Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we didn’t play much with the gifs this offseason or preseason, I’m still working out a couple little kinks here but I think you’ll have adequate visuals to rip on in preparation for Friday’s results post.
As always, the only rule is: THERE ARE NO RULES! Want to swear? Go for it! Try to hack our servers? The Russians do it every day (thank goodness we have DTZM on that digital wall)! Butter up the weekly author in an attempt to improve your chances? SonOfSpam knows my paypal account!
Finally, I think I have all the files compressed down enough but, you know, with net neutrality throttling and all, let me know if there are any serious speed issues.
That all being said: