It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for most of 2018. Well, it’s back and it’s taking no prisoners tonight. So shutter your windows, bar the doors and maybe explore other entertainment options. There’s the NHL (It’s the Penguins vs. the Leafs, co-starring a bathtub full of announcer’s saliva!), the NBA (Lebron, he’s a Laker!) and the MLB (Will the Sawkz close out?). NCAA Football (A bunch of states play each other with Stanford thrown in) Hmmm. Somehow I think I’ll end up watching the travesty unfold in Arizona. TO THE GAME!
Broncos/Cards:
These squadoos each have no fear that the phrase ‘playoff contention’ will be linked with them in a serious way this season. It’s full ahead at all possible speed on the rails of mediocrity for these two. There’s a few fellas that might not around for the full ride though. Internet noise says that Arizona OC Mike McCoy (who, in his long and glorious career has never had a top 15 rushing attack, ever) is a distant memory by tomorrow afternoon. Not to be outdone, the buzz surrounding Denver insists that Vance Joseph is walking a tightrope and will be soon taking a fall. Surprisingly, the Cards signing of Kendall Wright-the goal of which was to shore up a very poor passing game-is all for naught just two weeks into his reign. He gone. This is the sort of fallout that occurs when teams have but 3 wins in a combined 12 tries.
Do your best.
Cards OC wearing Rosen-colored glasses…
How much do you want to bet Bill Bidwill didn’t even care about Rosen as a quarterback and just drafted him because he thought Rosen could help him do his taxes.
I’d take that bet.
Bidwill is such a fucking inept NFL owner that he probably thought Rosen was a natural fullback and that he was a steal at 10.
100%
Think I am winning the internet argument I had this week about being happy Donks got they Chubb on over Rosen…
Goddamn anti-circumcision intactivists.
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlRoZSBHYW5nIFBsYXlzIE5GTCBGb290YmFsbCI=
Sans title music
Denver is on pace to win this game 420-0.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
God Friended Me-streaming at 8, canceled by 9.
What percentage of fantasy teams do you think have someone playing in tonight’s game? 8%?
I do. Then again, i’m an idiot.
I’d play the DEN D if I was on a bye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op3OQfm5vSQ
Evil Dave ruled!
Goddamn I thought kickoff was 5:30 — so three mins before game time and Denver was up 7-0 actually seemed sensible.
that might be all the points the Donkeys need.
Good Job Foreskin.
Keep the balls high ok?
favourite version of cool-ass intro song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxawVMQ02dc
Welp.
Sweet mother of fuck, the Cardinals blow.
not like blax ain’t tell us
At least got Sean Miller and the Wildcats to…. oh, wait…
You know a game is gonna be great when they show a graphic of Sad Larry Fitzgerald™ within the first five minutes.
The Cardinals? What game are you…oh, right, there’s a “football” game on tonight, too.
“The Cardinals blow? They blow good? They help us with these 99 balloons?”
-Nena
Odd. Usually the cardinals make the altar boys blow.
minute touchdown this game going places
Oh cards
who has two thumbs and the Donks D/ST on his bench??
I stared at them for five minutes yesterday before deciding to stick with the Dolphins D. Stafford is due for a pick-six too right?
It’s always fun to laugh at the fat guy, so hope so!
/at least I cut the Bungles as my 2nd defense for Donks yesterday, just left Shitty Clippers as starters for week (home v. Tits)
Quality timeout usage.
Quality play from Rosen.
Best part of this time of year: Big games every night
Worst part of this time of year: Joe Buck every night
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/bb-gun-boy-police.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjW6PkotdjU&t=26s
Tonite’s intro music was TV On the Radio’s “Wolf Like Me” which should be good luck for Bradley Chubb!!
Also, fuck the Red Sox.
Wolf Like Me
was just typing about that, tis a personal Hippo favourite
Today feels like one of those days that exist only to make me wait for next Friday
got soul calibur VI coming out to hold me over
I thought you hated Cowboys?
