Woo-hoo! June, baby. One more month of school until summer vacation for us teaching types! I got plans. BIG PLANS!
(Will actually accomplish nothing over the summer.)
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- vegas at Washington – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- MLB: regional coverage includes
- Cubs/Mets, Dodgers/Rockies, BoSox/Astros – 7:00PM | FOX
- BoSox at Astros – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NCAA Baseball:
- College World Series
- 7:00PM | ESPN2
- 10:00PM | ESPNU
- College World Series
- Futbol:
- MLS: Columbus vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
- International Friendly: Mexico vs. Scotland – 7:55PM | FS1 / UNI
- Australian Rules Football: Adelaide vs. GWS – 2:30AM | TSN2
Remember – KEEP IT BETWEEN THE DITCHES!
Shut your fucking piehole Engelland you pussy.
Come on Caps, get this one.
Karma mandates a Vegas shorty now.
You shut your whore mouth.
At intermission 2nd, we secretly replaced the Washington Capitals with the Arizona Coyotes.
Let’s see if anyone notices.
Phoenix won’t know they are missing.
That was funny.
Paging Mr. Grubauer. Call for you on line one, Mr. Grubauer.
Didnt he have something to do with the Nakatomi tower?
Hans, baby
That sound you just heard was tWBS emptying his bowels into his underwear.
You’re not far from wrong.
OH JEEBUS CHRISTMAS HOLTBY WTF WERE YOU THINKING?
Ruh roh
Dang. Needed that 3rd goal there before the PP expired.
I’m a day ahead on next week’s Sunday Gravy. Because tomorrow?
I’m going to go bowling. It’s a small dream but I’ve been trying to get back to being able to bowl for the last 10 years. Granted that was 3 knee surgeries ago but still.
I’m coming back with a fucking vengeance!
If you don’t break 200, we’re all gonna fly to SoCal and Gillooly you.
Series or game?
He means bones.
Everything went well until the 7th frame….
Good god that turf…
-Some dipshit, short, insecure, cheap-ass owner
I haven’t been this anxious for a period to start since a broken condom scare junior year of high school.
This bag of peanut caramel puffs with candies peanuts from Korea could be one of the best stoner foods I have ever have.
How have you not finished that stuff yet?
Amateur.
Because I was eating the kimchi chips. Duh.
Oh. OK then. Carry on.
Intermission 2nd.
Moar vodka.
Hockey talkin’ guy says that the playres better start playing “the right way” soon or else they might get called for a penalty one of these days and it’s not very nice to cross check people in the head. HOW ABOUT THE FUCKING REFS CALL A FUCKING PENALTY! It’s not the players’ fault that if they can get away with murder, they will.
Dammit. I said no Vegas PP’s. Does no one fucking listen to me?
/Looks around clubhouse
Who wants to tell him?
Niskanen with the big effort there for some 4 on 4. Now we’re talking.
Scotland are as slow as one would expect a 100% honkified side to be. NICE WASTE OF $20, HIPPO.
/it made me exactly even stevens on the day, which is kind of fun (as many matches as I bet)
Then how do you explain Ze Germans?
They totes has blacks! Plus, like, efficiency to make up for it. And selective Aryan breeding, natch.
May I use this? I know someone who will find it funny.
As in….
Fortunately, she has a good sense of humour and knows I’m a fucking idiot.
oh sure!
If Caps can play clean and not put Vegas on PP, should be good in this one now.
That’s a big “If”, fwiw.
I think the Caps misunderstood you, tWBS.
Story of my life, right?
this Ice Footy series is a giant wet fart. Says a lot that I haven’t even flipped over once from the practice Lesser Footy match.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!
been a fait accompli since you got past the Yinzers
Fair enough.
There we go.
Finally! The safest lead in hockey now.
Ovie…how in the name of fuck did you miss that one?
Oh I see now, went glove side. Fucking Russians.
How in the name of William Wallace did the Scots almost qualify for Russia? Were there blind and deaf sides in their Euro-group? These are shite.
/no ofence Litre
//pretty sure he could beat me up
They will qualify for the next one. The youngsters are promising, but they still have the plodding attack.
Hehehehe….two black hockey guys fighting.
I’m not sure how to finish this joke.
Fuck yeah!!!!
No interference there. Fuck you if you say different.
A Russian scoring in DC? We really are in the darkest timeline.
put $20 of the $120 El Tri made me by winning the first half on Scotland just now, to win the 2nd half (i.e., to draw or win the match, +900).
shut you face, YOU have a problem
Seems legit.
these friendlies go back and forth, happens when ain’t nobody really give a tin shit
/looking forward to GAMBLOR the NFL pre-season
Yes, but my problem is alcoholism
/adjusts monocle
see, this hobby keeps that problem fairly latent. I am being healthy, goddamnit!!
