Your “Keep On Truckin'” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

I have no idea what to talk about, so I’m just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I’ve been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything.  Sooooooooo….

First and foremost….

DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!

He was kidnapped by Michael Jordan for about a week (yes, some of you will get that joke, some of you will not).

But MJ managed to not pawn him to pay gambling debts.

tWBS (upon picking Dave up from MJ):

But Dave is back home now.  And with a bright shiny new ass which is once again dent-free (unlike his owner’s).

Now, if I can manage to stay out of the RDU Airport parking lots, all should be fiiiinnnnne….

My Cat Didn’t Die Yet

I honestly don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.  But for now, she’s just really tired.  But she’s not in pain.  So that’s a good thing.

I don’t think she’ll make it through the weekend.  But then again, I didn’t think she’d make it through overnight last night.  She’s a tough little shit.  This is her in happier times…..

– Go Away Human –

That’s from Christmas, three years ago, after she’d more or less taken over the Christmas tree.  Which she does every year, anyway.

This Week in DFO

Everyone did some really great stuff this week, just like every week.  And honestly, I can’t pick a favourite this week.  Because all of you worked your asses off the whole week.  But for me, the thing I enjoyed the most was the annual Hallowe’en stories.

But no lie, you guys killed it this year, no shit.  So while there is no particular individual who gets Employee of the Week this week, I want to say how much I appreciate the….

And while it might sound like I’m being flippant here, I am not.  I assure you.

The only way this website, this community (this family really because that’s really what we are) continues to flourish is with everyone’s help.  Everyone’s input.  Everyone’s voice.  All of you are appreciated for the time and effort you put in to keep this place running.

Because, simply stated, without all of you it just wouldn’t be the same place.  It wouldn’t be the place I’ve come to love.

Thank you all, for all you do.

Team Sports 2Nite

First, congrats to the Boston Red Sox, your 2018 World Series Champions.

Yes, I do feel a little dirty for having just said that.  But as much as I hate those assholes, they did kick some serious ass.  I can admit it…

Doesn’t mean I LIKE it.  I hate those assholes (have I mentioned that already?).

But I do have to give them credit.  Even if it did hurt a little bit to do so.

Now on to the rest….

NHL

  • Colorado @ Vancouver – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • OKC @ Washington – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Minnesota @ Golden State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • Pitt @ (25)UVa – 7:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • W. Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State- 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Colorado @ Arizona – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1

The University of Maryland Is A Shithole

I’ve been trying to tell people this for years.  If you haven’t seen it, go search it.

Right damned now.

Don’t get me wrong.  I grew up in Maryland.  And thus I have friends who went there.  Decent people.  But as an institution, both academically and athletically, that place is a shithole and should be razed from the planet.  I mean even if only for this kinda shit….

I hope they get everything that’s coming to them, buncha nasty sumbitches.

And you shut up Boomer Esiason.  It’s not like it’s my fault you went there to play for that shithole.

You can suck it too, Neil O’Donnell, you damned shitmonkey.

In Dave’s Honour

I know a lot of you think I’m insane and that I really believe my truck is “alive”, due to some of the fiction I’ve written on DFO.  Well, tough shit.

HE IS ALIVE DAMMIT!!!!!

In all seriousness, however, alive or not (he is) I do love my truck.  For the week he was gone, it really was like a little piece of me was missing.  So in honour of his homecoming, this week we’re doing Sexy Girls and Cars!!!!!!

Enjoy…..

DAMMIT I JUST WAXED THAT!!!!

And so much for the “New Car Smell” I guess.  smgdh.

OK, that’s all I got this week.

Everybody stay safe and have a good weekend.  And don’t forget to turn your clocks back before you go to bed tomorrow.

You wouldn’t want to miss the first quarter and a half of shitty football on Sunday.

Love ya’s.

 

 

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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[reads post title]

“Oh, you know I will. But what the hell is ‘Triday’?”

