INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY.
PRODUCER: …and so I suppose at the end of the day, it’s like that familiar saying, “how do we get to yes?” Now throughout this process, you’ve maintained radio silence.
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: You haven’t commented publicly at all?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Well this is a treat for us; I’m told you would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight on a few things?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: Let’s start by addressing the rumors you’ll be traded to Green Bay. Any truth to them?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: So you’re anticipating that you’ll be staying in Oakland?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: But you haven’t practiced a single snap with the team so far this year.
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Are you sure you’ll be ready to play when the season starts?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
PRODUCER: Have you spoken to Coach Gruden yet?
KHALIL MACK: No.
DJ3000: [poking his head in] CAN I OFFER YOU SOME COFFEE, MR. MACK?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
DJ3000: DO YOU TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR?
KHALIL MACK: No.
DJ3000: BLACK, THEN?
KHALIL MACK: Yes.
DJ3000: WANT SOME BISCOTTI TO GO WITH IT?
KHALIL MACK: No.
PRODUCER: Well let’s go ahead and get this show on the road. Do you have a theme for us today?
KHALIL MACK: Yes and no.
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Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “yes and no” – songs about the affirmative, and songs about the negative. By now, you know the drill – just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3s-n0_ye5”. When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure. If your link doesn’t pick up, an admin will try to help out.
I’ll get us started with a thematic DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rxP3m3PoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8
gets close to being banned…lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
Alright, let’s explain this again for those who didn’t get the memo. We are trying to create a playlist that people WANT to listen to.
FUCK!
confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654
The best parenting song EVAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_TMj8GB6s
“Video unavailable”
/ sad face
The current life of Jared Fogle.
Self-contained double shot? MAYBE.
Also, this is the second straight week I’ve posted Louis Prima, and it’s something you’re gonna have to deal with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBn772R3BEc
What I say every time my wife turns on the news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLZZ8GWAk7E
Ahh, some 80’s style funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gomCkCbKHA4
Awwwww yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_6GRFwArM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNMxY4qjsMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxqwOG3gV7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7naC7TF9OU0
Found one that would play, and is actually a clearer version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqrvn3q1oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4
OK Computer is better than Kid A. FIGHT ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk-6eZtQfgs
Did they steal Metallica’s font?
Hell yeah I’m gonna include this group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64Nq9HN8ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amzvo_CFfB4
Goddammit my attorney is probably already charging me.
Meh, fuck him….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xUD6MWmSAc
tWBS’s attorney, a dramatic re-creation:
One of Soundgarden’s finest and most underrated songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJbhxui9i8
This leads to a dark DOUBLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRd5SskCyYE
No disagreementism from here.
Hehehehe….had to come back just for this. Suck it.
Now I really gotta go talk to my attorney.
Yes, I’m serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFGs7HP15d4
Guys like Elton and McCartney, who can just randomly crap out songs like this one, really piss me off. (Cartman voice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqH9GTlWKE
And here’s the McCartney example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGI9CUbqNSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxIE9IQOJs
OK, maybe I redeem myself here, but I still gotta scoot. Have fun…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g
I really am sorry this time, and I really am showing myself out now, and I’ll take SoS’ forthcoming “Dude” in the spirit intended after this.
Which is that I’m a horrible person. He’s right, I am.
*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZi3AHnb8b4
At least it’s not Nickelback. Because, seriously, DUDE.
Centuries from now, Nickelback will be hailed as musical geniuses who pioneered…
LMFAO… I can’t even finish the sentence.
I thought we were already living in The Darkest Timeline.
Who’s president during this? Barron Trump?
Roger Goodell.
Cthulhu save us.
Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxlmS31fks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph7S4MgB5nM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twrtYFmjqcI
Need some more positivity around here! I’m actually kind of surprised this isn’t a Ciara song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REOgCpX09VE
There are, um, pet sounds at the end of the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoqYQdregRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3hIOrbBURY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-w5Sf_dVpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O02MnrL_wrc
NERD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U9QRiY46I
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1vGT-hlLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUg6wcWhTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daPF69g8Izo
Zombies gettin good mileage outta the word “no”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4nmxz5bQhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaEP6s0fUSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIlUvEOhFos
¡Doble! The only one of theirs I like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wHiGR0iuTUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJwzSPq_j6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuKqPuOJtOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEnyqHLrWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCCvaghUnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
Better make that a DOUBLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cIQDpHdS-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
I’m extremely sorry and will now show myself out….
(yes, I can feel your contempt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHxS8wlDngI
What in the unholy subterranean fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzjfw6I78jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlrhahj8G4&t=60s
“Wish I had a nickel for every time I heard this…”
– Todd Marinovich, hanging out in the Roberto’s parking lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdqDmJbm2eY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbw3KzgHBU
Oh my, this is gonna get ugly.
OK fine, I’ll start…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8