people. It is Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final… and it’s not on NBC.
Because it’s an all-new season of American Ninja Warrior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK-iyzpZGPk
“Caps in 6′
So, the car I bought last year has a sun roof, and I legitimately think I’ve only opened it twice
And both of those times it was to kill vampire hitchhikers that you’d picked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGyOaCXr8Lw
So…. Vegas scores when the power play is over right?
That’s what I was expecting.
Coconut bra and leaf thong Pam is seriously sexy.
I find it appalling she isn’t more in demand after Sterling said she was the best he’d ever had. And that was before cocaine helped her lose a ton of weight.
Good job CAPS!
I like these intermission promos where the NBC brings up these quasi famous people who claim they are Knights fans and the love Vegas…but they don’t live there….and barely come into the city at all.
Notice how they never let the former NHL stars finish spelling out their entire name…
Methinks it would make the CTE symptoms too obvious…
“I’m really blessed to have my name on the Cup two times.”
— Trent Green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ij4a6x_mPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmDAu_47OE
If WWII would have ended just a little bit differently, this would be all over the place. Thank you, greatest generation.
Golden Knights in 3
“Can they do that?”
-most American sports fans
Oh my god, PEB, don’t take that shot
Holy shit his name is Christian Djoos!? I thought there was only one of those…
If his middle name is Zoroastrianism I’ll eat my hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
Does Johnny Knockville has AIDS or something? He looks terrible in the movie promos…
Evening boys….I finally got my insane prototypes to work. I can now run DC motors using an AC drive.
Now I just need to make up forty hours of training on this shit.
Well la di da, Nikola Tesla.
You can take the man out of pittsburgh…
Huh. I didn’t realize it was possible to slip one past the goalie via the backdoor.
Russians rising up against knights and their system? Is it December already?
/Tsars had knights, right?
NAKAMURA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
Cross checking penalty, about 3 and a half periods late (that’s what she said)
I didn’t realize the NHL penalized the old “stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself” move.
Oh my god
Original for reference:
So white. So very white.
Everyone except the baby~
Congrats on the sex…
Hm. I don’t think I could do this.
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DefG41aV4AApfAZ.mp4
Like, he lands in stride on a fucking slope. What the fuck.
“I don’t think you’re supposed to use that word.” – Bill Parcells
“I KNOW!”
– Jeremy Clarkson
This Vegas team is good. Real good.
I just imagine Robert DeNiro trying to get Flower to go into a dark building to try on some free fur coats
not at 4-on-4
Congratulations to the Washington Capitals on not being immediately scored upon
dot dot dot
Almost nine minutes!
When I imagine dragons this is what comes to mind.
That’s good hustle!
Is it disrespectful to masturbate during the national anthem, assuming I had started before I even turned on the TV and realized it was happening?
At least something was standing at attention
Some people fuck the flag endlessly. Others won’t ever get the chance and it’s the closest they’ll ever get.
I don’t always agree with Steve, but sometimes I do.
Is Vegas just going to repeat the smae pregame show every game, or are we going to see some FUCKING Stonehenge next time?
Patience…
Imagine Dragons live performances are woefully inadequate without unnecessarily large drums and random Kendrick Lamar pop-ins.
Imagine Dragons live performances are woefully inadequate.
FIFY
“Imagine(ing) Dragons … [is] woefully inadequate.”
-Tyrion L.
/not a nerd btw
There are two things I’ll never understand about them. First is why they ever released the terrible single version of Radioactive sans Kendrick Lamar which is the most vanilla shit ever (Vanilla also being the primary answer to this question). Second is why their shit works so well in a montage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
It helps that he’s the best in the world at what he does.
If I tell them I have my own decanter, do you think they’ll knock a couple bucks off the price?
What do you have to lose by asking?
BattleBots or Stanley Cup?
Decisions, decisions…
So, what percentage of people saying that Roseanne being canceled is a violation of free speech also celebrated the new NFL anthem rule?
I’m gonna say “yes.”
That Venn diagram is just a circle.