Your “Keep On Truckin'” Friday Evening Open Thread

I have no idea what to talk about, so I’m just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I’ve been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything.  Sooooooooo….

First and foremost….

DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!

He was kidnapped by Michael Jordan for about a week (yes, some of you will get that joke, some of you will not).

But MJ managed to not pawn him to pay gambling debts.

tWBS (upon picking Dave up from MJ):

But Dave is back home now.  And with a bright shiny new ass which is once again dent-free (unlike his owner’s).

Now, if I can manage to stay out of the RDU Airport parking lots, all should be fiiiinnnnne….

My Cat Didn’t Die Yet

I honestly don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.  But for now, she’s just really tired.  But she’s not in pain.  So that’s a good thing.

I don’t think she’ll make it through the weekend.  But then again, I didn’t think she’d make it through overnight last night.  She’s a tough little shit.  This is her in happier times…..

– Go Away Human –

That’s from Christmas, three years ago, after she’d more or less taken over the Christmas tree.  Which she does every year, anyway.

This Week in DFO

Everyone did some really great stuff this week, just like every week.  And honestly, I can’t pick a favourite this week.  Because all of you worked your asses off the whole week.  But for me, the thing I enjoyed the most was the annual Hallowe’en stories.

But no lie, you guys killed it this year, no shit.  So while there is no particular individual who gets Employee of the Week this week, I want to say how much I appreciate the….

And while it might sound like I’m being flippant here, I am not.  I assure you.

The only way this website, this community (this family really because that’s really what we are) continues to flourish is with everyone’s help.  Everyone’s input.  Everyone’s voice.  All of you are appreciated for the time and effort you put in to keep this place running.

Because, simply stated, without all of you it just wouldn’t be the same place.  It wouldn’t be the place I’ve come to love.

Thank you all, for all you do.

Team Sports 2Nite

First, congrats to the Boston Red Sox, your 2018 World Series Champions.

Yes, I do feel a little dirty for having just said that.  But as much as I hate those assholes, they did kick some serious ass.  I can admit it…

Doesn’t mean I LIKE it.  I hate those assholes (have I mentioned that already?).

But I do have to give them credit.  Even if it did hurt a little bit to do so.

Now on to the rest….

NHL

  • Colorado @ Vancouver – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • OKC @ Washington – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Minnesota @ Golden State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • Pitt @ (25)UVa – 7:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • W. Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State- 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Colorado @ Arizona – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1

The University of Maryland Is A Shithole

I’ve been trying to tell people this for years.  If you haven’t seen it, go search it.

Right damned now.

Don’t get me wrong.  I grew up in Maryland.  And thus I have friends who went there.  Decent people.  But as an institution, both academically and athletically, that place is a shithole and should be razed from the planet.  I mean even if only for this kinda shit….

I hope they get everything that’s coming to them, buncha nasty sumbitches.

And you shut up Boomer Esiason.  It’s not like it’s my fault you went there to play for that shithole.

You can suck it too, Neil O’Donnell, you damned shitmonkey.

In Dave’s Honour

I know a lot of you think I’m insane and that I really believe my truck is “alive”, due to some of the fiction I’ve written on DFO.  Well, tough shit.

HE IS ALIVE DAMMIT!!!!!

In all seriousness, however, alive or not (he is) I do love my truck.  For the week he was gone, it really was like a little piece of me was missing.  So in honour of his homecoming, this week we’re doing Sexy Girls and Cars!!!!!!

Enjoy…..

DAMMIT I JUST WAXED THAT!!!!

And so much for the “New Car Smell” I guess.  smgdh.

OK, that’s all I got this week.

Everybody stay safe and have a good weekend.  And don’t forget to turn your clocks back before you go to bed tomorrow.

You wouldn’t want to miss the first quarter and a half of shitty football on Sunday.

Love ya’s.

 

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Speaking of hot messes
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I ain’t care; comedy/ MILF boners happen.

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30 Rock was too good for us.

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Wakezilla

I fixed it

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At this time in our history, we must use the edit button wisely.

Wakezilla

It was edited. Is it not showing up as edited? It’s the same gif, just not one that isn’t encrypted.

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Everything’s fixed but the “?itemid=5691191”

Brick Meathook

Yeah, that’s the part that kinda bothered me too.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with “?itemid=5691191” practitioners.

Brick Meathook

No, back when I had to read that entire gif I was really excited for the ending, and then that showed up. It really ruined it for me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You might be a bigot; no way to tell though.

Brick Meathook

I READ IT ALL AND I LIKED IT

Spur

Thomas Jefferson Approves

Wakezilla

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Back to the future.

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ARod has moved on to modeling well. Good for him

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Jesus Fucking Christ, it must be tiny.