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yeah right

I am higher than Wilma Flintstone.

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May your cat have good cat dreams.

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I have been attempting to make black garlic (NAWT RAYCESS) for two days now. Judging from the smells coming out of the pressure cooker (Set on the ‘keep warm’ function for MANY hours) I think I’m getting close.

yeah right

I hope you’re documenting cuz that sounds amazing.

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If ‘documenting’ means drinking Bourbon then yes, yes I am.

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Senor Weaselo

I swear Padre Weaselo’s going to drive us all deaf with House of Cards. How’s things, lizard people?

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Senor Weaselo

I prefer this one.

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Well you go right ahead then, though this may work better with your family.

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Salma Hayek just showed up in From Dusk Til Dawn. Goodnight.
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Did you bring enough tea for everyone?

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Connie?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Nah. I’m not even sure.

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Brick Meathook

Connie:
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Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

The CV-240 she’s not as sexy as the Connie. Steam punk girl can get it though.
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Google says “Cary Grant’s Convair 240 with Chelsea Dawson”

Brick Meathook
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The Convair 240: The plane that killed Lynyrd Skynyrd

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I knew that sounded familiar, I watched the Skynyrd doc on Amazon last month.

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That’s good sales.

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Wakezilla

She’s going to catch bronchitis in that weather

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Underrated series.

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@Seamus

The fit muscled-back model is Stephanie Buckland.

https://piknu.com/u/stephaniefitmarie (Instagram without the bullshit)

https://instagram.com/stephaniefitmarie

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Wakezilla

Lawdy

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OOPS, flippers.

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She’s awesome.

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Expected a U-turn at the last intersection.

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Holy shit. I have way too much time on my hands to have made 558 gfycat videos.

Anyway, Caroline Vreeland is an English singer and model. I forgot what her mother Diana does, but she is also famous for something in fashion I think. Caroline also has 42E breasts.
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I prefer her in these
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Well you go off to your room with those then.

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“That’s not my foot.”

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“I know I said you should watch football without pants, but you are fine that way.”

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The pervert brain trust sadly insists she was wearing underwear.
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I see London
I see France

Yep, they are there, damn it.

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Wakezilla

I don’t know what she does, but Sophie Mudd needs to be moar famous

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She’s a bikini model. And I agree.
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The video these were made from was enormous. Like it was ripped from a 65″ 4K TV

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Reply from a different angle.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Cheer up Angle; you aren’t alt right.

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Don’t forget to lube your wheels.

Wakezilla

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La Reina

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I saw this exact same plane looking exactly like this one day in February 1996 at Edwards Air Force Base. It took off, went away for 90 minutes (it flew 2300 miles in that time) and then before landing they did three separate fly-bys and then came in and landed. And I don’t have a single photo of it. I do have a pin that the pilot carried in the thigh pocket of his spacesuit (oh, I also saw them suit-up in the main NASA building). After they landed he just passed them out to all the camera crew. He wrote on the price tag that they flew Mach 3.21 speed at an altitude of 80150 feet on 2/1/96.
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Plus the SR-71 had great tits.

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Turkey’s done.

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Turkey’s juicy and flavorful, apparently.

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In honor of Raquel Welch below
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Wakezilla

She aged well, too.

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Not Raquel, but tribute is well placed.

Different leather bikini movie; The People That Time Forgot (1977), Dana Gillespie.

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It’s a loose tribute

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Close enough.

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yeah right

If that didn’t post correctly, here’s the song.

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yeah right

Howdy folks!

I know that this may come as a shock to most of you…

yeah.

But I’m a massive fucking headbanger and this shit showed up on Halloween this year. First new tune in over 4 years.

Proud to report that this shit is outstreaming Imagine fucking dragons by a damn site.

This is fucking incredible.

Turn up the volume.

Wakezilla

From Romania’s got Talent: Good, wholesome family fun.

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Wakezilla

Stupid link!

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The twelve year old boys are learning A LOT from this show.

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