Which is why I’ll be shooting so many in the dick.
I’m going to have to drink to watch this crap.
damn straight u r
Sunday has glorious 9:30 am fixture, so PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!
most games have had 40K+ watching on twitch this one has 4.5k so far
it’s an acquired taste/addiction
I was gonna make a mention about this being the lowest-rated game of the year but I figured I’d said enough negative things already.
Never!
this game deserves all the negation it can get
One day, Larry Fitzgerald is gonna leave this world, and he’ll lead the Cardinals in receiving for the next 3 years, still without a ring.
Mike McCoy is living proof that white males NEVAR run out of chances.
Captain Pickard officially sucking a dick in Columbus
Has Bradshaw bloused his pants cuffs? Jebus, what an asshole.
This man has come on Kate Upton’s ass. Multiple times.
That big-titted gal is dumb as a box of rocks.
And her uncle is an arch-Teabagger asshole congressman. So the chances of Justin becoming the governor of Michigan one day are >0
One of the greatest comebacks of all times.
h
ttps://i.pixxxels.cc/SsQPjSTn/Kate-Upton-Leaked-Fappening-New-58-thefappening-us.jpg
Semi-related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-7bVZYy_ds
Vance Joseph looks as if he is perpetually smelling a fart, but doesn’t particularly mind.
Apparently the Blue Jackets only score beautiful goals
Folks
I have the TNF muted and as I’m looking at my laptop, my eyes are drawn up to the horror that is those fucking cowboy boots
I seriously hate Terry Bradshaw even MOAR than I hate myself. And I wouldn’t say that lightly.
This is a boring, pedestrian goal and I won’t be told otherwise
https://deadspin.com/anthony-duclair-eats-shit-gets-up-scores-amazing-goal-1829854770
It’s almost like two bunches of bottom feeders with no rivalry bona fides give a tin shit about Von saying something as tame as “we’re gonna kick their asses.” It’s not like he promised to skullfuck their mothers afterwards.
Inlaws and my mother are here. At least they brought wine!
I should volunteer to host a holiday gathering, but only if the family brings opiates. Because I am not whispered about enough, see.
Fuck’s sake, more Buck and Troy
short of a surgeon general’s warning not much else they can do to stop you watching this game
Lil’ WCS chose to watch Frozen over this game. She’s only two, but, she’s correct. I don’t like this movie.
Here’s a related website you can read while LWCS and Anna try to stop Winter.
http://www.clevver.com/frozen-inappropriate-memes-sexual-gifs-pictures-jokes/
Wouldn’t spit-roasted be more appropriate?
“Let it go.”
-Your Desire To Make Her Happy At Your Expense
Balls on the Fantasy Table, Round 2:
I am currently benching Hopkins (banged up, QB also hurt, awful matchup at JAX with their shutdown corner and pass rush) for Taylor Gabriel (shootout potential at home v. NE, who struggled v. very similar Tyreek Hill last week).
Non-ppr league-Kamara schedueled for 14 vs. the Ravens. Thoughts?
Not a great matchup (Breesus Christ outdoors) but throwing to the backs might be his best option as I suspect they will scheme to remove Thomas.
but what are options, great hoarder of talents? This is deffo a START GOFF week.
I’m starting me the Goffer and running with Lindsay (h/t) and Coleman (yeah, Lance Ito is eating into his production but everyone scores vs. the G-Men, especially passing backs against our pathetic lb’s)
Since when am I a Bills fan?
Our best will be better than both of these teams combined.
This is a comment that I like.
“You pull a golf club out of a Scotsman’s hand, you best be prepared to knock him out with it!”
That’s a line I never expected to hear from DuckTales.
Also Tara Strong and Andrea Libman in full “Twilight Sparkle” and “Fluttershy” voices as purple and pink ponies trying to trick people into the water so they can drown them.
This is a twisted episode.
it’s important to pull in the BDSM demographic ,, ppl forget that
Scrooge McDuck was a badass. The collected hardcover comics are incredible. Among the apex of all-ages comics along with Bone and a couple others I can’t remember offhand.
