There’s a wee bit more fallout than usual this day that is the beginning of the work week for most and the end for selected others.
Hue’s extraordinarily underwhelming 3-36-1 record gets put to bed. I’ll wager $10,000 Hippo bucks that he never sniffs a head coaching job again because what fan base would ever put up with his hiring? I daren’t say the guy was in over his head. He had complete shit to work with for his first two years on the job and just couldn’t close the deal 4 different times this season. The guy made the Brownies competitive this year but just couldn’t get them over the hump. I feel he deserved to coach out the season at the very least. Management could then hand the reins over to a different dude that could bring something else to the table. Hell, Bellichick couldn’t get the members of this organization all pointed in the same direction! Hue almost made it happen.
Browns OC Boss Todd was tossed as well. I’m sure his (rumoured) abrasive personality was a contributing factor that will receive nary a mention in the national media. Whatever, the guy is going to end up being a qb coach on some team next year and he’ll slowly work his way back to an OC gig at some point down the line. Why? Because old white decision-makers just love themselves old re-treads. That’s why.
There’s plenty o’other things to yak about which no doubt will be covered off by some very esteemed commenters so I’ve got just one more thing to say… TO THE GAME!
Armpitriots/One Dollar Bills
New England wins in a walk. [spits]
That was easy. The prime directive tonight is to finish off all half-empty bottles of wine and what have you. ADEQUATE LEVELS OF PRODUCTION AT WORK TOMORROW BE DAMNED!
TOO LATE Fantasy Satan, These Violent Delights still lead 183.37-155.40. In Jewkah We Trust!
These Violent Delights is a great FF name.
I used the right picture too:
http://www77.myfantasyleague.com/2018/options?L=42103&F=0007&O=01
Amy Schumer has looked better.
TOO LATE Fantasy
SatanGODSFTFY
No Virginia…there is no Santa Claus…
Turn out the lights… the party’s over… they say that all…
Man, I miss Don Meredith.
I only have two words to say:
Horse Balls
So I’m driving home listening to the game on the radio, heard buffalo’s touchdown with no controversy, then come inside and see its overturned
.
That’s such a metaphor for both teams
Oh, it wasn’t even close, which makes it even more of a metaphor for Buffalo.
You found the game on the radio? You must be in a local market, I was looking for the game on my drive home, but the closest I could get was basketball.
I was able to find SNF last night (with distortion) even with the sad concurrence of lousy baseball.
Oof …
THAT PATRIOT INTERCEPTION I CALL IT KODAK, BECAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST TIME BUFFALO’S PROSPECTS PLUNGED THAT QUICKLY!!!!
How do I pick what local news broadcast to watch when in a strange town? Why, whichever has the hottest anchorbabe of course!
Men are pigs.
HORSE BALLS IS BACK!
FLAGKAKKE!!!
The Buffalo Bills are the Buffalo Bills of the NFL.
BANNER this imaginary humanoid!
Where the hell was this typing game when I was learning?
On the Dreamcast and in Japan, mostly
Balls?
Horse! BALLS!!!
HORSE BALLS!
lol, nevermind.
it was fun while it lasted
This game is only serving to taint (heh) Mr. Anderson’s “perfect year” legacy from 2012 where he went 4-4 for 58 yards over two games.
Going back to Mr. Hippos point my first job out of high school while doing community college time was as a news director for a local radio station. At one point I could type 143 words per minute. It was pure fucking gibberish with typos but I knew what I was trying to say.
You type out 5 news stories worth of words in 20 minutes while being hungover as Richard Harris at 5:30 in the morning and tell me your results.
I got better when I finished my degree in computer science when a typo could cost you a letter grade.
Anyway I can type like a bad ass motherfucker.
I learned to type via a combination of Mario Teaches Typing (the second most awesome typing game ever) and Prodigy preteen chat rooms
+1 for the Prodigy chatrooms. Completely forgot those existed.
To be honest one of the things I love about this site, one of Many things, is our attention to grammatical detail.
It’s important dammit.
We ARE professionals damnit.
