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Evening folks!
A quick heads-up, Sunday Gravy will be on a one week hiatus due to our extensive coverage of the World Cup. It will return next week.
Be sure to get up nice and early tomorrow as our less footy footy experts prepare you for tomorrow’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. The insight will be expansive, the gambling tips will be prevalent and the drinking will be nice and early.
Be there!
Tonight alas we have only the MLB to keep us company. Which is fine for an unrepentant baseball heathen like me. My Cubbies are right down the road in San Diego taking on Low Commanders Padres. Game time is 7:10 PM Pacific time.
Here’s a fun story! Despite the fact that weed has been legal in California for awhile now I had never ventured to a weed store. Until Today! First thought was sweet Sonny Jesus the girls they have working there are SMOKING hot.
Mother of fuck!
Second item of note. The prices listed on the tote board do NOT include the various taxes.
Important monetary tip!
Say just for the sake of argument that you wanted to buy an eighth of oh I don’t know, a nice hybrid. This is strictly theoretical of course.
The board may say 50 bucks for an eighth but not so fast my soon to be very high friend!
Add to that 50 a 9.5% California sales and Use tax, an additional 10% for LA city tax – adult use tax. And don’t forget the California Excise tax of 15%!
That initial 50 bucks turned into a $67.00 investment!
Theoretically of course.
So sit back my friends, pour a tall cool one, crack open a coldy and spark one up, theoretically of course.
It’s Saturday night, the weather is fucking fantastic and we gonna get down!
Try to be more like Daniel.
Daniel drinks his weight.
Drinks like Richard Burton.
Dance like John Travolta!
Get after it!
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