No mention of Von Miller’s “bulletin board material”?
This game will suck and I’m glad I’m already home to avoid the TNF/ASU rush hour gridlock. Also, Rosen better be smart enough to lose this one. Two wins may be too much if they expect to hold off OAK for the top draft pick (which Steve Keim will trade for a bottle of hootch and a NCSU steering wheel cover).
why get the #1? Y’all can’t pick Ryan Finley with Chosen Rosen already in the Promised Land.
Fave college dude that didn’t make it in the pros? Moten ended his career as the Big East’s leading career scorer without winning a scoring title. How is that possible? Whatever. He did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5fu3cpBMk
I had a Moten Syracuse jersey. He was fantabulous in college.
He wasn’t an especially gifted athlete but he had this arsenal of shots that no defender could deal with. He was one of a kind.
Like NC State’s TJ “Buckets” Warren, who was just a points machine his last year at State. Got drafted 13th or so overall by PHX, but think he just kinda fizzled out.
Rodney Monroe, followed by Randolph Childress. The fact that the NBA game didn’t have room for players like that helped cement for me that it wasn’t real basketball.
Cause those were the players that defined like 6-7 years of ACC hoopsball for me, late 80s/early 90s
Harold Arceneaux. He was a sophomore when I was a freshman at a JC in Eastern Utah. The summer before that year, he and Eddie Gill got jobs at the golf course I worked at detailing golf carts a couple days a week. Good dudes, and they were goddamn hilarious.
I was over the moon to see those guys knock off the Heels in the tourney that first year after they transferred to Weber State. Plus they scored me a not insignificant amount of cash for a poor college student betting on that game. Hail GAMBLOR.
I transferred to a small NAIA school a year later and got a job working for the basketball team. We played Weber in an exhibition that year and both those guys saw me filling water bottles during warmups and came over to say hi. I couldn’t believe they remembered my dumb ass from the golf course days. Harold then dropped twenty points on us in ten minutes.
No idea why Harold never caught on in the pros, but at least Eddie had him a nice career.
I thoroughly enjoyed that NCAAT fixture
Just once I want to go to a televised CNN Town Hall and go, “I’m not part of the audience. I’m lost and I’m from out of town. Can you give me directions to the expressway?” just to see if the candidate will go on autopilot and go “Thank you for being here and thanks for being brave enough to share your story.”
“Well, I’m sorry to hear that. My opponent does not understand why good folks like you get lost, and will continue that agenda if elected. It’s easy to see why a vote for my opponent would keep you from getting home.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKaOHWkIIrU
Just heard this one and it’s considerably better than Sham Pain, which was easily 5FDP’s worst single to date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rReM1R-SFw
For purposes of comparison, their previous single:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w-zL6NjBcE
Latest Proof of the Decline of Western Civilization:
I was in the drive thru at McDonalds where there was one lane that had a cone in the middle of it. A driver showed up and rather than wait three cars in line, he drove around the cone nearly jumping the curb and hitting the other lane’s sign. He then got into an argument with the Order Taker when they refused to take their order from a closed lane.
We have become a nation of Veruca Salts, except the trap door no longer works now that we’ve gotten too fat to fit through it.
Realizing this doesn’t make alot of sense without his entrance theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Ps0kIeusw
“Wild Horses” started playing in my head seeing this.
D-O-N-K-S!!!
/win, but let David Johnson get untracked, please
I’m (really) good with this.
Should I get 4-5 combined scores from DJ and He-Mannuel Sanders, I shall feel pretty good about the fantasy landscape.
One thing I’ve learned while doing homework for these game intros is that at least six different yakkers-according to various metrics out there-can claim that their team has the lousiest O-line in the league.
Donks WOO!!! just have the worst/most Mongoloid LT. The interior guys are a’ight.
My tribute to the turnstile that was Erik Flowers…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068AFYvd58E