WUT!
Oh Prodigy, how I fondly recall those DOS-based chat rooms and the 40 minutes for 30 dollars plan.
a/s/l
admittedly, I am quite fast with 2 or 3 fingers! I am just too much of a goddamned klutz to control 10 digits anywhere close to concurrently.
oh fuck right off, the NFL is all about Baby Buster and Kermit the Frog.
Kermit is Mahomes no?
I thought he sounds more like Dr. Teeth myself
es posible!
Babish!
So no tent for the officials then?
no union, no tent
Not until they see something really sexy.
Jeebus that almost derp level plaid.
Touchdown Patriots, but, they left too much time for Derek Andersen!
Bills Fan here, I was definitely going to get a Peterman jersey for ironic reason s but I think Milano might be be my new favorite Bill.
he encapsulates who you are as a franchise
that was mean, I is bitter, drunk Donks WOO!! fan
Better than OJ I guess.
teh Juice is LOOSE!!
I’m not a Bills fan, but I certainly would like them to become substantially better, so much better they whipe P*triot Nation from the face of the earth.
Do you also feel a certain kinship, in that “that could have been us if not for TD” as we traded AFC dominance in an era when AFC teams were just right fucked in the Superb Owl?
/though the 1992 AFC Title match (after 1991 season) still makes me mad, stupid Bruce Smith
Not really; a couple of bounces the other way and the Bills would have had two of those.
10 or 15 bounces, and so would Our Equine Lord and Saviour!
/ok at least the Giants one
I should not have included the bad day against Washington; they were as good of a team as they were, just definitely not that day.
there was the game, and you just lost it, honky LB
Just got home and looked at the score. I suspect this is a stupid game, am I correct?
Depends on whether you like watching Brady suck or not. Many people do.
I figure there will be at least a couple seasons of that before he retires, possibly including a year where he goes to play for another team on an overpriced one year contract
But still retire as a Patriot, of course.
fast-kicking, low-scoring action!
I do like kicking!
oh snap, there been more kickin’ than Riverdance on crack rock!
I threw this out down thread but thought some may have missed it, so …
So. Many. Gronks. Can you imagine being their parents?
There’s a “shoulda smothered ’em in the crib” joke here.
imagine the echo if ya…shouted up Mrs. Gronk.
I mean, given the personalities of their offspring, it makes total sense that they had loads and loads of unprotected sex.
And they clearly trained their kids to fetch beers and bartend for them, so it was probably a pretty fun house growing up.
Grocery bills must have been murder.
impromptu Commentist survey – does anyone else primarily (but not exclusively, my right middle gets involved now and again) still type with just two fingers?
No, but my typing skills and accuracy have definitely taken a hit the past coupla years.
the first B that I ever received in my life was high school typing class. I was fucking mortified. Then, the grades MY KIDS bring home, Christ and Sonny Jeebus…
I type like a Marine…search for it then land on it.
I have used two fingers since I taught myself to type when I was eight years old. On an old typewriter.
On a computer I type regularly. On a tablet, just one finger.
Currently, left pointer and index get the most use. Fucking sling.
Yes.
I use index, middle and thumb on my right hand and index on my left.
For letters, I’m full hands. But I transferred schools mid semester and never learned the numbers part of the keyboard and have to stop and look.
I dictate all my comments to my lazy overpaid secretary, who types them in. I also hate kittens and love Bud Light ™ and have a stupid face.
they gave me a dictaphone when I started lawyering and it was a sad, sad experience. I still get cold sweats just thinking about giving dictation.
You need to hire an lazy overpaid editor
Lord knows we got a score of them here.
That leave TWO for the stink.
I’d be unemployed if I did.
On the boat, we had this prick of an E-9. So we had like three computers for 120 of us to share. The rule was that during the workday, don’t even bother to go into the office. Computers were there to do work packages and shit like that.
The fucking E-9 would just dick around in the office taking up one of the computers. It got so bad that the main propulsion assistant had to kick the guy out of the office because he got caught looking at porn. This office was fucking tiny. This is how utterly unprofessional this clown was.
