As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH.
Syracuse at Clemson (Noon, ABC)
Laugh all you want, but Cuse is the kind of physical side that gives the Tiggers fits. Surely will at least bit the yuuuuuuuge 25.5-point spread (fingers crossed).
West By God Virginia at Texas Tech (Noon, ESPN2)
No game today will be more casually fun to watch than this likely 70-something to 50-something Cousinfucker win. I just don’t expect Guns Up!! to be able to hold serve against a true Top 5-10 calibre opponent, especially as a non-huge underdog (they relish said role).
Virginia at NC State (12:20, ACCN)
This matchup really deserves better than shitty noon regionalized coverage, but such is life. UVA is very much a wolven bogey side, and I expect them to play their part accordingly today.
Texas at Kansas State (3:30, FS1)
This is a bad, bad window, and I moneyline bet the Unded Bill Snyders to make this match interesting, at least. Texas looks like they’ve turned the corner, which is always the right time to bet against ’em.
Michigan at Northwestern (4:30, Fox)
Noted because I have an upset vibe, which would be rather glorious. Otherwise, stay far, far away.
Florida at Mississippi State (6:00, ESPN)
Watch a bunch of fat rednecks boo Dan Mullen!
Virginia Tech at Duke (7:00, ESPN2)
We are used to VPI being an interesting road dog in this matchup. Just not in footbaw.
Ohio State at Penn State (7:30, ABC)
That whole “2 dictators/serial killers, 1 bullet” trope, in JV NFL form. I don’t expect to watch much, if any. Unless there’s a Chernobyl event.
Stanford at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
Realistically, the Trees are the last chance we have to keep the goddamned Irish out of the playoffs. Don’t be an asshole, David Shaw.
BYU at Washington (8:30, Fox)
The third prime-time offering may be less blockbuster-y, but I think the Stormon Mormons could give U-Dub fits.
Oregon at Cal (10:30, FS1)
I have no clue if either of these sides if even halfway decent, but a tweaker’s gotta tweak, amirite? It has that general vibe of PAC Twaaaaalllvvvve entertainment about it.
I bet Pig Sooey ATS and ML, so I appreciate Jimbo being a dipshit there.
John Smoltz has achieved the complete announcing career arc. He went from a crappy announcer to a solid announcer to a “Dude, shut the fuck up!” announcer.
We call this the full Joe Buck.
much like Jim Nantz, he’s rather be talking golf.
/of course teh #BFIB are winning now that it don’t mean a warm thimble of jism
https://youtu.be/hprU1d5Vqzg?t=105
/Hippo thanks Jeebus he only bet SillyCuse to cover, NAWT moneyline. That’d leave a mark.
Never mind ‘Cuse.
I hate you again.
Damn chokers. smgdh
Christ, I can’t believe they throwed.
They had to. 4th and 6. Too far for a run.
Syracuse just doesn’t want to win.
You just need to run the ball forward three feet. You’re averaging about 4 yards a run. Why for you make this difficult?
FALSE START!!!!
Come on ‘Cuse. Lord knows you ain’t my favorite school in the land, but if you get this stop and get the upset here, I will like you a lot more than I used to.
3 words: NOSE. PICK. STATUE.
Hehehehe
Aw. If they didn’t call a timeout. I’d say do a flea flicker here. 4th and 1. Running every play. It could’ve worked.
Damm, Syracuse. Clemson is on their 3rd QB. They’re running every play. You’ve given up 200+ yards rushing. Yet, you not crowding the line daring the newbie QB to beat you.
Clemson finally realized they should just run the ball 9 times out of 10 after they had to put in their 3rd qb.
Too much time left, I think ol Clemmy is gonna pull it out.
Dana Holgorsen’s hair needs an intervention. Seriously, who’s head does it think it’s on … Mike ‘I’M FORTY!’ Gundy? … Kliff KingsBRO?
/big twelvish hair-talk.org
NC State really needs to stop trying the option.
YOU’RE GOING BACKWARDS AGAIN YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!
But bailed out by UVa stupidity again.
Wow, the ACC Coastal Division really is warmed over ass.
Texas Tech QB scrambles for like 30 yards…thankfully though he was tackled from behind by his running back so he didn’t get into the end zone.
RB: “That’s my job. I’LL KILL YOU!!!”
I just love it when a 3rd string Freshman QB suddenly have to save the day.
