[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.]
NFL News:
- The Shield is catching some flak today for dumping its suspension news just before the holiday.
- It’s no Jo Moore “good day to bury bad news, but it sill looks kinda sneaky. Disgraceful, really.
- Especially when it looks like they tried to hide the upholding of Julian Edelman’s 4-game suspension from the Barstool/WEEI crowd.
- Despite the assertion that the league determined that, even though the specific substance may not have fit within more than 70 specific anabolic compounds listed in the policy, the thing for which Edelman tested positive nevertheless had “a similar chemical structure and similar biological effect(s)” to an anabolic agent.
- Russell Okung is making the case on Twitter that the next CBA should be about all contracts being guaranteed.
- It might result in shorter lengths, but the counter is that players will earn more in that interim.
- To wit:
Considering football’s level of brute, immanent physicality, high turnover as well as the short life cycle of its participants, it would seem to me that NFL players are in the most need of fully guaranteed contracts.
— OKUNG 🐆 (@RussellOkung) July 3, 2018
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- White Sox at Reds – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Mets at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
- Cardinals at Diamondbacks – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- MLS:
- Minnesota vs Toronto FC – 7:00PM | TSN
ENJOY YOUR EVENING! Oh, and be careful with those fireworks.
Nice ISIS training video you found there.
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/fat-guy-fireworks-gif.gif
If I were a pitcher and had the opportunity to ride in the bullpen cart, fuck it, I’d ask if I can drive the bullpen cart!
I have some weird wants.
These are amateurs before the main shows. That’s downtown L.A.
This is the size of the stuff that’s still going off.
Los Angeles, looking towards downtown from LAX. That’s not a composite.
There is still a continuous roar of large fireworks and/or explosives going off in west Los Angeles. I’ve never heard this much before, not even close.
#MAGA
“The civil war! It’s happening!” -Wackjob McGee
Same here. Can’t tell if it’s Hawthorne or Inglewood.
Probably Inglewood.
Always up to no good.
It’s everywhere! Maybe the revolution has begun.
Apparently #BFIB need to get their defensing in order.
Ah, 7-4, also known as the number Dr. Ronny Jackson will claim as the president’s height which, when combined with his weight of 318 lbs, will keep him just under the threshold for “obese”.
Like a JFK conspiracy theorist stuck on Ted Cruz’s dad, wrong thread.
Trying again…
Well, fireworks from the beach was a first. How are everybody’s dogs holding up?
Nice Chevron fireworks this year.
/ puts down alcohol snorts line of heroin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
Things have settled down a bit around here, dog is starting to relax a bit.
Prostate massage helped?
Wrong “rocket’s red glare” there, I think.
Doctor Dreadful Snack Lab (1996)
uumm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvfYcZ8GAVM
They aim to start lies that will discourage those who hope for a free world, that will poison the trust between friendly nations, and stir up hatred between races and classes,”
the U.S. Department of State, 1951.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkdom8Nwas
I hate the #BFIB trip to PHX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPutYaGFlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IcZYTQoiO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IKQkxnHp9U
Great album. I listened to the whole album today.
Well that sure seems serendipitous….
4th of July on a Wednesday is the worst
We don’t even have fireworks in this city tonight. It’s kind of sad, really.
4th of July is the worst
– My dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7Op9ZQ3E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amAyHFv96Vg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUGl9n1eE1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEH_ms8d1ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWccEc9RTWo
SHOTS!! SHOTS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S7HAvibdvc
Got a taste of some homemade ‘nanner puddin today.
Goddamn delicious.
I’ve got a recipe you need.
Remind me to send it.
Please do.
That shit was delightful.
HEY, stay away from my Nanna’s…
Oh, nevermind, Carry on my wayward friend.
“Fire works.”
-Prometheus
Fuck the Eagles!
-Prometheus & Spur
DUDE!!!
The sun is still shining in Los Angeles and for about two hours now it’s sounded like a war is going on in the distance and the battlefield is edging closer to me. I don’t mean firecrackers I mean heavy ordnance.
I’m hearing the same shit on the other side of the runways.
The war is close today.
Sun just set in Vegas. Feels like a Purge is about to go down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58
My only weekday off and no World Cup matches on.
Folks.
The extra innings Dirtball game in Arlington is not exactly bananacakes yet, kinda bananamuffins … with nutmeg …
Is there Peeeeeeeeeeete’s coffee available?
Or maybe an Allagash?
I’m watching along. Much better than the Giants Rockies game.
Joey Fucking Gallo … just … fuck!
Isn’t he dead?
He is now.
His launch angle
Didn’t.
/Files away for later
Welp, that’s enough wine for the day since tomorrow is a work day.
/ pours shot of bourbon chases it with a beer
Later on: “That’s enough bourbon for the day. /Pours everclear*
I had a chance to see the Boston fireworks from a friend’s roof. I passed because the roof in question has no deck, and involves climbing a ladder from the fire escape. With the copious amounts of alcohol involved today, I’ll pass.
You successfully passed today’s Darwin award test.
‘murika
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Apparently this year we can see the Macy’s fireworks from my grandparents’ apartment, so suck it, everyone in Battery Park City!
Enough beer for now since tomorrow is a work day.
/ opens bottle of wine
Heavy flow week!
I was thinking more IBS.
Fortunately, I’m color blind.
Were Jason Pierre Paul and Ricky Jean Francois ever on a team together? Asking foar a friend.
With Pierre Garçon
If you had a Coors light and an MGD in the fridge, which would you use to cook kielbasa and which would you drink?
I would drink the coors, then cook with the mgd, then drink it afterwards. Mmmmm, offal-infused beer.
I’m kind of surprised they still make MGD.
A statement I’ve never uttered before answers the question, drink the Coors Light.
If the MGD is fresh, cold and in a bottle, drink! So that leaves the sex-in-a-canoe-beer for the kielbasa.
Do you have spices, hot sauce, etc.? Make a mix with the CL, drink the MGD; then beat the fuck out of yourself for not going to the liquor store.
I would have my staff cook with whichever beer they preferred and they could drink the other, while I sat in the trophy room and had cocaine injected into my eyeballs.
Can we possibly put that JPP photo behind a link? Pretty please?
(my iPad keeps homing in on that mess)
thanks!
FUCK YEAH!!!!1!1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
Whooo!!! MURICA!
there needs to a spoiler thing before that JPP photo.
That’s crazy
Fine.
At first I thought it was BBQ for the grill.
GTD-I told you not to eat so many all-dressed chips before logging on to the site! Jeezuz!
Nope; needs some shock value.