Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!
Den/NYJ:
This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.
Mia/Cin:
Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.
Atl/Pitt:
The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.
NYG/Car:
I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.
Jax/KC:
Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.
GB/Det:
The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.
Bal/Cle:
I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.
Ten/Buf:
If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.
Go Man City!
Derrick Henry just busted a 12 yard run.
Joe Flacco has such a tiny personality that it makes you forget he’s 6’6″ and 245 lbs.
That’s a lot of Mayonnaise.
Cinci is a good football team. They will win that division and win 1 game in the playoffs, then Lewis will get another extension.
Donks still trying to figure out they need a QB.
I mean, you have to change SOMETHING in Denver after a shittastrophe like this.
The fans and media will call for it; we’ll see if Elway does.
Fuck.
So, there’s a guy who falls through an escalator? And the fire department shows up to rescue him? And it’s a TV show that actual people watch? Is this even a thing?
That sounds about ten points above “reality” shows.
oh shit, Litre coming back on teh Hippo
Heh heh, Ryan td would be nice.
Brokeback QB? Breaks the Bills backs.
Stupid Sexy Rodgers
Judge ItoDOWN!!!!
Black cats!
Dear CBS:
Thank you for showing KC-JAX. Now, can you switch it over to one of the other games you are broadcasting in which the outcome is still in doubt?
“Contractual obligations”
“Sponsors checks’ already cleared”
ElishaFace??
run this in, Falcons!!
Holy fucking shit Ravens!?!?!?!?!?
I’m out a grand, missed all of the early slate, and I check and see you’re pulling THIS SHIT???????????
c’mon you Striped Pylon fucks, ye can cover all teh way now!
I need to just comb my monkey.
That’s not what Peter Gabriel would do in that bathtub
Well, that bastard doesn’t care about utility bills either.
Last time pork worked out real well. Any suggestions for what to do with lamb stew meat?
Slow cooker with a bunch of root vegetables, some red wine , garlic, stock and let it simmer until it is soft as butter.
This is my go to for lamb: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/lamb-shank-stew-with-russet-potato-top-recipe-1945993
Detroit self-immolation is underway. Pending review.
Don’t think that 2nd MV-S score will stand. Hope so, though.
I am having a very bad day.
Miami vs. Cincinnati: Who wants it more or less!
DonT needs another ciggy, I bet
Holy shit Bengals
tannederp
I packed this bowl for two.
/sees there is only one here
/high fives all around
Don’t spill it!
Atkins with the Suh standing sack
Jags did good. My parley lives
leaping Mariota.
like Super Mario Bros. character. Wa-Luigi?
You guys, I need some weed. Edibles preferably
Move?
I got a bag of them. Come on by.
poor dean spanos
https://twitter.com/ScottandBR/status/1048999699754020864
That is pretty fucking funny.
2 more TDs, and I gets a Bungles push
Whoa the beater caught a prayer.
nice catch by Mixon.
WOW!!! Lookit Beatie Mixon!!!!
Mouthy-white-girl Down!
I hate my family.
Why do they always feel the need to drop in unexpectedly during sportsballing?????
Jeebus.
This is why you should always have some meth on hand.
No, this is why I should have California legal weed on hand. While living in California.
Let’s see those assholes drop in unannounced then!!!!!!
Weed is legal up here in a couple of weeks. Welcome aboard!
That could work. I could hang out at Tim Horton’s anonymously.
And yes, I’m a grand poorer now than when the day started, but not even because of bad bets.
I hate my family.
They don’t have locks on the doors in that part of NC?
If only it were that easy.
Prater looks like he’s trying out for Crosby’s slot.
/looks promising
Hey KC don’t blow your goodwill. Kelce and Hunt are going to make it easy to root against you. When Andy Reid acts like Andy Reid, no one will feel sorry for you.
Jalen Ramsay is really good at the defensive backing.
I think my cat knows how enraged I’ve been over the last week because she’s insisting on sitting on my lap for a constant petting which is one of the few things that’s immediately soothing for me
cats are remarkably intuitive and empathic (if you have been accepted/invited into their tribe)
And with that, she’s decided to leave lol
That last play to Kelce was fucking brilliant.
KHunt doesn’t like keeping money
Kareem Abdul-Hunt with the sassy talk after the big run.
My dad says he’s a lazy bum.
Has your dad ever dragged the likes of Bob Lanier up and down the court? I didn’t think so.
Oh Browns.
Let’s go, Njoku.
Rite?
sad thing is, his consistent mediocrity has been am improvement for me. Somebody cut Greg Olsen, though, and I scavenged him if/when his foot lets him play a few weeks.
Hurst doing anything today for Balt?
Have not checked yet, but seems like nobody doing much.
Fucking Panthers fucking my fucking parlay all to fuck. Gosh darn it.
MV-S for 6!!!!!
Congrats
You. I do not like you.
[Kneels, mumbles tribute]
Monday long weekends are the best long weekends.
Fact
Not that I’d watch it (even though I can) the Bills/ Titans score has raised my curiosity.
every year the afc south raises my hopes of an 8-8 or 7-9 division champion