Evening all. I know this usually starts with a quick recap the of the afternoon “games”, but as of writing this post, most are still in the first half and I won’t be around for much of the second halves (damn kids and family dinner). If there was only a way to, like, look somewhere, for this kind of information. So, you’re on your own to find out the scores and anything funny that happened. Or, have some patience and wait for Mr Hippo’s post early tomorrow. ( look boss, I’m plugging the site and to have them come back. page hits, baby). Enough of me rambling, on to the event.
NO/MIN
Will Bresus through for a zillion yards? Will he break whatever record the talking heads keep blathering about? Will Cousins like that? Will Thielen continue that +100 receiving years streak? Looking at my fantasy leagues, I see Diggs and Kamara in one and Bresus in the other. So what I would like to see is the Minny defense shut The Aints down and then the Minny offense run up the score to keep Diggs and Kamara out of it and hope that Brees doesn’t have a good game. But, things like that never happen for me, so congrats to whoever has those three. They’re going off today fantasy wise.
As for the actual game itself, it’s prob going to be watchable with a good offense against a good defense , but what do I know. But still hoping for the tie.
Good luck at the airport.
I’d screen her
That was an awfully stupid play call.
Shit never works when the defense makes the right call.
My thought is that targeting Treadwell is the worst of the options out there.
I was thinking that wasn’t the first read, but maybe so.
Imma check the fridge.
Got any ice?
Shit.
WOOP WOOP WOOP
Welcome to the off season, dirted ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…you get your fun in now girlie. Because next year the Orioles are gonna….well….
Maybe Tampa Bay?
Love that the picture of the post season captured the O’s futility with it.
You motherfucker.
😛
But seriously. 61 games out.
YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TRY TO BE THAT FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!
J.D. Power won a J.D. Power Award for being J.D. Power.
That sounds very….Powerful.
The event was sponsored by J.D. Power?
J.D. Power
I was gonna go watch Zombies, but the Dodgers already have that covered for me for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PauC98YzLw&ab_channel=RowanB
She did that on purpose I think.
He looks like he deserved it too.
I cannot disagree.
Nawt 14 or 19 please!
FUCK YOU COLLINSWORTH THAT WAS FUCKING PI YOU FUCKWIT!!!
I share your hatred in this instance.\\
Glad I taught you that fucking word.
I thought Saints weren’t supposed to give it away that easily until Halloween night.
You are forgetting the ones who are priests.
Yeh sure. Let kamara run back punts. What could go wrong?
That looks like my mom!
(a couple of years ago anyway)
Obligatory;
She wasn’t that good looking, but she was better in the sack.
Oh really?
So now, about your Mom and her current location of residence?
/gets shot in the face by Brick Meathook
I didn’t know you guys were that close.
I didn’t duck in time.
Can someone hand me a towel?
I have to go buy a gun first, so you’re ok for now
No reason to shoot the already shot.
Oh, I didn’t recognize her from the front.
Hahahahahahahahaha
ha ha Mom’s a good sport
I’m gonna sneak up behind Michael Jordan and whisper “LeBron is way better than you” and see if the old man can still run like he did when he was a Bull.
Brady and Rodgers have only played each other once? WEIRD MAYBE
I find that odd. Isn’t it supposed to be every 4 years? Especially since they both finish first so often?
[sigh] “You got that right.”
-Gisele B.
“Ugh, tell me about it. There’s a reason he and Danica are so fucking competitive.” – Olivia Munn
Rodgers was hurt for Packers-Patriots in 2010. This will be his first game in Foxborough.
And I looked up the 2006 meeting at Lambeau and both Rodgers and Brady played (Favre started) but I was quite amazed to realize both Belichick and McCarthy were opposing coaches for that game!
Mike McCarthy’s first ever game in Green Bay: 26-0 loss to Sex Cannon
My God. No wonder Packer fans are ready to launch him into the bay.
The Sex Cannon had some really good games, not that many but a few. Also 47 women got pregnant.
And he hit that kid in a wheelchair with a long bomb.
I’ve been looking at Bears-Patriots box scores and Rex’s one game for the Bears against the Patriots had him throwing three picks.
Yes, Rodgers got into a game in relief of Favre in ’06,Matt Flynn started in ’10, and Rodgers started the most recent one.
Good work there.
Over the years, in all the different cities Al Michaels has had some prostitutes that would make Hugh Grant’s taste look good.
“In Jersey I get a hot tamale, and in Minneapolis I get a hot Somali!”
Oh god this made me literally lol
Same.
I’m just imagining the poor woman confused by the idea of hair in a spray can and why this weird old man has a fetish about it.