Not sure the stress is healthy…
Exec 1: “What if we made a Die Hard clone… in an office building?”
Exec 2: “AMAZING IDEA! GREEN LIGHT THAT NOW!”
/both continue to snort Tony Montana mounds of coke
as long as there are explosions and a meathead-famous lead, Murrikans will pay to see it
Ryan Reynolds as John McClain?
Exec 3: “Our focus group said just a hair blacker, tWBS!”
Exec 4: “But not TOO BLACK!”
Exec 3: “GOD NO!!!”
I’d pay to see Sam Jackson in that role, fwiw.
me too, which is why we ain’t the target demographic no more
I’m not a cracker ass motherfucka….YOU’RE A CRACKER ASS MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!
Guys, guys, guys… you both can be cracker ass motherfuckas!
Likely, in fact.
The Fox/FS1 cheerleading for El Tri really gives me the giggles. I can just sense the right wing simmering.
I really hope they make a deep run.
It’s too bad that tire company had to go with an obscure archer instead of hiring Ray Lewis to stab the tires.
His suit isn’t back from the cleaner’s yet.
Does the little Casio keyboard in the Caps’ arena run on D-batteries or a twelve volt adapter?
‘Cause it sounds like shit.
Caps lucky to not be down 2-0 at the intermission 1st.
Time foar vodka.
My theory is, the nhl forced the Panthers to give up Marchessault and Smith as restitution for the rat cleanup costs back in the Vanbiesbruck days.
Yes! Doc said “Twirling,” I have that square in my combined Emrick Verbiage-Simpsons Reference bingo card
I can’t believe I’m actually having fun watching hockey!
– Barry Trotz
I haven’t seen capitals this aggressive since Berlin and Rome circa 1939
Tokyo 1939 feels slighted by your omission of them.
– Nagasaki, 1945
-Hiroshima, et al.
– Hiroshima, 10 minutes later.
This game is kinda like old people fucking, so far.
Sloppy and without a plan.
Fewer broken hips, so far.
Every tim I hear Riley Smith’s name, I think of a different Riley…
+1 follow from Riley Reid to you!
Great minds, my friend.
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hmmmm, kinda familiar
Went to the Korean grocery store today. Put the baby to bed, got stoned and now I try new snacks.
Kiwi gummy fruits are delicious.
Next up caramel, peanut puffs I think.
It’s the extra MSG that does it!
Fuck yeah.
Fuck no!!!!!!
Good call tho. But still.
Oops!
So when did screaming shit in the middle of the anthem become a thing, and how is that less disrespectful than quietly kneeling?
Baltimore, 1992. We like to yell “O!!!!!” say can you see….
That’s the royal “we” btw.
I don’t particularly care for it.
I always thought it was unfair, and more than a little ironic, that the Braves have their name right there in the song!
Fuck Atlanta.
Sorry, what were you saying?
I believe the answer to both is white
God, how I hate this. Remarkably disrespectful. The kneelers are doing something thoughtful that the flag represents – our freedoms, and the right to express ourselves as such. Not to be a drunken and/or obnoxious asshole.
Despite my extreme social anxiety, I make a point of giving the stinkeye every time this happens, no matter where I am, visitors’ colours or not.
Agreed. The double standard of Balt/Wash fans doing the “O!!!”, but like everyone else, blackballing Kaep? I have a big problem with this.
As someone who has always liked Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but detested Andy Samberg, he does seem to have gotten less annoying over the years.
Absolutely. Initially I was hesitant to even give the show a shot thanks to his presence.
Instrumental Anthem?
Oh, no.
Why is Pat Sajek on the ice? Can I buy a “W”?
Wait, so Canadian school lets out in July?!?
My nieces started summer vacation on Thursday last week!
Well it makes sense, Canadian summer is only 2.5 weeks in July.
School runs Sept to June in most cases.
Caps pregame show is just a homeless guy stumbling onto the ice, asks for $5, says “thanks god bless go caps,” and leaves. Game actually starts on time.
And don’t bet on Justify to complete the triple at Belmont next week. I don’t think he’s got the stamina for that length.
Phrasing.
(but seriously, don’t)
Vegas +115. Sorry Caps, don’t hate.
Gotta do it and either make some dough, or jinx you to a 2-1 lead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=59&v=QK7EYhGQsn4
so…what do Balls y Litre have bet on this here friendly?
Hehehe.
A haggis taco.
I would eat the fuck out of those
me too.