As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter’s elderly mother died, and there wasn’t time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me.
However, as we heard Joe & Troy repeat ad nauseum on Thursday night, Seahawks-Cowboys is America’s Game of the Week on FOX.
Which I thought loved America.
So why are they punishing America with this game? Is it because the DUMMYCRATS! are holding up the Kavanaugh vote? Quick – someone ask professional sports owner Mike Bidwell whether he was at that party.
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a HS classmate of Cardinals’ owner Michael Bidwill at Georgetown Prep, class of '83. Bidwill organized their classmates for a letter of support that will be sent to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
The letter: pic.twitter.com/3m6gmXAN4J
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 10, 2018
After all, they were tight running buddies, so maybe he admitted something. It seems a hell of a lot more practical than forgiving an 18 year-old Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly committing a worse crime than what got 18 year-old Trayvon Martin killed.
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Florida at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Mississippi State at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Texas Tech at Oklahoma State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Louisiana Tech at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Stanford at Oregon – 8:00PM | ABC
- Wisconsin at Iowa – 8:30PM | FOX
- Arizona State at Washington – 10:30PM | ESPN
- Air Force at Utah State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- CFL:
- Roughriders vs. Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
- Tiger-Cats vs. Lions – 10:00PM | TSN
- NASCAR Sprint Cup Series:
- Federated Auto Parts 400 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN2
- UFC Fight Night:
- Santos vs. Anders – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN5
- From Sao Paulo, Brazil
- Santos vs. Anders – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN5
- NHL Pre-season:
- Leafs at Sabres – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Canucks at Flames – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1
So now I have to watch the game at home, with a cooler full of free beer. If I’m sober enough, I’ll log in. NO PROMISES!
Quack Quack. Fuck you Trees!
I must say that you hate the oddest collection of neutral background sides
Am Texan but spent my late teens years on the West Coast. I like easy money lines (Hail Satan!) and chaos.
That’s quite the Tinder profile
Kenfucky up a touch on Cowbells in the Rural Poverty Hoedown
Arcega-Whiteside sounds like the name of some newly discovered bodily organ. The Arcega-Whiteside gland.
Touchdown trees!
Vols down 33-3 at home to UF, who just lost at home to Kenfucky. That’ll leave a mark.
Next up they have Georgia, Auburn then Bama.
line can nae be big enough x3
Quack Quack.
Texas Tech with another Defensive Stand! Holy Shit, Boise State must suck.
I bet on the Wolven Pack people do NAWT disappoint me!
we found and kidnapped a defense somewhere, it would seem
Apparently the OU-Army game is NOT on the teevee, only pay per view through something called “the internet.”
Oh, a series of tubes and wires developed by Al Gore.
way to support the Troops Big12.
https://tunein.com/radio/Oklahoma-Sooners-Sports-Network-s274956/
It works, but how will I see the sweet sweet tears when OU loses…
What About Bob, is highly underrated. I recommend to all.
Agreed. If you like Richard Dreyfuss being driven to madness, “Let It Ride” and “Stakeout” are both good for yuks, too.
“I’d pull her pigtails.”
-The Commentariat
Newsflash: Tennessee sucks.
(no, I’m not complaining)
Did they only have sausage buns at the store? Yes.
Am I making the burgers to fit? Damn straight.
And Canuck media types insist that the ‘Brain Drain” to the U.S. is a real thing. smh
Tell me more about these “Sausage buns.”
Quack Quack
ppl forget Oregon is just as much of a potato-fucker state as Idaho is. Ore-Ida? Oregon-Idaho.
/in an old age home trying to pick up a widow
Me: “You remind me of a large print book.”
Widow: “Really? How?”
Me: “You’re really easy on the eyes.”
You sly dog!
[door flies open]
/ enters doing the Conga
? I MADE ENCHI-LA-DAS!! ?
?THEY’RE COOLING ON THE STOVE NOW!!?
? I ALSO GOT A SIX-PACK?
? OF TASTY STARR HILL BE-EER?
? LARRY O-GUN-JO-BI?
? GOT TWELVE POINTS ON THURS-DAY?
? WEST HAM’S ON TO-MORROW ?
Hammer time!
Sushi achievement unlocked! Had some tepanyaki chicken, gyoza and 6 pieces of tuna nigiri.
Fantastic piece of fish. Perfectly sated.
I pray for a local sushi video poker bar in Henderson. I can’t be the only one who needs this.
Vegas has a lot of quality sushi joints but all of them trend expensive. That’s a great thing about L.A. The fish is so fresh and there are numerous sushi places so it can be affordable at the same time.
Six pieces of sushi was 10 bucks. And it was fantastic quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4FG_xZAzsQ
Holy shit.
I would literally murder each and every one of you if she asked me to.
Like I always say, “if there’s a choker on her neck, check for a choker in her pants.”
I’m more concerned about my own pants.
They’ve gotten considerably tighter recently.
She seems nice. And hungry. Probably more hungry than nice.
I think she works out.
