Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday.
Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN)
Both of these teams are undefeated, but only one is any good, and maybe not even one (thus the slight opportunity for a trap game).
Notre Dame at Wake Forest (Noon, ABC)
The Irish’ tour of various Sisters of the Poor continues in Winston-Salem this week. Another unimpressive win by less than a TD? Probably.
Texas A&M at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
Those glasses that Jimbo wears to make himself look less stupid? Ain’t gonna help today. CBS finally abandons UT/FL in its traditional slot, and it’s for this flaming bag of shit.
Clemson at Georgia Tech (3:30, ABC)
Hey looky-loo, a legitimate trap game! The Bees have been bad, but they can score (in a way your dead great grandpappy would approve of, except for all the blacks), and Son of Clem has a tendency to get flustered down Atlanta way. As always, I will be hoping that Dabo! dies.
South Cakalaky at Vanderbilt (4:00, SECN)
When in doubt, watch Vandy for the yuk-yuks. Today is that kind of day.
TCU at Texas (4:30, Fox)
Perhaps the only fixture of the day that I am legitimately looking forward to. Will Bloodeyes be all emotionally let down after shitting themselves against tOSU? Or will they be out for steer blood? Let’s hope for the latter, but I very much fear the former.
Mississippi State at Kentucky (7:00, ESPN2)
This’un is fairly interesting, too, with Kenfucky returning home heroes after breaking a 31 (or was it 32?) game losing streak in the series – dating back to Tim Fucking Couch – in Gainesville. Note to Big Blue – don’t be all reveling, because Cowbells are most definitely NAWT a perpetually overrated SEC East side.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (7:00, FS1)
You want points? Weird fetishes? Oh, does Guns Up!! and the BDSM State locals have a treat in store for y’all.
Stanford at Oregon (8:00, ABC)
Seriously, this is where the GameDay crew went. Does anybody really goddamned care about this? Is Oh-ray-GAWNE even ranked? /looks it up, they’s #20
Arizona State at Washington (10:30, ESPN)
Yet again, your tweaker fixture involves Herm Edwards. Draw your own conclusions. Also, 17.5 is WAY too big a spread here, as U-Dub isn’t much account neither, especially on offense.
Ohio state looks to have even brought out their backup band. Not a good sign for Tulsa.
Either that or the entire band is hungover. I have seen a past out band member in full Marching Band uniform.
BLEERGH is threatening to go Super Saiyan at Navy-SMU.
Nevermind they didn’t take the win off the board. SMU quick snapped a 2pt Conv. in OT for the win on a trick formation. SMU celebrated while the refs held a Zebra Convention on the five yard line trying to figure out if the formation was legal. They spent five minutes trying to count to four. Then they went to the review video.
Is that really something to brag about?
I haven’t seen Missouri this on the wrong side of the line since 1866
If UGa would stop playing such a soft zone, they could put this away.
Ohio University leading Cincy late in The Battle for The Ohio River
(buzzer) Athens, OH is not on the river. I will accept Battle of the Appalachian Highway.
Mizzou did good?
OK UGa, stop fucking around.
Hey @Hippo, have you noticed that PFN has already started to degrade into SFN, re: whiny asses?
Shockingly, ‘Roo is in the middle of it.
Yes, that last sentence was meant sarcastically.
I am staying out of it. Just posting about the footy. Not engaging with fuckall else.
Me too. I haven’t read back to find out what started it and I don’t intend to.
I like asu to cover.
In Tempe I’d agree. On the road, I’m not so sure.
But yes, UDub is shite.
Dammit Mizzou, I need to go the store and you keep not rolling over and making me keep watching.
sidebar on ESPN score page has pic of fat white ladies holding “TEAM UBRAN” signs. Like I needed reminders this week that humanity is beyond redemption.
LMFAO. You can crucify them, but just don’t get them wet..
You know there was a long argument over who got to wear the Roman outfits.
– J. Christ
Do you know who my father is????????
Off to the gym, then grocery store, then sushi, then drink.
I have a full schedule man!
Did Fred and Wilma move to eastern Europe?
Fred seems like a BATE Borisov kind of guy!
This still blows me away because if this were an American-produced movie they’d have spent $10 million on a totally digital shot and it would still look like shit.
Holy crap, maybe I was wrong. UGa’s defense seems to have UGa’d.
There’s a sudden change in Columbia, MO.