In Vegas, I scored me some hot Molly. I dunno. Don’t really remember it, I guess.
“Man remember the Dome Patrol, Buddy?”
“Yeah they were a little before my time, but they were amazing linebackers. Two in the hall of fame, I think?”
“No, I’m talking about the group of mostly women that would offer blowjobs for $5 outside the Kingdome in the early 90s you idiot.”
PRAISE SHA’NKLOR
— Blair Walsh
“I still think Warren Moon was the greatest black quarterback ever, and I don’t care who says otherwise”
“That’s not really a controversial opinion, Uncle Ed.”
“OHHHH you want a controversial opinion, well I still think David Koresh is alive and well!”
“What the fuck, Uncle Ed?”
“Yeah, he’s the guy from Just Shoot Me, right?”
“That’s David Spade…”
“HEY DON’T USE THAT FUCKING WORD!”
PAT SAJAK SIGHTING!
Lemme get two with rawr onion and a vowel for my friend.
Muncy kinda looks like Wayne Rooney with hair from some angles.
That TD is as imaginary as my girlfriend!
Oh how fun it is hoping the WRs don’t catch the ball in this game.
90 yard drive? I haven’t seen fucking cousins march like that since Confederate enlistment.
You have to applaud his commitment to the bit, to be fair here.
Losing a testicle is quite a commitment for sure.
Tour de Pants
Lose a testicle? He probably lost both his eyelids.
Haha. I’ve done that. It’s quite a sound.
The Russian judges gives him a 9.75.
Top of the 2nd, and it’s 2-1 FACKIN’ SAWX. I’m excited. This is one of the very, very few times all year where I’m choosing baseball over football.
Drew Brees’ passes fly through the air like the quail before he paralyzed himself and died crashing into the Vikings stadium.
Gary Anderson laughs at the mention of making an NFC championship game as an accomplishment
Well imagine my shock when I saw him here after wondering the whole episode if that was him:
https://youtu.be/90joZNE9oOA?t=2035
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM
Illegal double team is also something the moral majority tried to enact legislation against in the 80s
Dark on white contact was 15 years, not yards
Donald Duck was different in the old days.
“I usually wear my ‘We Love RB in Pittsburgh’ shirt to every game in honor of Rocky Bleier but I think I’m going skip this week… for reasons.”
Really regretting starting the Minnesota defense.
Bressus sends his condolences.
Eh…. guys?
I didn’t know you were Canadian.
That’s a pretty crazy play.
I love coaches wasting challenges in the first quarter.
Lovie Smith nods.
HAHA. Now he can’t possibly challenge that.
Oh wait, there was PI anyway. No point of challenging.
I need me 40 pts from Cousins, Kamara, and Lutz. Is it possible? Yes, if Ingram gets injured.
I love my brother DJ TAJ and wish him nothing but the best.
I’ve seen 2 Vikings Saints games live and have a familiarity with this match up.
SKOL motherfuckers.
I’m going radio silent. See ya’ll after the game.
BAM!
“Have you seen my fucking car keys?!?!”
We need to deliver the fucking cookies.
My eyes are down here, pal.
Another Total Recall reboot? Really?
No, that would be Hindu.
Bressus TD passes vs Kershaw earned runs allowed. Which one you got?
Kershaw out to an early lead!
Give me Kershaw.
Brees; Kershaw will be able to identify his grand kids.
No poop bag.
Everyone in the background has cold weather gear on, but not her. Maybe she’s an Eskimo or a Lapplander.
Or out for a photo shoot from the warm confines of the model’s tent.
ARod & Big Poppi — “My advice for all these guys playing in the World Series is to cheat.”
Amen brother.
At the risk of sounding like a bitter bears fan:
It’s nice once in a while to see one of those oddball flukey plays that usually seems to work out in green bay’s favor actually go against them for once.
Reminds me of that night game where the Panthers beat the patriots despite them blatantly committing pass interference.
Like “yeah, that’s what that feels like”
Oh my god
Shut down the internet. We’re never topping this.
I remember back when the joke wasn’t on PFTCommenter.
Cro better hurry up and call for the mass murder of Jewish Americans or else twitter may ban him.
It was so great that Jack posted a tweet of his low resting heart rate and plentiful hours of sleep he’s getting.
The open fascists are obviously dangerous and destructive, but people like Jack are actually just as bad.
Dayum, Cro just got me pregnant with that burn!
WE ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE TIE!
Good job!
OK, that made me laugh.
Ate his dinner too.
Part of it anyway, which may be worse.