Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread

Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got the requisite amount of experience but there’s a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the new GM wants to impress upon the players that, “It’s My Team Now”. You could be on the Patriots and Mumble Bill cut someone else but none of the lackeys had the courage to ask for a second pronunciation. Maybe you ended up banging the backup qb’s mistress at some point and word got out.

What I’m trying to say is that, much like us mere mortals that don’t get paid to crack heads, there’s really only so much in your control. Them ‘vagaries’ of life can be a bastard, no doubt. I mean, just today I went to my favourite iced-cream place in Ottawa (Piccolo Grande Gelateria, not a sponsor) and they did not have on hand the usual chocolate peanut butter offering I desired. That’s kinda the same thing, right?

Anyhoo, there’s a whack-ton of games on the sked that don’t mean much to you and I but mean everything to (let’s say) Franky Upstart from South Rodrigo State. The special teams’ coach loves his hustle and work ethic and Franky sure as heck doesn’t want to pump gas back in his hometown again this year. I can’t remember which team he’s on so I’ll just list all the games being played and you can go look for him. Hell, there’s probably some version of the fella on the squadron that you support.

The games in question are-Cle/Vage, Itsa/Boy, Momma/Mia, NYJ/Phi, NEW/Jackcity, Jax/Thebox, Car/Pet, Wash/Yourballs, Thai/Chi, LAC/Kingsubstance, Barbi/Dal, Oak/Tree, KC/BBQ and TEN/ToThree.

 

Enjoy.

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Wakezilla

ToddlerZilla woke me up and just made me play with her for over an hour. 2 year old sleep regression is no joke. Also, Litre is onto something

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ALXMAC

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tonight seems like a good “go to bed before 10pm” night

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King Hippo

where were you about 2.7 hours ago, Mr. Smart Imaginary Buddy-Guy?

/eh, I kind of enjoyed the JV NFL I guess

ALXMAC
ALXMAC
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King Hippo

Looks like guys Donks will cut are totes better than guys Birdcano will cut.

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Woman blow dries her underwear on plane

King Hippo

why do I never sit beside someone liek that on plane??

/these seem to be small-sized undies

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King Hippo

ain’t never gonna get to the dick (without a jaws of life) so I guess chafing the over-gut will have to suffice, Amber

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Such genius should be rewarded.

King Hippo

You know Jeebus is all like “Awesome hack, bro!!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was.

Horatio Cornblower

Looks like it was.

King Hippo

“It’s working, it’s working, it…”

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Senor Weaselo

He didn’t yell “Kobe!” beforehand, 3/10.

Wakezilla

But was the microwave being microwaved microwaving?

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rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:
date: you look upset
me: [thinking about how she just covered her fries in ketchup instead of putting it on the side] it’s nothing

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

The guy on the left directed “Up In Smoke”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The real question is did he get any chili before the drunk fuck spilled it.

King Hippo

and before Magic gets his AIDS all over it ,, smh

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Wakezilla

So…. What film is this from?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

TESSA FOWLER BLACK CAT, available at your local Pornhub video hosting site.

King Hippo

I am so excite by Pat Fitzgerald understanding how time works, and acting on said understanding (even instructing his players!) accordingly.

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Wakezilla

Cute, but could have had a sad ending

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dinner AND a snack.

Brocky

Years later, still makes me laugh

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Wakezilla

E-C-Dub! E-C-DUB!

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Senor Weaselo

Oh hey, the fight bit of Creed is on.

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WCS

What about Creed?

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Wakezilla

Got damnnnnnnnnnnnn

clint greasewood
clint greasewood

Nobody circles the pre-season wagons like the Buffalo Bills

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rockingdog
rockingdog
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Senor Weaselo

He went Liu Kang on him.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Someone mentioned it earlier, but apparently Dr. Pepper went to the ad agency that made the Taco Bell “fake movie” route.

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WCS

I see Norv Turner has taken over OC duties at Purdue.

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