“God, I’m so hung over. Alright, after the game, I’ll get some dinner, then get ready for the party at the frat house. Boy, I heard they’ll be girls there with the biggest ti— Why is my coach screaming at me? What does mean ‘I’m going in!'”?!
So I just finished watching the first season of American Vandal. It was terrific. It’s satire, but the mystery itself is quite compelling. And they do a great job of throwing in little red herrings for people who are trying to look to hard for secret clues.
Season2 aka The Brownout!!! abahahaha
‘Cuse gon’ kill all Clemson QB’s.
(tWBS giggles quietly)
We’re two QBs from a WR taking snaps.
I would very much enjoy that. Especially a few weeks from now when we have to play them.
Wow, UVa just got lucky as fuck. Avoided paying the price for doing a stupid.
ok, Fred Flintstone’s dog. Keep those bollocks out!
This is painful to watch. I love it.
/reaches for nipple clamps…
Hey! Sign those out before you take from the Clubhouse Toy Box!
And wash ’em before you bring ’em back.
Welp NC State, you actually looked somewhat competent for 2.5 qtrs.
But at least there’s still plenty of time left for you to finish blowing this 20 pt lead.
So we got that going for us.
Etienne tu, Clemson?
Them are some huge hog nuts.
Good thing change-forgetting-at-Chick-Fil-A guy isn’t gay, the owners would have spit on his sandwich.
GO FOR IT YOU PUSSIES!
Are you happy with those kitties now?
Good kittehs!
they listen!
Yeah, #42, its hard to act tough when you on the other team’s sideline outnumbered 80 to 1.
hahahaha clemson gonna loose.
Les Orangistes de Syracuse are showing exactly why you don’t let a team off the ropes when they’re struggling. You put your foot on their throat and go for the kill.
This advice also applies to every team that plays the P*ts
THIS CLEMSON TEAM I CALL THEM TONY BECAUSE THEY’RE ENCOURAGING A DUNGEY TO HANG AROUND.
I always enjoy watching Clemson get punked.
But there’s way too much orange on that channel.
At least you won’t get scurvy
It begs the question, who is more orange?
Cuse still up on Clem and playing like it. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE!
‘CEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
/don’t know these guys
Bryant is having a GREAT day.
I think Dabo might have to transfer aftre this game/season.
I can’t help but think of the Gabbo teasers from The Simpsons whenever I see his name.
I think that’s in what they call the Pitino Chapter of NCAA regulations.
Damn it.
I forgot I had a tumblr account.
in other words, a courtesan
Sure.
This guy gets it. I prefer the term masseuse however.
Or one can luck out and find someone with just enough issues and/or desire to piss off her parents to be ‘appy ever after (even if she’s a ManUre season ticket holder)
This seems oddly specific. 🙂
Because it is,lol… tho her evulz plan backfired, because I get along great with her parents (especially her dad) 😀
Edit: Gettin’ drunker and becoming less coherent. Coincidence or CONSPIRACY… Need to drink more to investigate!
That SillyCuse/Roll Damn Tide national semi might get a little ugly, though.
Please, no.
I remember back in my day Blackledge and McDounough one of the night games, and they’d do a segment on some local eatery. How far they’ve fallen.
OK, Syracuse, that’s just silly.
Syracuse actually playing well for a MAC team, not just getting lucky (though the qb injury helps them a lot).
What’s that? Cuse is an ACC team?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Clemson’s new qb is ded.
Hopefully it’s a shredded testicle or something.
He was already pretty much undead anyway.
Fabulous hair, though.
And their season is ded.
Too bad they didn’t hire the Broncos fax guy, else maybe they could keep Kelly Bryant.
Florida St. not looking so bad after this Cuse performance.
Look at you Cuse!
Shanky McShanklor raises his weary head…
West By Gawd Virginny may get a hunnert today.
“A hundred? She told me she was 45!”
-Bill Belichick
She looks 30 though.
Looks like ROLL TIDE is trying for it.
I’m doing it! I’m watching Cuse football!
HUZZAH!!
“Now I won’t beat your Mama.”
-J. Brown
Hogs AT Aggies, you’d think the crowd would be a little more animated with an early 14 point lead. Oh, it’s at Jerrah World, not Kyle Field.
Clem-zon holding onto the ball like they’re holding on to quarteredbacks.
Cuse, driving!