Oklahoma is playing our yearly Home Game We Are Gonna Win By 60 But For Some Reason It’s Only Available On Pay-Per-View for $55 Bowl against Army.
It’s like they are trying to teach people how to find streams on Reddit.
so it’s homecoming weekend?
get on with the next games please.
At least she didn’t freeze in the snowstorm.
Oh shut up Mizzou. I mean it’s not like if they take the score off the board you’re gonna win.
Still, pretty stupid UGa. Stop that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Jm5epJr10
Well, technically……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=4Fc67yQsPqQ
Hehehe.
Touché, good sir.
Last time i saw corn get smashed like this it was being used to make moonshine.
One side of my family has a long tradition of running the ‘shine. I could take you right now and show you at least a half a dozen stills in various places.
They even tried to recruit me a coupla years ago to take over the fambly biznatch because they’re all too old to outrun the cops these days. LMFAO but I’m actually not kidding.
Though most of the cops are on the payroll in one form or another anyway.
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/50-cent-car-laughing-patrick-stewart-face-1365035206a.gif
During the Great Depression my mom’s family all had stills. It was the only way to make a living. Now all their grand-kids and great-grand kids are the mayors, sheriffs, Judges of the area.
None of my family is smart enough to run for office, let alone get into law school.
And if I had agreed to take that over (which I never would have anyway) my mother would have promptly shot me in the face.
I just like my existing is because of people doing what they had to do to live. They worked for a better life for their kids and it happened.
There are a grand total of ZERO watchable games on. Have turned all off but my #BFIB stream.
I remember seeing this episode. It became quickly obvious the poor guy had no one to be gay with. Also, it wasn’t even a nice car.
If it feels good……
Holy crap, I think I know that street.
Looks like a street in Albuquerque, but that was years ago. I have no idea.
2-1 #BFIB. Such resilience and bravery in the face of adversity.
Why Litre is the site’s better Brad – his JV NFL pick leads 35-6 at the half, on the road.
/ok, it’s at Rutgers, but STILL
Wonder wut the deductible is on 4.8 mil.
the Hurricane fried the electronical part that makes my thermostats work. Repair dude couldn’t get back this week, so it’s currently 84 in my recluse room. I may pass out, but this shows my dedication to avoiding the outside world and to FOOTBAW.
Also FUCK OFF Dirt Tomsulas, 1-1
Just so ppl noe, Pitt got 2 TDs to end the half, and lead the Holes 28-21 in Chapel Hill. ESPN only showed TWO Hole scores in their highlights (NO score) in case you had on mute and were worried.
/game is still too close
You jerks opened a new thread without telling me. I was over there talking to my damned self.
Fine, I’ll put this here too….
Holy shitballz!!!! MY INSTANT POT IS HERE!!!!
It wasn’t supposed to get here until Monday. Amazon, you did a good for once.
MARYLAND STYLE CRAB SOUP TONIGHT MUDDAFUKKAS!!!!!!
Dude, try my Texas chili recipe in the Instant Pot.
So easy and so fucking good.
Have fun and mind you don’t blow yourself up!
Oh I will, trust me. I might burn this fucker out before Christmas.
The one thing you can skip is cooking eggs in it. It can be done but you’re better off doing a standard hard boil in water. Everything else is on the table!
I’m actually about to head to the store right now to buy a bunch of shit to put in it.
Imma get sooooooo fat.
https://www.usatoday.com/videos/life/tv/2018/09/22/agt-finalist-and-family-man-michael-ketterer-arrested-domestic-violence/37899903/
Apparently the talent includes a good right jab.
ADAM WAINWRIGHT! drives in the first Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals run!! Now, please lay the fuck down, Gigantes/Dirt Tomsulas!!
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/21/us/politics/beto-cruz-debate.html
it sounds like that was a debate as debates are supposed to be, I appreciate teh Beto
Oh my Huskers, how is Frosty working out?
I haven’t seen a Frost destroyed like that since that interview (in Nixon’s mind).
or since……. spring.
Today will not be complete without sushi. My brain and body demands it.
Is there seriously a CAR that costs $185K? Fuck me, my first (3-bedroom) house didn’t cost that much. And that was in 2000, not 1963 or some shit.
You buy that, you’re for sure getting your throat slit in the revolution, and can hardly complain.
