Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter’s elderly mother died, and there wasn’t time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me.

Aside – they kept watering down Venom into uncoolness.

However, as we heard Joe & Troy repeat ad nauseum on Thursday night, Seahawks-Cowboys is America’s Game of the Week on FOX.

Which I thought loved America.

So why are they punishing America with this game? Is it because the DUMMYCRATS! are holding up the Kavanaugh vote? Quick – someone ask professional sports owner Mike Bidwell whether he was at that party.

After all, they were tight running buddies, so maybe he admitted something. It seems a hell of a lot more practical than forgiving an 18 year-old Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly committing a worse crime than what got 18 year-old Trayvon Martin killed.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Florida at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Mississippi State at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Texas Tech at Oklahoma State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Louisiana Tech at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Stanford at Oregon – 8:00PM | ABC
    • Wisconsin at Iowa – 8:30PM | FOX
    • Arizona State at Washington – 10:30PM | ESPN
    • Air Force at Utah State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
  • CFL:
    • Roughriders vs. Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
    • Tiger-Cats vs. Lions – 10:00PM | TSN
  • NASCAR Sprint Cup Series:
    • Federated Auto Parts 400 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN2
  • UFC Fight Night:
    • Santos vs. Anders – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN5
      • From Sao Paulo, Brazil
  • NHL Pre-season:
    • Leafs at Sabres – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Canucks at Flames – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1

So now I have to watch the game at home, with a cooler full of free beer. If I’m sober enough, I’ll log in. NO PROMISES!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

You should see the billboard pictures of Jared Goff that are here in L.A. They photoshop the shit out of those pictures yet they still can’t fix his vacant dead-eyed soulless stare. Like a doll’s eyes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

So technically my diet just ended and I’m celebrating by eating a shitty peanut butter sandwich on wheat bread with some cookies. I lost 53ish pounds. I’m going to keep going come Monday because I have a set goal and it’s not where I am now.

Anyway, I’m cooking a steak and veggies on the grill and trying to think of other ways to ruin myself. I could’ve just gotten pizza, you know.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dude, no shit, that is awesome. Celebrate yo’ skinny ass off.

And cheating now and again is OK.

Wakezilla

Damn, that’s incredible! What did you do?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t make me start talking about wanting to go Mars again.
😛

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO. That’s about as close as I’ll ever get.

Holy shit, that’s funny.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

-Blair Walsh

/warming up for tomorrow

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Lou Diamond Phillips has really let himself go.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hawt Taek: Yes, Stacy’s Mom is hot. But this dumbass kid coulda nailed Stacy repeatedly. He’s stupid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Or both. At the same time.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s a story I could tell, but I won’t.
I think you might know it already anyway.

SonOfSpam

Dammit, wife and kid are finally on their way home. Nite all, and good luck with waking up for FOOBAW tomorrow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

ESPN saying the ODU upset of VT is the biggest upset of an ACC team in the past 40 years.
/sigh with relief

Happy NC State no longer holds that record.
(honestly I’m not sure if we did)
((but knowing us, we probably did))

SonOfSpam

You’ll always have Chris Washburn.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO. Now you’re just trying to piss me off.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

No shit, I knew Washburn personally. Kid had so much skill, but no brain and no maturity. It’s really a shame. He should have been HoF material.

And I call him a “kid”, but that’s not correct really because we’re the same age.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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SonOfSpam

Overtime for San Diego St – MOAR FISH TACOS

(yeah, I meant that in a dirty way because San Diego is just terrific)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Reposting this from Brocky because I can.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The comments are pretty good. https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9hyyys/the_good_ol_fights_breaking_twister/

“Found the off switch.”

“He sunk that in deep. He’s done that move before, no doubt.”

* Def played football

** Or wrestled

*** Coach would yell: “Five on two!”

“I would be pissed if my team lost to the Browns also”

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s definitely a rassling move. BTDT

WCS

Lots of upsets today, and I can’t wait for WVU to move into the top-10!

/WVU loses at Texas Tech 45-35 next Saturday

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Only if they come out flat and fuck it up.
TT is dogshit this year compared to WVU.

Okie State was way overrated.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Second mortgage, and profit!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, that’s one way to kill the clock I guess.

Yay foar Blax though.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

More like Hearing Victim. smh.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahaha.

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SonOfSpam

Long-ass FG ties the EMU-SDSU game with a minute left.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

So that squib kick really worked out, eh?

