INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY.
PRODUCER: …and so I suppose at the end of the day, it’s like that familiar saying, “how do we get to yes?” Now throughout this process, you’ve maintained radio silence.
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: You haven’t commented publicly at all?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Well this is a treat for us; I’m told you would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight on a few things?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: Let’s start by addressing the rumors you’ll be traded to Green Bay. Any truth to them?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: So you’re anticipating that you’ll be staying in Oakland?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: But you haven’t practiced a single snap with the team so far this year.
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Are you sure you’ll be ready to play when the season starts?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: Have you spoken to Coach Gruden yet?
KHALIL MACK: No.
DJ3000: [poking his head in] CAN I OFFER YOU SOME COFFEE, MR. MACK?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
DJ3000: DO YOU TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR?
KHALIL MACK: No.
DJ3000: BLACK, THEN?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
DJ3000: WANT SOME BISCOTTI TO GO WITH IT?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Well let’s go ahead and get this show on the road. Do you have a theme for us today?
KHALIL MACK: Yes and no.
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Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “yes and no” – songs about the affirmative, and songs about the negative. By now, you know the drill – just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3s-n0_ye5”. When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure. If your link doesn’t pick up, an admin will try to help out.
I’ll get us started with a thematic DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rxP3m3PoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZM8KNaUy5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2zJDTL6dh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8qgp3yT1rQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwVQRx1IGac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcYnwqC04iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHOtRItCHXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em328ua_Lo8
Boingo double shot!
What is the law?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRljdzY3dXs
No ONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQCNvybcXk
You better say “Yes” to a QUAD SHAWT of Authority Zero songs about “No.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNzqXaAYnug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYDrkL5jHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T04rmP6y2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q28QD7sOGs
“Sorry to show up late, hope the consequences aren’t as severe as in my old job. Anyhow, can we get some Herbie Hancock up in here?”
– Matt Patricia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIt37P5MFjQ
Also known as ordering a “Trent Green.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSnCKhRGu3w
FUCK YEAH
These guys need to do more stuff. Stat.
I figured this group would especially enjoy the video that goes with this awesome song too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPJMO-O8h8
From the stupid/fun Planet Terror movie. It’s how I prefer to remember Rose McGowan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwK_ZlObxPk
Shout out to my old drum teacher’s former band. They actually played one of their songs on a Sunday Night Football bumper before… the dark days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdxX2FWllCk
Wow. I like this a lot. Very Billy Talent-esque. Which is a good thing.
I think they have four albums. Some of their stuff can be hit or miss, but the ones that hit are very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwiUMv5LMr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr1S6FpORA
“You’re a millennial, right?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_oKuW23VHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSCOYAJd2PE
My French little sister’s name is Noelly (she was supposed to be a Christmas baby but hung in there until New Years’ Day) but she goes by “No” for short. She’s really hot. Wanna see a picture of her?
NO!!!!!!!
(most of you already have anyway so shut up)
Stewart Copeland is a witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPevUCwU84k
One of my favourite songs of all time, can’t believe I didn’t think of it earlier…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEaxoSMUgXI
My favorite German video not done by Leni Riefenstahl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huCBgj_aZns
Named their band after an unskilled lesbian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u0kTd3tBz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXFB78DNBEg
Awwwww yeeeaaahhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_cDBDAvbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzFgSNotNzo
Which version to play…(flips coin)…sorry, Linda Ronstadt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBN3BtdIr0Y
Meh, fuck her.
In the 1970s? Aw yeah. (Of course, I woulda been a small child. Still…)
“Already did.#
-Gov. Moonbeam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-svD_M-0zxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58
This is a good pull, unlike Shannon’s last one.
Ouch.
If only for the ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
If Cuntler can post Yes, I can post No Doubt….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_g9hDeOic
Getting Blackstreet this late is good value
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o
Oh goddammit….I was gonna post this upon my return with a joke about my attorney not being very helpful.
For real? No diggity?
No, actually we’re all good.
I don’t even have to go to court.
I free!!!!!!!
Poor Manafort is chained up and you’re walking around free. Whatta world.
I’ve got better insurance.
At least one Yes song is needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Hell Yes – Beck
(Chritina Ricci’s voice is the one that says “I like your bass. Your beat is nice.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U9QRiY46I
“Wait…Mike Rutherford was in a group before Mike + The Mechanics???”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI0fk_gCdzE
One of my very favourite rock and roll bands, about as sunshiney as you’d expect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVO5OYoZQHc
Thank you for introducing me to Wasted Days, that song fucking rocks.
Post-Bieber palate cleanser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
Man that dude’s crazy, he always smokes duuussssst
He’s got his own room at da back of da bus
Pure. Fucking. Genius. I used to listen to this CASSETTE on my Walkman whilst cutting the grass as a kid. Then when my ex was bathing the twins, she would sing to them along to this tune “No. Shoes. In the bathtub!”