/also your monthly car insurance bill is likely more than my mortgage
My 800 sq ft condo was 260k. Fucking hell. I hate real estate in Canadia. At least it is less expensive than Vancouver.
San Fransisco and New York City would like to talk to you for a sec.
Yes, I agree but this is fucking Calgary! Ridiculous!!!!
Calgary! Should be even, if it was Edmonton they should pay you to live there.
Uggh I have to go in 2 weeks for work. Hate that place.
Calgary and Edmonton really is a white-hot mutual hatred (at least by Canadia standards), eh?
Red neck oil workers is a city that was laid out by a drunk.
what they say about yinz?
It’s also a fucking good food desert. Had a project there and found one OK restaurant.
that’s about what I paid for my current 1900ish sf townhouse 3 years or so ago. Because I’m in Apex, not “inside the beltline” Raleigh proper, so all the old money lawyers can look down on me even more.
Having “bought” my house in 2008, I couldn’t afford my house now.
Among my terribad life decisions? Buying the 2nd (ie, “big”) house in 2006, right at the peak of the market on false assurances (I asked EXPLICITLY) that my shit marriage was on solid ground.
“SON OF A…..”
On the plus side, it allowed me to stay in the house post-divorce, since nobody wanted to take the ginormous hit selling at rock-bottom prices, and I was the only one who could re-fi in my name alone (thanks to a $50K 401K loan and $60K from my mom, which I paid back mostly by buying her a car the next year).
Boy, that’s a fun convo to have with your mom at age 36.
The rich and wealthy don’t even hear your whining. Take your trickle down economics money buy a TV and phone, do the work that they profit from and shut the fuck up,
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/64580/20150629/inside-look-4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-supercar-floyd.htm
Plus it’s not about the cost, it’s about the experience you lowly surf.
and it’s UGLY AS SIN!!
– Hippo teh Serf
You and your 2002 Chevy are jelly.
Plus look at all that room in the truck.
Floyd Mayweather owns one.
Go Broncos.
2007 Honda Odyssey with 230K miles (and lots of front-end damage) thanks very much!!
Shit; that thing is almost brand new; didn’t know you were ELITE.
It has lifetime SiriusXM, and they are about to learn that I mean that.
Not as ugly as the Bugatti.
http://st.automobilemag.com/uploads/sites/11/2017/08/2015-Bugatti-Veyron-Grand-Sport-Vitesse-Mecum-Front-Three-Quarters.jpg
As we all know; the rich can’t park:
why they need a tax cut, help with those parking tix ,, smh
For another million they’d give you TWO windshield wipers:
the experience of telling your lawn guy and housekeeper the pricetag when you tip them $5
What are you talking about? The man-servant “Kieth” deals with such trivialities.
I don’t watch college football anymore, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s that there’s so many fucking games being played that this applies extremely well to something that’s happening in one of them.
With all them Philly powerhouses to choose from? Sheeeeiiiiittt.
I only watch it with friends who are fans to day drink on Saturday.
Sometimes I’ll tune in to root for the team Hippo bet against.
Today you want NC State to beat 5.5, and Washington to cover 17.5.
/I live to serve!
Jawja/Mizzou is a total slapdickery festival. Maybe I shall keep it there whilst I stream Spurs/Seabirds.
Boston College gets ranked, is losing at home to winless Purdue. Typical.
Nebraska muff is the best kind of muff.
srsly, are we NAWT doing PHRASING anymore??
2nd TD BUFFAALLOOOOOO
how much ya put down?? standard 50?
Yessir
Wake starts this possession on the ND 13. Another missed FG is imminent (on same hash).
Goddamn, I can’t wait until #BFIB starts. That’s how bad this slate be.
Mizzou also praises JV Shank’lor
Nebraska tears are the best. Doesn’t matter who causes them.
Wake playing for a 3-nil win.
plan hits a DOINK
Come on Buffalo! I mean at least 1 team has to be good in that damn city!
/yes Hippo I am lookin for a new safe but sneaky team.
go go BUFFALO!!! It would be vaguely ironic for them to become a talisman with the Bills being such a complete tire fire.
TOUCHDOWN BUFFALOOOOOO
Welp, so much FOAR that trap game at Mizzou. Off to Winston we go!
/like that pimpin’ Deacon mascot in the photo above, he be all like DAT PUSSY MINES!!
Morning Folks.
I’d look to see a Nebraska beatdown today.
thus no preview, no me gusta Khaki Nazi