Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half of, I think we could all use a bit of a palette cleanser that allows us to laugh at the Patriots. Man the Colts are awful, but Andrew Luck is at least competent when he has absolutely no other choice.
I’ve also been known to throw the occasional nightmare fuel people’s way, and uh, well, this one is a doozy.
Sorry for much of a lack of #hardcontent, but it’s my first day and you Commentists are the real stars here, what with the fantastic performance earlier this week. Shall we see… the results?
Last week Fat Matt couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last week Fat Matt couldn’t do without me
Patricia think he all dat cuz he learned from Bill B
Patricia think he hot cuz he rode along with Brady
Excuse me, This is my Big D
Detroit Rock City I am the Big D
Cuz if Barry was still here, he would be right there
Hanging with me at the Whiskey
Chillin sitting on about half a billion
But still without a Super Bowl ring
Forreal dawg now that’s B-I-G
There ain’t nobody in the world can bring Detroit the Lombardi
That’s like Cleveland trying to be less depressing than the D
That’s like Andy Reid using timeouts responsibly
That’s like Boss Todd driving his Camaro less than full speed
That’s like Judges having temperaments like they’re 13 and angry
That’s like you saying to yourself you better than me
That’s like ole Double J swearing off pussy
Now stop, think about that, it ain’t about that
Its about the Fuck Lions a.k.a. Big D
Now that’s the difference between first and last place
Aw, Hell, I’m Golden “How My Ass” Tate – BrettFavresColonoscopy
Enjoy the weekend and for the love of BOLTMAN, please do not make this a Dodgers vs. either AL East team World Series.
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Wow, it’s an honor just to be dysfunctional enough to be nominated
Bring back Ma-, er um,… (checks notecard) I mean blax.
Thanks,
LCSS
+1 Corgi Friday
What’s the deal with defenses doing the team pose every time they get a turn over the last couple years?
Yeah I only just noticed that too. I guess it’s their version of a touchdown celebration?
Week 12, 2017
Are you implying that I was supposed to notice the Chargers doing something, anything?
The only way I would notice those also-rans is if they were blocking my driveway.
I’m assuming that would be after you hit a few unexpected bumps when backing out.
It was embarrassing yesterday when they did it while they were down 2 td’s.
That’s some quality work this week. Nice job you crazy kids.