This time, I’ll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write this post had an unexpected guest and couldn’t do the post.
I’m thinking it was a sexy guest.
Now, it seems more like Spring Break than the first week in November around the DFO clubhouse as another valued member of the Commentist Party recently revealed the welcome appearance of Cupid and his arrows and the consummation of the pairing that resulted from his work.
Add that up and that’s just a great way to begin November!
Before I get too carried away, however, I want to ask, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID SHIT?
Is this “No fap November” nonsense really a thing?
Who is the fucking snowflake moron that came up with this lame idea?!?
A friend brought this to my attention today and he said he was doing it and I told him that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and I asked him if he had shit for brains.
I pledge to you, dear readers, that I will masturbate EVERY DAY this November in order to right the wrong of my dumb friend and to bring balance back to the universe.
You can thank me later.
TO THE GAMES!
Here is today’s schedule:
And now, instead of giving you the omakase menu in writing, I’m going to present it visually:
There is no Multi this week as I don’t see anything on the betting site that I like.
Scratch that, there are no bets I like.
No wonder Hippo is hooked…
Enjoy the games, everyone!
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