Request Line: Yes and No

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY.

PRODUCER: …and so I suppose at the end of the day, it’s like that familiar saying, “how do we get to yes?” Now throughout this process, you’ve maintained radio silence.

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: You haven’t commented publicly at all?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Well this is a treat for us; I’m told you would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight on a few things?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: Let’s start by addressing the rumors you’ll be traded to Green Bay. Any truth to them?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: So you’re anticipating that you’ll be staying in Oakland?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: But you haven’t practiced a single snap with the team so far this year.

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Are you sure you’ll be ready to play when the season starts?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: Have you spoken to Coach Gruden yet?

KHALIL MACK: No.

DJ3000: [poking his head in] CAN I OFFER YOU SOME COFFEE, MR. MACK?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

DJ3000: DO YOU TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR?

KHALIL MACK: No.

DJ3000: BLACK, THEN?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

DJ3000: WANT SOME BISCOTTI TO GO WITH IT?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Well let’s go ahead and get this show on the road. Do you have a theme for us today?

KHALIL MACK: Yes and no.

Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “yes and no” – songs about the affirmative, and songs about the negative.  By now, you know the drill –  just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3s-n0_ye5”.  When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure. If your link doesn’t pick up, an admin will try to help out.

I’ll get us started with a thematic DOUBLE SHOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rxP3m3PoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8

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Game Time Decision

gets close to being banned…lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

SonOfSpam

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LemonJello

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yeah right

Alright, let’s explain this again for those who didn’t get the memo. We are trying to create a playlist that people WANT to listen to.

FUCK!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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King Hippo

The best parenting song EVAR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_TMj8GB6s

Game Time Decision

“Video unavailable”

/ sad face

SonOfSpam

The current life of Jared Fogle.

SonOfSpam

Self-contained double shot? MAYBE.

Also, this is the second straight week I’ve posted Louis Prima, and it’s something you’re gonna have to deal with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBn772R3BEc

ArmedandHammered

What I say every time my wife turns on the news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLZZ8GWAk7E

ArmedandHammered

Ahh, some 80’s style funk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gomCkCbKHA4

SonOfSpam

Awwwww yeah.

yeah right
ArmedandHammered

Found one that would play, and is actually a clearer version.

yeah right
yeah right
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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SonOfSpam

OK Computer is better than Kid A. FIGHT ME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

Did they steal Metallica’s font?

SonOfSpam

Hell yeah I’m gonna include this group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64Nq9HN8ds

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit my attorney is probably already charging me.
Meh, fuck him….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xUD6MWmSAc

LemonJello

tWBS’s attorney, a dramatic re-creation:
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

One of Soundgarden’s finest and most underrated songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJbhxui9i8

theeWeeBabySeamus

No disagreementism from here.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….had to come back just for this. Suck it.
Now I really gotta go talk to my attorney.
Yes, I’m serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFGs7HP15d4

SonOfSpam

Guys like Elton and McCartney, who can just randomly crap out songs like this one, really piss me off. (Cartman voice)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqH9GTlWKE

SonOfSpam

And here’s the McCartney example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGI9CUbqNSQ

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, maybe I redeem myself here, but I still gotta scoot. Have fun…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g

theeWeeBabySeamus

I really am sorry this time, and I really am showing myself out now, and I’ll take SoS’ forthcoming “Dude” in the spirit intended after this.
Which is that I’m a horrible person. He’s right, I am.
*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZi3AHnb8b4

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

At least it’s not Nickelback. Because, seriously, DUDE.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Centuries from now, Nickelback will be hailed as musical geniuses who pioneered…

LMFAO… I can’t even finish the sentence.

LemonJello

I thought we were already living in The Darkest Timeline.

Who’s president during this? Barron Trump?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Roger Goodell.

LemonJello

Cthulhu save us.

SonOfSpam

Dude.

SonOfSpam

There are, um, pet sounds at the end of the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoqYQdregRI

SonOfSpam
theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.

SonOfSpam

Zombies gettin good mileage outta the word “no”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4nmxz5bQhk

Don T

¡Doble! The only one of theirs I like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wHiGR0iuTUo

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Better make that a DOUBLE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cIQDpHdS-U

yeah right
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m extremely sorry and will now show myself out….
(yes, I can feel your contempt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHxS8wlDngI

yeah right

What in the unholy subterranean fuck?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh my, this is gonna get ugly.
OK fine, I’ll start…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8