Your “There Is Only One Game Today” Sunday Morning/Early Afternoon Multi-Purpose Post

Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!

Den/NYJ:

This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.

Mia/Cin:

Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.

Atl/Pitt:

The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.

NYG/Car:

I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.

Jax/KC:

Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.

GB/Det:

The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.

Bal/Cle:

I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.

Ten/Buf:

If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.

Go Man City!

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King Hippo

No hands on that KHunt

King Hippo

Donks’ new punter is shitty, but shitty and white so he will probably stick around.

Spur

Let’s go Lions!! Eat Lion Dick, Packers!

King Hippo

Galladay is alive after all, yay!

JustStopDude

This is going to be the typical Ravens – Browns ugly ass fest where somehow the Browns derp away the game in like a kick six.

Spur

Mahomes is favoring an ankle.

King Hippo

I have to repeat this every week, but Garret Bolles is liquid shit.

clint greasewood

God friended me will be canceled soon.

Gatoraids

Replaced with the Holy Spirit swiped right on me

fleshwound_NPG

…and replaced with jesus swatted me

The Maestro

Satan would like to connect with you on LinkedIn.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Finally to be concluded with “God doesn’t give a shit about humanity and only briefly did, long enough for us to torture and murder his only son and after that he was like ‘fuck it, I’ll just go make a planet full of dogs instead.'”

Redshirt

Really CBS? Your Scouting Report says the Bengals weakness is the TE Position. So nothing about the O-line being so bad that Dalton has 2 seconds before he has a defender in his face?

Spur

but i thought Eli was the reason they suck?

JustStopDude

Given that Europe has rules on how big of a shit you can take in one sitting, how much trouble do you think I would get in for using a stream to follow the Ravens-Browns game?

I’m assuming 5 years in the Hague with some African war lord as a room mate.

litre_cola

I don’t think it is a big deal. I always do it at hotels/bnb’s etc.

King Hippo

oh, Jest. NEVAR CHANGE!!!

King Hippo

Remember my one prediction that looks ok – Gigantes/Black Panthers FG-kakke

Fronkenshteen

Blount scoring that bunny is my season in a nutshell.

fleshwound_NPG

Bortcannon!

King Hippo

Donks. Make with some good defensing!

Spur

Hippo Willed IT

King Hippo

That’s a critical 0.4!

King Hippo

/also MOAR than MV-S gots

The Maestro

Yeah, but they’re ELITE ESS-EEE-CEE yards!

yeah right

Off to the weed store. Anybody need anything?

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Say hi to Josh Gordon for me

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[starts Crabtree for lack of better options]

[Crabtree immediately drops two passes]

That’s My Ex-Raiders!

King Hippo

the taint is permanent

/Donks put Marquette King on IR and plan to release him once healthy

King Hippo

oh yeah, that’s why one no trust Red Rocket

Spur

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Spur

Jags must have Ramsey for this game. I think the Jags D will be alright.

Redshirt

Another Ginger Volleyball Pick.

Spur

Fuck your Cheese! – Blount

King Hippo

That’s Mahomes-y!!!

Fronkenshteen

Ruh roh. Ramsey ded?

LemonJello

Baker-ception.

fleshwound_NPG

As I’ve said before, this is shaping up to be the biggest and best Andy Reid playoff collapse yet.

King Hippo

I do think Ramsey will shut down Tyreek as a receiver

King Hippo

spirit animal!!

King Hippo

WOW, that’s some catch for a fullback. Love how excited Romo is to call a game that doesn’t involve “name” sides.

LemonJello

Crabtree regretting the choice of Old Bay gloves for this game.

The Maestro

Howdy, folks. Went for a hike, washed my car, and made a BELTCH sammich for lunch. Now all that’s left for today is to watch the games and eat a shitload of turkey dinner. Life is awfully, awfully good for me today.

Fronkenshteen

Bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato, cheese, ham?

The Maestro

CH for cheese. Dunno why it’s special enough to merit two letters, but the sammich was damn tasty.

Gratliff

Holy shit, that fake pitch

Spur

Here we go, Mahomes vs Jags D time.

King Hippo

passing the test so far

Gratliff

Man, remember before that Eagles opener how many people said this was the year Atlanta was poised to hit the next level?

Gatoraids

Next level of washed up

fleshwound_NPG

if by next-level you mean next-level-of-fucking-the-dog, then yes, they are hitting the next level this year

fleshwound_NPG

STILL don’t get why he left Olivia for…her.

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King Hippo

He likes athletic brunettes. Clearly a leg man, not a tit man. I am with him there.

fleshwound_NPG

true I guess, but damn…

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King Hippo

yeah, I ain’t saying I had an issue with Olivia AT ALL!! 😀

/he may have needed more an introverted weirdo-type, which I also understand

King Hippo

Dude in money league also played Chris Carson and Phillip Lindsay ahead of Kerryon Johnson. This made me happy.

King Hippo

I would be very happy to live in Canadia, but not sure about your sportsball coverage (JV-wise)

Spur

Let’s go Fuck Lions.

fleshwound_NPG

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Gratliff

Oh fuck. It’s october.

Redshirt

Tell that to Mother Nature.

King Hippo

well, this City/Redshite match has surely not lived up to the hype train.

fleshwound_NPG

jaguras vs chefs, and it might be a good game?

is this 1995?

King Hippo

First time in 3 years I recall preparing to flip to non-RZ for a non-Donks matchup

Viva La Tabula Raza

Could also be a sloppy shitfest in the rain.

LemonJello

/Ratings unexpectedly go up in Germany

Redshirt

And today, we get our annual appearance of the Cincinnati Jack-O’-Lanterns. Nevermind, we’re getting Orange and White. Its the Cincinnati Orange Creams.

LemonJello

/Several tv sets turn on in the Executive Residence

theeWeeBabySeamus

I just had an extended phone conversation with the Veterinarian who was my mentor. Even before I got into Vet School.

I am both very happy to have heard from him, and very sad to hear that he’s….well…not doing great these days.

I will be planning a trip to the mtns of NC in the next week or two. I expect to cry some.

/sighs heavily

LemonJello

Checking listings:

T’Challas v Jints
Ratbirds v #ThePauls

Skol! v Iggles

Alas, no Jaguras v Chefs for me.

Viva La Tabula Raza

South TX gets Jax/KC and NYG/CAR for the earlies. Guess it’s because both games feature teams with HOU/DAL division rivals?

King Hippo

CBS actually was pretty decent at letting most folk have the good game this week

Gratliff

Why are people like this?