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- Your “This Is No Way To Start The Week” Monday Night Football Open Thread – November 12, 2018
- Your “I’m So Eveready For This Game!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread – November 11, 2018
- Your “Slouching is a *kind* of Posture!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread – November 11, 2018
First thing first. If I may borrow from a Paul F. Tompkins bit-these folks that are flummoxed by a time change that occurred while they were sleeping? I don’t get it. “Oh, I was late for work because of the hour difference in time that took place a day before. Is the milk still good? Do I have a great, bushy beard? Who is the president?” And so on.
Next: This post is up this early because there are some footy appetizers before the NFL main course.
I’m still getting my feet wet on this thing and the only reason I follow this Man is because of that man-Kevin The Broom. And yeah, he’s out again for 5-6 weeks. It’s becoming a lot like tracking the career of Greg Oden. What do I know about their opponent? Most of the players live south of Hampton.
I know Zaha and Eden Hazard. There.
TO THE GAMES!
Poor Nathan Peterman. He never had a chance. I’m guessing the Bears get a big old win due to many sacks and more than a few intercepts and fumbles. De Mack out-scores the Bills.
Clemson threw 77 spaghettis against the wall yesterday and Mahomes may be considering that a personal challenge. The problem here is that Gregg Williams is the neanderthal that descended from the Buddy Ryan coaching tree and I wouldn’t put it past him to throw a bounty on the Wunderkid’s head.
The Game That Nobody Watched. Moving on…
If you’ve got wr Golloday you should play him. The gap between cb1 and whoever is the cb2 on Minny is abyss-like. Marvin Jones 3 should get all the negative attention from the duct tape that is Xavier Rhodes and Golloday should thrive.
Crowder and Thompson are out vs. Atlanta but act on that itchy feeling you have about their replacements. The Atlanta D scored a whopping 4 fantasy points against the Giants. The Giants!
Harvard is back in the house! Hide your best Chardonnays and easily-impressed co-eds.
Ben no like bad city that start with B. He 3-7 and throw more to other bastardmans than teammans when he visit. Head hurt already.
Give yourself a hug but keep your hands above the waist, perv.