SonOfSpam

(narrator voice) It did not.

WCS

This is Pac-12 FOOBAWL, sooooo…… a frumble from YOUDUB?

SonOfSpam

God, I hope so.

WCS

Nevermind, there’s HERM thinking there’s a two-minute warning.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’ve mentioned that I thing Mike Bidwell is a chud and I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire, so …

theeWeeBabySeamus

Methinks that was a catch.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

If ASU manages to get a stop or a turnover, a score, and a two point conversion here, Imma be really pissed I didn’t jump on their +925 ML before.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh never mind. WTF was that?

SonOfSpam

That was a HELL of a catch.

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SonOfSpam

Reminds me of my first time.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Reminds me of my ex

SonOfSpam

The girl, the shark, or both?

theeWeeBabySeamus

The hardwood floors?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

No, she was au naturale

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

My friend, the sea was very angry that night.

SonOfSpam

Good work.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes it was, and they have an angle to overrule. If they don’t, that’s fucked up.

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WCS

So, HERM STATE scores to make it 27-20 YOUDUB, with a little over three minutes to play. Herm’s going to catch some shit after he didn’t call a timeout, waiting for the two-minute warning.

SonOfSpam

E. Michigan (the…Wildcats? Herbivores? whatevs) just went up 3 at San Diego St with 3 minutes left. So there’s that game. If you get CBS Sports Network.

WCS

GO EAGLES

/meh, only because I knew their name

SonOfSpam

Well-played. Plus, some other Eagles beat Tom Brady and some other guys in the Super Bowl.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And they squib kicked? JFC.

SonOfSpam

Bad team is bad team.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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WCS

HERM has no interest in winning this.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

HE PLAYS TO COVER

Wakezilla

This Liouns/Ti-Cats game has been banana cakes with an extra serving of nuts. Leos, down by 8, March down the field and score a touchdown and convert on the 2 point attempt, to tie the game with 2 seconds left. Now we’re in OT.

SonOfSpam

Sweet, GO CANADA. (Can we PLEEZ trade heads of state? PLEEZ?)

SonOfSpam

Good God, is Miller Lite easy if you just wanna drink 10 of something.

Also, HI EVERYONE.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I would disparage you publicly.
If only I hadn’t drank a Bud Light Lime earlier.

/sigh

SonOfSpam

Did you know Dave Chappelle’s in the new Star Is Born movie? He’s like Bradley Cooper’s buddy or something.

Gonna switch over to San Diego St vs E. Michigan. I regret nothing*.

*Lots of things.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Still watching UDub/ASU here, hoping Blax doesn’t lose he moneh.
It’s getting close though.

I tried to warn him. ASU on the road is…well…don’t bet on them I guess.

theeWeeBabySeamus

ASU D does a good, Blax just came a little bit.

SonOfSpam

He lives in Arizona. It’s a dry cum.

Senor Weaselo

Eew.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t be so….. crusty.

theeWeeBabySeamus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s fucking banner material, pplsz!

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SonOfSpam

Pretty sweet punt return.

Kinda liked ASU + the points, but wouldn’t have bet it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Like I told Blax, if it was in Tempe, sure. But not on the road.
But looks like he’ll survive.

Funny part is he hates ASU. He’s a UofA boy, thru and thru.

SonOfSpam

Not this season. UofA is very disappoint.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Always bet against the PNW malamutes. Damn bunch of clown frauds.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well yeah, that was part of the discussion too. UDub is the worst top ten team in the history of top ten teams in evar.

SonOfSpam

Counterpoint:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

D’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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I’d even take HER name. I could get used to being “Dr. Kaufman”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d even change my first name to “Andy”, just because that would be funny….

Wakezilla

God damnit, Liouns just lost their lead after a long TD. Ti-Cats up by 7

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Wakezilla

LIOUNS WITH SOME BALLS AND GOING FOR IT ON 3RD AND 4 AND GETTING THE TOUCHDOUWN!!!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

So apparently this happened Thursday night, and I havent seen it reported

https://v.redd.it/0j7vdfnkxrn11

WCS

Grandpa going for the Brown Note.

Wakezilla

Jest fan got #metoo’d

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gimme the bat, Wendy.

Brocky

I wish she had hit bayley in her booty, and just watch the recoil in slow motion
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Wakezilla

Thumbs down on Joker’s new look, portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix. Why the shit can’t we have a film where Joker looks like Joker?