State runs a give-up play on 3rd and long, Plane Crashes were offside
Red Raiders with the common ground-raid attack.
My dinner tonight!
NC State is basically a good NFL QB (as in, could play right now) around a bad Sun Belt roster.
Army trying to Old Dominion Oklahoma, tied at 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
Texas Tech with a defensive stand?
I’m sure they are as frightened and confused as you are.
http://img.wennermedia.com/480-width/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-hug-105b10eb-16d2-4086-9564-83856240f11c.gif
Fuck Idaho State.
/Contrary Take
“GO TATER TOTS!”
annnnnndddddd 75-yard TD for the Fightin’ Plane Crashes
lots of folk wearing hefty bags with arm holes down Lexington way
And people said the Bill Belichick Collection would never get off the ground…
TangerineJello has her first Homecoming Dance tonight, so I’ve been busy collecting a cheap tarp, quicklime, a new shovel…Oh, and I was here all night if anybody asks, OK?
go with hogs, man. Way easier on the back. Inquire with Mr. Wu.
“This guy knows the score.”
-Robert Picton
/if you google it, it’s funny as hell
tell me there is a book you can recommend me on this fun fella!
It pains me greatly that I can’t.
fuck, if he was Murrican there would be SO MANY books
There’s a guy up Vancouver way who that method eventually didn’t work for.
I brought some high school kids a case of beer for 30 bucks a few years back.
The live recording the Jackson’s lip-sync to is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
Who knew Webster could sing like that
Not to go all Norm McDonald on everyone, but y’all notice the double standard on how we are all supposed to pretend Louis CK’s art never existed (banished from Netflix, not to be mentioned on f/x), yet this serial child molester’s music is and always has been everywhere?
Also, an oldie but a goodie:
Q: How do you know it’s bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A: The big hand is over the little hand.
Wasn’t he acquitted on all charges? And there’s a recording of the first accuser (a kids dad) basically planning the whole thing as a scam because MJ was so big? Also, character witness/drug addict Corey Feldsomething called out a ton of hollywood types as molesters, which has turned out to be true, but always said Jackson was cool.
My favored conspiracy theory I saw somewhere is that his dad gave him some some kind of drugs in an attempt to chemically castrate him so his voice wouldn’t change and the money train wouldn’t stop, and that fucked him up royally in matters regarding children.
I can believe it would be hard to get a jury to convict, but my certainty of his at least indecent liberties is at least as certain as OJ.
Turns out it was MJ’s doctor, who was convicted of manslaughter for Jackson’s death by giving him too much anasthesia, who said that he was given hormone injections by his dad. So that’s kind’ve a push in terms of who to believe.
UConn was a 29.5 point dog at SillyCuse. They lost by 30.
Sitting in the sun while watching a bonfire has made me more red-faced than Dan Snyder’s favourite Halloween costume.
/repeat
Florida leading Tennessee early in 1997’s biggest game.
ooooh, Cowbells/Kenfucky is in a pretty decent rain. ENTROPY!!
repeating from the preview (really all that was insightful):
Will Bloodeyes be all emotionally let down after shitting themselves against tOSU? Or will they be out for steer blood? Let’s hope for the latter, but I very much fear the former.
As a fellow game(s) intro peer, I love it when I rarely get it right.
hee hee, everyone notices (especially the ‘capper) when one gets it wildly wrong!)
God’s in His heaven, and NC State still can’t cover kickoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI
Yeah Right, just made baked spaghetti with the mother sauce as a base.
How was it?
Added a half pork, half beef mix to it. Layer with cheese, noodles and the top layer of crispy bacon before more cheese. Was absolutely delicious.
as George Wendt taught us, balancing one’s beef fat with pork fat is well important.
Sounds incredible.
“SMGDH”
Litre’s physician
it’s socialized medicine so DETH PANELS obvs
So….
Even if all the schools ranked ahead of Notre Dame win tonight, Notre dame will still probably move up due to margin of victory right?
margin of victory is only irrelevant when it’s ND, then “a win is a win”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3dbd2YyeN0
uh oh, State’s secret weapon honky WR is ded
Justin Fuente? Oh u better believe NO SMIRE
My nephew’s team, the Reedley Tigers played Foothill today. Nephew was a little worried and said they would be playing a “real team with a real defense.” He said if they can beat these guys then they could get excited.
Final score 35-12 Reedley fucking Tigers!
Oh yeah, before this game Reedley was ranked 24th in the fucking nation for community colleges.
4 and OH!
sounds like HIS defense be a little MOAR real
This was their best D outing yet!
Pete Carroll wants to know if he can start at Right Guard tomorrow against Dallas.
The TCU/Texas is going to have a Big12 Ref ending. I can feel it.
How is it possible in 2018 I can’t get a Idaho state v North Dakota feed??? They both backed Trump ffs.
I love the Desperaux Psych episodes…
I still need to binge that series. I loved it, but evil ex wife kept me from keeping up.
Go Longhorns! As i stated earlier, TCU has lose all my goodwill by letting Ohio State get away last week.