It’s time to feel better! Saturday Evening open Thread

yeah right

yeah right

yeah right is a lifelong Vikings fan. Loves to cook but doesn’t plate. Loves to drink but hates hangovers. Loves to read. Has no regrets.
yeah right

Evening folks!

A quick heads-up, Sunday Gravy will be on a one week hiatus due to our extensive coverage of the World Cup. It will return next week.

Be sure to get up nice and early tomorrow as our less footy footy experts prepare you for tomorrow’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. The insight will be expansive, the gambling tips will be prevalent and the drinking will be nice and early.

Be there!

Tonight alas we have only the MLB to keep us company. Which is fine for an unrepentant baseball heathen like me. My Cubbies are right down the road in San Diego taking on Low Commanders Padres. Game time is 7:10 PM Pacific time.

Here’s a fun story! Despite the fact that weed has been legal in California for awhile now I had never ventured to a weed store. Until Today! First thought was sweet Sonny Jesus the girls they have working there are SMOKING hot.

Mother of fuck!

Second item of note. The prices listed on the tote board do NOT include the various taxes.

Important monetary tip!

Say just for the sake of argument that you wanted to buy an eighth of oh I don’t know, a nice hybrid. This is strictly theoretical of course.

The board may say 50 bucks for an eighth but not so fast my soon to be very high friend!

Add to that 50 a 9.5% California sales and Use tax, an additional 10% for LA city tax – adult use tax. And don’t forget the California Excise tax of 15%!

That initial 50 bucks turned into a $67.00 investment!

Theoretically of course.

So sit back my friends, pour a tall cool one, crack open a coldy and spark one up, theoretically of course.

It’s Saturday night, the weather is fucking fantastic and we gonna get down!

 

Try to be more like Daniel.

Daniel drinks his weight.

Drinks like Richard Burton.

Dance like John Travolta!

Get after it!

 

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yeah right is a lifelong Vikings fan. Loves to cook but doesn't plate. Loves to drink but hates hangovers. Loves to read. Has no regrets.

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blackroseMD1

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blackroseMD1

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blackroseMD1

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WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Did you know dropping someone off on a busy street from the middle lane is a bad idea? The guy driving the subway isn’t running shuttle didn’t so I step off the bus and nearly get hit by a pickup truck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Dirt Ex-Rams just shitcanned manager Mike Matheny. Turns out, you can be white, and still piss off the #BFIB.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

oh dear LAWD, I don’t needs Santa Jesus God not to bring me anything else for Kwanzaa no more!!

/us #BFIB really, really hated that dumb motherfucker

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

ah told yeeeewwww that in confidence!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen
Gratliff

My cynicism is to the point where I expect they’ll find everyone guilty of everything and do nothing about it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

whomst among us

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

There are pigeons all over the field in the Pies — WCEagles match. Fried squab for Half-time snacks!

WCS

In Yinzer, that’s “city chicken.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

First thought was sweet Sonny Jesus the girls they have working there are SMOKING hot.

“Did I not say that numerous times?” -tWBS

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, settle down over there.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

It’s G1 Climax season, which means it’s time to go from bitching about having to watch 3 hours of wrestling every Monday to happily watching 3 hours of a wrestling tournament every day. I, for one, am looking forward to watching heels attempting to out-cheat eachother to win in cheap ways.

WCS

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Gratliff

I imagine normal human adults reading about wrestling shit is the same way I feel when people start to babble about IPAs and microbrews, or when Hippo starts throwing out random half-equations with dollar signs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

WWE should have a match like that

Horatio Cornblower

Greetings, Mole People.

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WCS

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

I don’t know who here besides Balls and I stream Ausie Footy or if Balls has posted this tune before. That said, I have enjoyed the Fox Footy theme since the first time I heard it. Probably because I’m usually happily drunk and stoked for some hot Ausie on Ausie action. So I searched for the entire theme and found out that it is OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!!1!!!1! *Runs through wall*

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!!

Wakezilla

That’s pretty sweet!

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Gratliff

Two women who really know footwork
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litre_cola

I do but I have never noticed before.

ballsofsteelandfury

Tonight’s game between Collingwood and West Coast is a must-watch!

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Yup. Cued up and with twelve minutes until LIVE I can listen to the theme three more times!

Fronkenshteen

Goddamn Adrian Beltre still has range.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

At 39! I couldn’t do that at 19.

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litre_cola

Holy Fuck 67 bucks for an eighth? I would be broke. Werent the gubmts trying to make it more like street prices? The place I order my gear from is bang on for street prices. Some strains a wee bit higher some a wee bit lower.

Gratliff

Saw the second Jurassic World movie and can say it disgusted me at least as much as the first one. They should wipe all record of anything after Jurassic Park from the history books.

However, I did just watch the scientist wrestler in GLOW reboot her brain by shoving a 5.25″ floppy into her pussy. So the night is definitely getting more interesting.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m looking forward to that season. First season was great.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[Hyperventilates]

DANCE ACADEMY 2 IS ON!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Excellent pick on the banner song, yeah right.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like this belongs with my more recent comment.

WCS

Dearest DFO,

Day Three of the Invasion of the In-Laws. Liquor rations were running scarce. Nephew continued his assault on every toy, book, and shelf at a pace that the Blitzkrieg would have considered excessive, all while wearing only a diaper. Niece continues to sing the same two Disney songs on constant repeat. Lil’ WCS is demonstrating extreme Terrible Twoness. Constant fighting between siblings and cousins, interrupted by brief interludes of cooperation and something termed “play.”

Entire living room, guest room, and second bathroom are in shambles. Debris everywhere, including the now-broken living room chair. Another day is anticipated tomorrow. I don’t know if I handle another charge.

The only reason for hope is newly restocked alcohol supplies.

Pray for me.

WCS

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Wakezilla

Hey degenerate gamblers, I got a question for you:

Should I bet $100 on Croatia at +360 World Cup odds (r$100 to win $360), or should I wager $110 on France, in order to get $100?

Pro to betting on Croatia: I want them to win and if they win, I make $360. It’s a double win!

Con to betting on Croatia: If they lose, it’s a double loss. Tie that in with waking up early, and that’s a lose/lose/lose situation.

However, if I bet on France, if they win, I make $100. If they lose, I lose the money, but that means Croatia wins. Lose/win situation.

What says you?

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King Hippo

My wagers:

$55 on Les Frogs at 3-1 exactly (+1650)
$55 on Les Frogs to win PLUS more than 2.5 goals scored total in match (+285)
$45 on Les Frogs to win by exactly 2 goals (+450)
$45 on Mbappe first goal scorer (+580)