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Brocky

Because joker is a comic book character turned cartoon?

Listen, I get hating on remakes and every thing, but good lord can we just try to pretend any thing not MCU isnt insta-garbage?

Wakezilla

I think you’re misunderstanding me. I like my characters, or at least the more mainstream ones, to look the way they look in the comics. That’s a me thing. I am excited to see Joaquin tackle the Joker. But then again, I was pumped for Leto, but they shit the bed with that Joker. (Though, if you look at the new generation of rappers, I think it’s a generational thing, as Letos Joker seems to resonate with youths)

And FWIW, I have found the DC films to be better than the last string of Marvel films by a large margin.

I also find it amusing that the same people who shit on DC for being gritty are loving Marvel’s turn to grit. Or the fact that they think Superman is over powered, but are loving Captain Marvel’s trailer.

WCS

Gotta be better than Jared Leto. That isn’t asking much.

Wakezilla

I was so disappointed with Leto’s Joker and it isn’t his fault. Such a shame.

One of these days, they gotta give William Defoe a chance to play the Joker.

WCS

Suicide Squad wasn’t terrible, but it was bad enough to not be a good movie that sucks, or a bad movie that’s good. It was just… boring, like Alien Vs. Predator.

Wakezilla

I thought it was good until the ending, which was diarrhea. That’s a compliment considering I thought they were going to do a live version of Batman: Assault on Arkham and got something else.

On a related note, they really should have just made a live version of Batman: Assault on Arkham, which is an excellent movie

King Hippo

Anthony Bourdain’s show is on CNN right now, if want to feel all super morbid.

/also good for suicide confidence building!

yeah right

Tomorrow is always something yes?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

SUNDAY GRAVY DAY!

Wait…

King Hippo

FOOTBAW!

/he was prolly a Jest fan

Wakezilla

Anyone watching the Liouns/Ti-Cats game? It’s a real cat-fight

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Wakezilla

It’s sad with what they’re doing to Miss Bliss

theeWeeBabySeamus

Honestly, I don’t follow too closely. Which is to say not at all.

Has her “It Girl” status expired?

Wakezilla

I don’t really follow WWE unless it’s Wrestlemania season. The show is mailed in too often and I feel like they have forgotten how to tell stories. Anyway, I hear the odd thing every now and then. They fed her to Rousey and it wasn’t pretty.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, as long as I’m alive, she’ll always have a spare room here if she needs it.
And no, that is not my DNA on the sheets. Stop looking at me like that.

Brocky

She got a ridiculously long run with the belt. Honestly its absurd how much promotion wwe got from her compared to the other nxt girls.

If she does go on the back burner, I don’t feel it will be long, injury not withstanding

theeWeeBabySeamus

So what I’m hearing is now is the time to make my move.

Got it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Wakezilla

It’s cool to see Old Dominion win. Back when I had the X Box 360 and had the last version of the NCAA game, I liked making Old Dominion into a powerhouse in dynasty mode.

Anyway, this song has been stuck in my head for weeks.

King Hippo

didya get invited to join a major conference?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Noap. The ACC.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Room 2112. Awesome.

yeah right

I saw April Wine at the LA Coliseum in 1978. One of the openers.

Wakezilla

Were they any good? Who did they open for?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dude!!!!!

I so miss April Wine.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well, you can cope by having copious amounts of September Wine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy crap, I could have ML’d ASU at +925. I really need to start reading my emails in a timely fashion.

/checks live lines quickly

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
yeah right

Two team breakfast parlay. Rams and Rat Birds.

Don’t say i never gave you nothing.

King Hippo

I’m in on the Ratbirds, I worry about Laserface sneaking in a backdoor (HUH? FUCK YOU!!!) cover

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blax’s Sun Devil bet still looking possible.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Moar PAC12 Daddy issue girls.

Why did I ever move back east???????

WCS

We’ve long established you’re not very bright.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well…. that was just mean.

Not inaccurate….but really, really mean.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wakezilla

Yeah, we can’t figure that one out either.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear god.

I’ll be back in about 30 minutes. Meh who am I kidding? 30 seconds should cover it.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
blaxabbath

Turnover Bar?

That’s the school that gave a degree to fucking Doug Ducey.

King Hippo

well, guess that will be the last we hear of OR until the Civil War

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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