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You confirmed it.

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Evening. Lady BFC’s familia is in town. I’m tapping into the Kilchoman.

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“Joey, do you like movies about . . . gladiators?”

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“You ever been on a trireme, Joey?”

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*not a trireme, but the joke sounded better.

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“I think the table is already set.”

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“Headache’s gone. Thank you.”

Wakezilla

All those years playing Street Fighter has trained me to love strong thighs on a woman.

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Spur

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It’s all fun and games until the director calls for the guy in the monster costume.

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He’s HUGE.

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You see the tiny bottle…….. never mind.

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Brick Meathook

How do you know if you’re good at that?

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If you’re good, you don’t die.

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That’s a nice……. cat.

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Siamese are mean, though.

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Depends on the owner.

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Spur

Coke must have been awesome in the 70″s.

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Fucking really?

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Qualuuds, dude. I’d kill to try some ’70s-era ludes.

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Spur

I volunteer for tribute…to the blonde in pig tails.

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I think she’s in a band or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlznpxNGFGQ

Spur

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Wait. Something’s not right here.

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Things happen when you go on your kid’s slide.

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I don’t think so, but whatever.

Spur

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Classic woman IMO.

Spur

it’s those big eyes.

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She had everything in place and knew how to use it.

Senor Weaselo

Ride of the Valkyries? Last movement of Dvorak 9? Other?

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Well, that’s a relief.

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herodotus450

Lindsey Lohan looking… ok?

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Did you drink a lot on your way back?

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Not my fault you don’t get it……. in several meanings.

Brick Meathook

AY CARAMBA

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Bad surgery and addiction are not a good mix apparently, who knew?

Unsurprised

Mickey Rourke. Kinda. Sorta. After the fact.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, I see the resemblance now that you bring it up.

Unsurprised

His hair is nicer.

Spur

Cousin flew one over Iraq in 2003. He called it a flying tank with cheat codes.

Spur

I miss Hue. I guess we just have Garrett and Lewis to kick around. the rumor is Garrett was told to win against the Tits or he’s done. Go Mariota!

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Brick Meathook

MOMMY

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— Oedipus

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Wonder if those were hard to get off.

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Shitty resolution.

Spur

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I thought it was interesting that they made them cut part of it in the UK, but totally banned it here.

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Brick Meathook

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Chuck shoots up another baking soda factory and the fish they were going to grill for lunch.

Spur

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herodotus450

Saudi Arabai apparently just got the first season of Breaking Bad over there.

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Oops. Missed the httpS
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dirty, dirty girl

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A nipple challenger appearscomment image?crop=1.00xw:1.00xh;0,0&resize=480:*

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Like the Challenger, this is going to end is a tremendous explosion.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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We always should have angry and defiant nipples on regular TV.

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We should be able to put an eye out.

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herodotus450

Even when playing a 13 year old boy Rachel Dratch still looks like a middle age lesbian.

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I don’t think she’s acting checkin’ dem tits.

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Wakezilla

Oh Lyndsey Lohan, what could have been

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I blame Tina Fey

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Wakezilla

Oh, she’s a good one

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The Kiebler Elf delivers.

Wakezilla

Anyone up for booking a flight on Vietjet?

Bikini airline’ places $6.5 billion order for 50 additional jets

“It was fined in 2012 for “hosting a mid-flight dance by bikini-clad beauty pageant contestants without first gaining permission.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/11/02/bikini-airline-places-6.html/amp

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Fuck yeah!

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Odd. She doesn’t look like a communist.

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(It’s because if you google just her name, the results are all for the real Elizabeth Bentley, who was a full-blown commie stooge)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Farrah had the angriest nipples on TV IMO.

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Quite

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Brick Meathook

FUN APOLLO LAUNCH ESCAPE TOWER FACT #1: The Apollo Launch Escape Tower generated 147,000 lbs. of thrust. The main engine of the Redstone rocket that launched Alan Shepard as the first Mercury astronaut into space generated only 78,000 lbs of thrust. The main engine.

FUN APOLLO LAUNCH ESCAPE TOWER FACT #2: The test footage below shows an unmanned “boilerplate” command/service module on a “Little Joe” booster. The Launch Escape Tower was to be triggered by radio from the ground to test it. However, the Little Joe began to spin and disintegrated unexpectedly. The Launch Escape Tower sensed this and activated itself, performing exactly as designed. Test = Successful

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Some jobs are more difficult than others.

herodotus450

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Wakezilla

“The Apollo Launch Escape Tower generated 147,000 lbs. of thrust.”

/Would generate more pounds of thrust if I ever got a chance with Emily Ratajkowski.

//Would be premature and would never get to thurst