Rain-Soaked JV NFL Afternoon Thread

The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview.  Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we?

LSU at Auburn (3:30, CBS)

I am still not sure exactly who Aubie is just yet (that U-Dub win was hardly convincing), and today will be quite demonstrative.  10 points is a pretty big spread, though Jordan-Hare is muy dificil as far as road venues go.  Bayou Bengals catch a break that it’s not under the lights.

BYU at Wisconsin (3:30, ABC)

So.  Many.  White ppl.  I hope they bought sunscreen by the 5-gallon drum.

Boise State at Oklahoma State (3:30, ESPN)

Well, spank me ’till it hurts!  An entertaining cross-conference tilt where the first team to 50 just might win.  BDSM State stands between us all and an endless procession of does Boise belong in teh playoffs? windbaggery.

Duke at Baylor (3:30, FS1)

Not too much raping!!

Houston at Texas Tech (4:15, Fox)

JV Yoooooouston is feeling really good about itself, and that probably won’t work out so good for them.  Look for Guns Up!! to stand they ground.

Alabama at Ole Miss (7:00, ESPN)

A good litmus test as to exactly how scary Roll Damn Tide is gonna be this season.  Johnny Reb has been their Bogey Side since forever, and has enough pieces to cause trouble if Bama isn’t at peak performance level.  But that Reb defense?  Let’s just say it can be exploited a wee bit.

Ohio State at TCU (8:00, ABC)

Probably the match of the day, though I have a feeling it will disappoint.  Hope not.  Blood FOAR the Bloodeyes’ GOD, and all that.

Arizona State at San Diego State (10:30, CBSSN)

Co-ed Bowl 2: Electric Boogaloo features a ranked Sparky squadron.  Go ahead, enjoy, this shall be the only week anyone ever says that about Herm’s charges.

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rockingdog

any of you guys see the new venture bros?

ArmedandHammered

Going to rewatch the earlier seasons before I watch the latest one, I have heard it is great.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good as ever IMO.

Spur

WOW. that was a catch by Boise!
Game on!

Spur

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Spur

………but I don’t want to root for the SEC.

Brocky

Dude saying Vanderbilt is sec is like saying Rutgers is in the big 10.

Yeah its technically right but everyone knows it isn’t the same

Spur

and Finebaum would use a Vandy win as proof why SEC should have 2 teams in the playoffs.

Spur

Boise forces a FG try. Come on Boise, show you belong.

Spur

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tomsellecksmoustache

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tomsellecksmoustache

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Spur

What happened to Florida State?

litre_cola

So LSU can nae throw teh football I see.

blackroseMD1

Between Arkansas and the Chargers, I really need to find something else to do on the weekends.

blackroseMD1

Over/Under on the Bama game should be 70, and Bama will probably cover that by themselves.

Spur

2pm. it’s a “ok” time to have a drinks now

Brocky

I just wanna point out this happened within the last 2 weeks.
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And people still wonder why I hate notre dame.

this isn’t a backhanded brag about IU, just shows you how hilarious a loss to Vanderbilt would be

tomsellecksmoustache

And that’s ignoring that time Brian Kelly killed a kid.

Brocky

I literally have only ever heard one fan criticize him for it.

And it was grouped with a bunch of football related ciritscim that just gave the moron a reason to rag on kelly.

This was like 6 years after the kid died

Bogdanski

OK didn’t know the new thread was up. I NEED VALIDATION.
from the futbol thread:
Ha! BYU has a receiver named Romney. He’s clearly related as his first name is Gunner and he ain’t Swedish.

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Finished watching the GWS-Collingwood match replay

Spoiler

I haz a sad now

Spur

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scotchnaut

Time for a snooze. Vegas is giving me 3-1 odds that I’ll never wake up again. Suckers.

ballsofsteelandfury

The crowd shots at the ASU-SDSU game will be amazing. We may have to invoke the DFO Puke Bylaw. Anyone wearing pants will have to drink until they puke.

Yes, I know.

Spur

offensive line for Boise is killing them

scotchnaut

Prime time Alabama/Ole Miss feels like the NCAA’s take on The Purge.

LemonJello

Should be a significant downturn in cousin-fucking and wife beating leading up to the opening kick off.

scotchnaut

Cottage cheese and canned salmon mixed together isn’t as drunk as you think!

scotchnaut

au-BURN!

JustStopDude
litre_cola

Your undefeated record is on the line tomorrow!

JustStopDude

Watch the video…and be found wanting….

LemonJello

THAT is nawt Magnum, P.I. !

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Spur

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Spur

come on Boise. not like this

JustStopDude
litre_cola

If this is jv sexy saturday where the hell are the sun devils cheerleaders???

Spur

out giving handjobs for crack.

litre_cola

Whoa whoa whoa, meth is the go to in Tempe.

Spur

Boise State looking shaky in Stillwater.

FIX YO SHIT!

Spur

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scotchnaut

Daymon Wayans got himself a sitcom! Ever get the feeling that all major network heads are living in a bubble of their own creation?

The Maestro

Hey! No mention of Craig James’ alma mater vs. the non-rapey Michigan government-funded institute of higher learning!

… aaaaand actually never mind, I get why.

Spur

Rypien taking a lot of hits already.

litre_cola

Is this the jV trhead or Sexy Saturday?

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did her tits get bigger or is she just pushing and showing more?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes.
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LemonJello

“JV Sexy? Is that why it’s blocked on the prison library computers?”
-J. Fogle

Spur

Lots of missed tackles for Boise
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems fun.