The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we?
LSU at Auburn (3:30, CBS)
I am still not sure exactly who Aubie is just yet (that U-Dub win was hardly convincing), and today will be quite demonstrative. 10 points is a pretty big spread, though Jordan-Hare is muy dificil as far as road venues go. Bayou Bengals catch a break that it’s not under the lights.
BYU at Wisconsin (3:30, ABC)
So. Many. White ppl. I hope they bought sunscreen by the 5-gallon drum.
Boise State at Oklahoma State (3:30, ESPN)
Well, spank me ’till it hurts! An entertaining cross-conference tilt where the first team to 50 just might win. BDSM State stands between us all and an endless procession of does Boise belong in teh playoffs? windbaggery.
Duke at Baylor (3:30, FS1)
Not too much raping!!
Houston at Texas Tech (4:15, Fox)
JV Yoooooouston is feeling really good about itself, and that probably won’t work out so good for them. Look for Guns Up!! to stand they ground.
Alabama at Ole Miss (7:00, ESPN)
A good litmus test as to exactly how scary Roll Damn Tide is gonna be this season. Johnny Reb has been their Bogey Side since forever, and has enough pieces to cause trouble if Bama isn’t at peak performance level. But that Reb defense? Let’s just say it can be exploited a wee bit.
Ohio State at TCU (8:00, ABC)
Probably the match of the day, though I have a feeling it will disappoint. Hope not. Blood FOAR the Bloodeyes’ GOD, and all that.
Arizona State at San Diego State (10:30, CBSSN)
Co-ed Bowl 2: Electric Boogaloo features a ranked Sparky squadron. Go ahead, enjoy, this shall be the only week anyone ever says that about Herm’s charges.
any of you guys see the new venture bros?
Going to rewatch the earlier seasons before I watch the latest one, I have heard it is great.
Good as ever IMO.
did nae work, but that was an awfully fun fake punt!
WOW. that was a catch by Boise!
Game on!
Vandy back within 5.
………but I don’t want to root for the SEC.
Dude saying Vanderbilt is sec is like saying Rutgers is in the big 10.
Yeah its technically right but everyone knows it isn’t the same
and Finebaum would use a Vandy win as proof why SEC should have 2 teams in the playoffs.
Boise forces a FG try. Come on Boise, show you belong.
Apocalypse well nigh – Guns Up!! just forced a punt.
What happened to Florida State?
They were shit last year, too. Jimbo timed his cashing out quite well.
heck of a kick by LSU’s Nazi punter
So LSU can nae throw teh football I see.
basically a complete role reversal the last 10 minutes
Between Arkansas and the Chargers, I really need to find something else to do on the weekends.
oh snap, North Texas? That does not portend well fer SEC West play…
Over/Under on the Bama game should be 70, and Bama will probably cover that by themselves.
2pm. it’s a “ok” time to have a drinks now
I just wanna point out this happened within the last 2 weeks.
And people still wonder why I hate notre dame.
this isn’t a backhanded brag about IU, just shows you how hilarious a loss to Vanderbilt would be
And that’s ignoring that time Brian Kelly killed a kid.
which DO get ignored (outside of DFO circles) quite a lot ,, ppl forget that
I literally have only ever heard one fan criticize him for it.
And it was grouped with a bunch of football related ciritscim that just gave the moron a reason to rag on kelly.
This was like 6 years after the kid died
yup, as long as Kelly was winning, what was one ded kid to those front-running motherfuckers?
Stidham and Aubie turned on a dime those last two drives. 14-10 Other Tiggers.
OK didn’t know the new thread was up. I NEED VALIDATION.
from the futbol thread:
Ha! BYU has a receiver named Romney. He’s clearly related as his first name is Gunner and he ain’t Swedish.
Vandy within 6 in South Bend. Christ, that would be hilarious.
Finished watching the GWS-Collingwood match replay
I haz a sad now
Time for a snooze. Vegas is giving me 3-1 odds that I’ll never wake up again. Suckers.
circus catch by Aubie now. Great game.
The crowd shots at the ASU-SDSU game will be amazing. We may have to invoke the DFO Puke Bylaw. Anyone wearing pants will have to drink until they puke.
Yes, I know.
offensive line for Boise is killing them
imagine what a Bama or UGA defensing unit would do to them.
Prime time Alabama/Ole Miss feels like the NCAA’s take on The Purge.
Should be a significant downturn in cousin-fucking and wife beating leading up to the opening kick off.
it’s almost like Boise doesn’t have near enough size nor speed to compete with a middle of the pack Big Twaaaaaallllve side, and this hypothetical playoff talk was just silly.
Cottage cheese and canned salmon mixed together isn’t as drunk as you think!
Also, how is Pat Shurmur’s jackinape kid still Vandy’s QB? He is liquid fucking shit.
HOW ABOUT THAT! The Fox affiliate actually showing FOOTBAW, and telling us it is raining outside via crawl on bottom of screen. AMAZING.
au-BURN!
we can has GAME, it would seem!
Interested to see if it opens up in the 2nd half, tough conditions for DL to have any stamina whatsoever
103 on the field, not a great day to be a really fat guy with no neck like Ed Orgeron.
Aubie also seems to be all woke now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZndxEvFNk
Drunk post…….
Your undefeated record is on the line tomorrow!
Watch the video…and be found wanting….
THAT is nawt Magnum, P.I. !
THIS. Stop trying to ruin what is left of my mediocre childhood, network assholes.
/the only acceptable re-make would be an Everton version of Cheers with Trevor Steven in the Sam Malone role.
come on Boise. not like this
drunk misery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYk5B33j1NI
SIGH. Did Hippo actually bet moneys on that ML vibe he had? Team Big Love (Original Recipe) +22.5 at Bucky Badger?
Just fuck my life already.
If this is jv sexy saturday where the hell are the sun devils cheerleaders???
I used ’em last week, methinks??
out giving handjobs for crack.
/buys crack and many Blueberry Pomegranate KickStarts, gets in car
Whoa whoa whoa, meth is the go to in Tempe.
Know what’s great about this SECCCCC PAWWWWWLLLLL JV match? They’s allowed to hit one another, like footbaw is a physical sport or sommet.
/this has been your Hippo Neanderthal Moment
//Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace
Boise State looking shaky in Stillwater.
FIX YO SHIT!
Daymon Wayans got himself a sitcom! Ever get the feeling that all major network heads are living in a bubble of their own creation?
LSU’s gameplan is on fucking point. Picture perfect stop route.
Hey! No mention of Craig James’ alma mater vs. the non-rapey Michigan government-funded institute of higher learning!
… aaaaand actually never mind, I get why.
Rypien taking a lot of hits already.
very ineffective holding, Aubie
good ol’ fashioned slobber-knocker on The Plains. Enjoyable.
Is this the jV trhead or Sexy Saturday?
Did her tits get bigger or is she just pushing and showing more?
Yes.
“JV Sexy? Is that why it’s blocked on the prison library computers?”
-J. Fogle
Lots of missed tackles for Boise
She seems fun.