Your “Hue, We Hardly Knew Ya” Monday Night Football Open Thread

There’s a wee bit more fallout than usual this day that is the beginning of the work week for most and the end for selected others.

Hue’s extraordinarily underwhelming 3-36-1 record gets put to bed. I’ll wager $10,000 Hippo bucks that he never sniffs a head coaching job again because what fan base would ever put up with his hiring? I daren’t say the guy was in over his head. He had complete shit to work with for his first two years on the job and just couldn’t close the deal 4 different times this season. The guy made the Brownies competitive this year but just couldn’t get them over the hump. I feel he deserved to coach out the season at the very least. Management could then hand the reins over to a different dude that could bring something else to the table. Hell, Bellichick couldn’t get the members of this organization all pointed in the same direction! Hue almost made it happen.

Browns OC Boss Todd was tossed as well. I’m sure his (rumoured) abrasive personality was a contributing factor that will receive nary a mention in the national media. Whatever, the guy is going to end up being a qb coach on some team next year and he’ll slowly work his way back to an OC gig at some point down the line. Why? Because old white decision-makers just love themselves old re-treads. That’s why.

There’s plenty o’other things to yak about which no doubt will be covered off by some very esteemed commenters so I’ve got just one more thing to say… TO THE GAME!

Armpitriots/One Dollar Bills

New England wins in a walk. [spits]

That was easy. The prime directive tonight is to finish off all half-empty bottles of wine and what have you. ADEQUATE LEVELS OF PRODUCTION AT WORK TOMORROW BE DAMNED!

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Wakezilla

How the fuck was Sean Mcvay listed as +200 to become the next Browns head coach? Eventually he was listed as +750, but that’s still incredibly stupid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Good evening everyone, except for the Obama administration for playing a role in Jair Bolsonaro being elected

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus Fucking Christ. Thanks Obama.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I made just a terrible dinner tonight so I’m washing it down with a Treehouse Lights On

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

I have to say, I agree with her. The woman makes some good points.

Spanky Datass

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Lady in Canada Dry ad: How did you get in here?
Hispanic Canada Dry pitchman: I came in with the refugee caravan.
Lady: *looks at Fox News broadcast* Makes sense.

Brick Meathook

fuckin’ canadians

yeah right

True story: I’ve been getting these strange text messages, three now, that is telling me that “Your California ballot is wrong!” Proposition 6, which is a repeal of a gasoline tax. They’re telling me that a yes vote is a no vote.

This is some straight up bullshit.

What the fuck with this shit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Military Hat! = Super Bowl, or at least gritty.

Brick Meathook

Did someone mention a Lockheed Constellation with R-3350 engines taxiing with the fuel mixture at full “auto-rich” and flames exhausting out of the Power Recovery Turbines? Yes? Well here it is:
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Viva La Tabula Raza
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

INTERESTING.

Brick Meathook

IT IS.

Spanky Datass

Connie! She’s a beaut!

King Hippo

J Peterman for 3rd and 32. What could possibly go wrong??

Sharkbait

Welp. Rushin’ Collusion will lose again.

clint greasewood

When dose the CFL playoff committee have a full blown scandal?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I need some budder.

Brick Meathook

I bet that dog is dead by now.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, that much butter in a single sitting would kill anyone.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No it won’t…….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So I’ve heard.

Mr. Ayo

#MeToo

Brick Meathook

It’s actually a pretty involved bit.

clint greasewood

We need some DFO graphics, like MNF.

Viva La Tabula Raza

And stirring patriotic-sounding music as well.

Horatio Cornblower

Josh Allen over there listening to the Stormfront podcast.

Sharkbait

That pick 6 put Maestro 1 point behind me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Eh, put in Peterman. What the hell, right?

Brick Meathook

Where’s that oddball Harvard guy?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Brick Meathook

When you look at the record objectively, Oddjob wasn’t really any good.