Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread

[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.]

NFL News:

  • The Shield is catching some flak today for dumping its suspension news just before the holiday.
    • It’s no Jo Moore “good day to bury bad news, but it sill looks kinda sneaky. Disgraceful, really.
    • Especially when it looks like they tried to hide the upholding of Julian Edelman’s 4-game suspension from the Barstool/WEEI crowd.
      • Despite the assertion that the league determined that, even though the specific substance may not have fit within more than 70 specific anabolic compounds listed in the policy, the thing for which Edelman tested positive nevertheless had “a similar chemical structure and similar biological effect(s)” to an anabolic agent.
  • Russell Okung is making the case on Twitter that the next CBA should be about all contracts being guaranteed.
    • It might result in shorter lengths, but the counter is that players will earn more in that interim.
    • To wit:


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • White Sox at Reds – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
    • Mets at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
    • Cardinals at Diamondbacks – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
  • MLS:
    • Minnesota vs Toronto FC – 7:00PM | TSN

ENJOY YOUR EVENING! Oh, and be careful with those fireworks.

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Nice ISIS training video you found there.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

If I were a pitcher and had the opportunity to ride in the bullpen cart, fuck it, I’d ask if I can drive the bullpen cart!

I have some weird wants.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

These are amateurs before the main shows. That’s downtown L.A.
This is the size of the stuff that’s still going off.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Los Angeles, looking towards downtown from LAX. That’s not a composite.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

There is still a continuous roar of large fireworks and/or explosives going off in west Los Angeles. I’ve never heard this much before, not even close.

Mr. Ayo

#MAGA

Senor Weaselo

“The civil war! It’s happening!” -Wackjob McGee

yeah right

Same here. Can’t tell if it’s Hawthorne or Inglewood.

Probably Inglewood.

Always up to no good.

Brick Meathook

It’s everywhere! Maybe the revolution has begun.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Apparently #BFIB need to get their defensing in order.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, 7-4, also known as the number Dr. Ronny Jackson will claim as the president’s height which, when combined with his weight of 318 lbs, will keep him just under the threshold for “obese”.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like a JFK conspiracy theorist stuck on Ted Cruz’s dad, wrong thread.

Trying again…

Well, fireworks from the beach was a first. How are everybody’s dogs holding up?

yeah right

Nice Chevron fireworks this year.

/ puts down alcohol snorts line of heroin.

ALXMAC
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Things have settled down a bit around here, dog is starting to relax a bit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Prostate massage helped?

Senor Weaselo

Wrong “rocket’s red glare” there, I think.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Doctor Dreadful Snack Lab (1996)

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uumm

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They aim to start lies that will discourage those who hope for a free world, that will poison the trust between friendly nations, and stir up hatred between races and classes,”
the U.S. Department of State, 1951.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC
King Hippo

I hate the #BFIB trip to PHX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Spur

Great album. I listened to the whole album today.

ALXMAC

Well that sure seems serendipitous….

Sharkbait

4th of July on a Wednesday is the worst

Gratliff

We don’t even have fireworks in this city tonight. It’s kind of sad, really.

Spur

4th of July is the worst

– My dogs

ALXMAC
Spur
Spur
ALXMAC
ALXMAC
yeah right

Got a taste of some homemade ‘nanner puddin today.

Goddamn delicious.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got a recipe you need.
Remind me to send it.

yeah right

Please do.

That shit was delightful.

nomonkeyfun

HEY, stay away from my Nanna’s…
Oh, nevermind, Carry on my wayward friend.

herodotus450

“Fire works.”
-Prometheus

Spur

Fuck the Eagles!

-Prometheus & Spur

nomonkeyfun

DUDE!!!

Brick Meathook

The sun is still shining in Los Angeles and for about two hours now it’s sounded like a war is going on in the distance and the battlefield is edging closer to me. I don’t mean firecrackers I mean heavy ordnance.

yeah right

I’m hearing the same shit on the other side of the runways.

The war is close today.

Spur

Sun just set in Vegas. Feels like a Purge is about to go down.

Spur
Spur

My only weekday off and no World Cup matches on.

Spur

Folks.

Spanky Datass

The extra innings Dirtball game in Arlington is not exactly bananacakes yet, kinda bananamuffins … with nutmeg …

nomonkeyfun

Is there Peeeeeeeeeeete’s coffee available?
Or maybe an Allagash?

yeah right

I’m watching along. Much better than the Giants Rockies game.

Spanky Datass

Joey Fucking Gallo … just … fuck!

Senor Weaselo

Isn’t he dead?

yeah right

He is now.

yeah right

His launch angle

Didn’t.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

/Files away for later

yeah right

Welp, that’s enough wine for the day since tomorrow is a work day.

/ pours shot of bourbon chases it with a beer

Senor Weaselo

Later on: “That’s enough bourbon for the day. /Pours everclear*

Sharkbait

I had a chance to see the Boston fireworks from a friend’s roof. I passed because the roof in question has no deck, and involves climbing a ladder from the fire escape. With the copious amounts of alcohol involved today, I’ll pass.

yeah right

You successfully passed today’s Darwin award test.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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‘murika
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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Apparently this year we can see the Macy’s fireworks from my grandparents’ apartment, so suck it, everyone in Battery Park City!

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yeah right

Enough beer for now since tomorrow is a work day.

/ opens bottle of wine

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Mr. Ayo

Heavy flow week!

yeah right

I was thinking more IBS.

Mr. Ayo

Fortunately, I’m color blind.

herodotus450

Were Jason Pierre Paul and Ricky Jean Francois ever on a team together? Asking foar a friend.

Brick Meathook

With Pierre Garçon

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you had a Coors light and an MGD in the fridge, which would you use to cook kielbasa and which would you drink?

herodotus450

I would drink the coors, then cook with the mgd, then drink it afterwards. Mmmmm, offal-infused beer.

yeah right

I’m kind of surprised they still make MGD.

A statement I’ve never uttered before answers the question, drink the Coors Light.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass

If the MGD is fresh, cold and in a bottle, drink! So that leaves the sex-in-a-canoe-beer for the kielbasa.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do you have spices, hot sauce, etc.? Make a mix with the CL, drink the MGD; then beat the fuck out of yourself for not going to the liquor store.

Brick Meathook

I would have my staff cook with whichever beer they preferred and they could drink the other, while I sat in the trophy room and had cocaine injected into my eyeballs.

Brick Meathook

Can we possibly put that JPP photo behind a link? Pretty please?
(my iPad keeps homing in on that mess)
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Brick Meathook

thanks!

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Spanky Datass

FUCK YEAH!!!!1!1!
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Spanky Datass

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JustStopDude
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Game Time Decision

there needs to a spoiler thing before that JPP photo.
That’s crazy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At first I thought it was BBQ for the grill.

scotchnaut

GTD-I told you not to eat so many all-dressed chips before logging on to the site! Jeezuz!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nope; needs some shock value.