So his response was to change the locks for the office and bar all personnel from going into the office unless he was in there…I think to just punish everyone because everyone knew he was a perv.
It took my junior people maybe 15 minutes to pick the lock the first night.
As a joke, they took the keyboards for the three computers and popped off all the keys. They then re-arranged the keys in alphabetical order.
Somehow me and the junior officers were not phased but the chiefs were. Rather than you know…just order someone to fix them, the E-9 smashed up the keyboards in front of everyone at quarters, in the hanger bay.
He then got in trouble with the air boss for you know…smashing up bits of plastic in a fucking hanger bay.
Dumbest and worst fucking person I have ever met that didn’t end up in prison. Primary reason why I roll my eyes when 20 years enlisted people act like its some fucking accomplishment having a government paycheck…
Fore and middle fingers,both hands, left pinky for shift and right thumb up my ass, I mean right thumb for space bar. It’s a bar … IN SPACE!
SPACE. BAR!
When I’m on the PC I use 8 fingers, when I’m on my phone it’s all right thumb.
I am equi-thumbnal on the bberry
Both hands ,three finger guy here,. I do use a lot of thumb.
GROUNDING much?? Not that it matters…
Seriously. That wasn’t even close to the line of scrimmage.
Not even sure out of pocket, but yeah he was a good 6 yards short of LOS
At least I can be happy knowing that even if I’d started Wentz, I’d have still lost by 10ish instead of 20ish.
Stop throwing it to Gronk, goddammit. Throw to everybody else but him.
/realizes he’s already lost so it’s no point to get mad
//gets mad anyway
Yikes thats close.
NAWT FAYUH!!! Ow-ah touched down GAWT delayed 2 enti-ah plays!!
Godammit! You know what I just got in the mail? A sales pitch for my own cremation!
THIS IS THE SECOND ONE!
Thats fucking morbid
who benefits from you death the most? watch your back
personally, I think we should go back to just leaving bodies in the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
Beat me to it.
it did come to mind as I were typing
Ouija Boars real or you’re staved for attention?
“we always hated it when guys finished early” – LOLWitten
-Kordell Stewart ( the other homo QB)
yeah, Tebow wasn’t much of a QB, but he still counts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY
Has there been a ruling on putting NSFW images in a spoiler box because …
https://imgur.com/RxLDQ9A
I think we need Internet Dad to rule on this one.
Yeah, I was wondering if he already had.
Also, BOOBIES!
That’s just inviting a “Huge Labia Contest.”
I can get between that … behind that.
That’s a good point. I’l bring it up behind the scenes.
Bigfoot real or Bears being funny?
this is enjoyable
Gracious goodness.
Aliens visit Earth or you’re a Trump voter?
Aliens visiting Earth at this moment in time would result in the TV movie Without Warning. Hey, it’s two days before Halloween, too!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Without_Warning_(1994_film)
When you have to work through lunch.
h
ttp://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2016y/07/16/23/1/small_9074-funny-freaks.gif
Ghosts real or you’re a Trump voter?
Still one of my favourite gifs in EVAR!!!!!!
It’s the Zapruder film of watermelons.
Grumblelord is REALLY committed to being cute tonight, huh?
I mean, it’s a preseason game, so you might as well.
explains all the wildcat, too
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234133/reidnoms.gif
How is that hit by Julian Edelman not ejection worthy?
He literally just slammed his helmet directly into another player for literally no reason.
The NFL is brutal enough without these stupid ass plays like this. Its micro-concussions that cause the CTE as much as getting completely knocked the fuck out.
1) white
2) P*ts
There are things the NFL could do to stop this shit and actually protect players. I love how they act like the players union has all this power so any changes to protect players…well the union is just going to stop it.
A play like this…this is the kind of shit that should be reviewed by the league for further punishment after the game.
if only it wasn’t such a sadly weak union
Eww, I can’t believe she poured some of that into her mouth!
Not so much ‘overalls’ as it is ‘overjustenoughforpg”
Just one sneeze from glory.