Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread

So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer,  and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content,  right?

Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend?

Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is “Sorry!”?

For those of us lucky to get an extra holiday or with enough foresight to take a day of vacation and make it a proper four day weekend,  today has been a glorious day of doing jack shit.

If you live in Southern California (and really,  why the fuck wouldn’t you? BFC just moved here and he’s finally realized this is Nirvana without the shotgun), you no doubt are taking advantage of our local markets’ deals this weekend.

Yes,  you read correctly,  that’s 72 beers at 50 cents each.

Granted,  that will last the average DFOer until Saturday afternoon,  but this is why you have a second fridge in the garage.

Wait, do you NOT have a second fridge in the garage?

Ok,  we will just gloss over that and focus on the important things:

SEXY FRIDAY IS BACK TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I’M DOING A TRIBUTE TO JAIME PRESSLY!!

Seriously,  there were some DAMN good pictures of her posted recently and I figured we needed to do a tribute.

Without further ado,  gentlemen,  start your boners:

Don’t you wish you had stopped by Stater Brothers so you could replenish your fluids now?

This is what happens when you don’t think ahead,  people!

I’ll see you in a few hours with the Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread.  If your penis/clitoris is not rubbed raw by the end of the weekend,  I’ve let us all down.

No,  you know what? Fuck you. This is on you,  buddy!

I miss Canada.  Man,  I want to go back! The Yukon might be nice this time of year.  Too bad I don’t like bears.

Well,  maybe they’re not that bad. And maple syrup makes great lube…

Sorry!

Ok,  that’s enough out of me.

Moose,  please continue posting gifs of Tom Brady getting sacked.

All of DFO will cum by the end of this evening,  one way or another…

I leave you with two things to think about/ research:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I FUCKING HATE FROSTED FLAKES!!!!!
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yeah right
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

Ford V8 engine
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yeah right

Where?

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HIGH FIVE!!

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WCS

FYI: Marshall Faulk lost the Heisman Trophy to Geno Torretta because of Lee Corso’s rallying. Corso continuously said Torretta played against better competition, and would “definitely have the better pro career.”

Faulk is a Hall of Famer, Torretta was out of the NFL by 1997, which includes two years in NFL Europe.

In other words: Lee Corso has always been useless.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have seen two or three Geno QBs play…….

Not a lot there.

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WCS

Nice gif of Dana Holgrosen in his daily activities.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is he the GM of the Jets?

OK, well same activities, tho.

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Brick Meathook

This guy needs to be shot with a tranquilizer dart

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JustStopDude

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t see the line, can ya Russ?

WCS

No, dad.

JustStopDude

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JustStopDude

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Pam is almost as hot as Angela. Almost.
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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Time to buy a Benz I guess….
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Senor Weaselo

So the band Padre Weaselo’s band opened for was an emo/pop punk tribute band. In case the resident 20-somethings feel old.

And now “Homer’s Enemy” is on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXZcc2AHv8

Spur

not a catch

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know, he has a pretty good income.

Spur

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Hot take: the women with the weirdly long tongues isn’t a turn on for me and is actually kinda gross.

Do not @ me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I ran out so you can have a safe space. While not turned on visually, it would be in practice. Visually to me it’s funny. Perceiving it gross is fucking really weird though.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I have no idea what this is about and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to.

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I don’t find it that unpleasant, but I’m not turned on by the idea of a female Venom.

Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that’s fucking funny.

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Spur

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Gratliff

Getting late into Luke Cage S2 and remembering how good Alfre Woodard is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3RNsZvdYZQ

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Spur
Spur

ok, the Aztec secondary blow Texlacan cock.

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