Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uoACQyN_mM As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter's elderly mother died, and there wasn't time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me. However, as we