Your “This Is No Way To Start The Week” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Week 10 Fallout:

-Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill the void.

-The Saints kicked the tires on Brandon Marshall and figured that he’s a fine-looking rental.

-You don’t have Bengals DC Teryl Austin to kick around anymore. Who? Anyhoo, he’s done and gone.

-A 7 year-old wrote a letter to Jerrah that left scorch marks. The kid is now head of scouting for the Cowboys.

-Mark Davis said that he was completely responsible for the Raiders record. The jury is still out on who to blame for his haircut. All the votes have yet to be counted but “Bowl” is leading.

TO THE GAME!

Jizziants/Nerders:

I threw a certain Nick Mullens (all of them!) under the bus last week before his debut. Much like a number of folks on this very site, “I WAS JUST PLAYING THE ODDS!” and betting that a fella not long off the practice squad would struggle in his first start. Mullens replied with, “Wrongo, assholio!” and tossed the ball at a 72% completion rate for two scores and had not a single turnover. Now that wr Pierre Garcon has been ruled out the coaching staff has detected some sort of pattern and has activated another guy off the practice squad. This is wr Kendrick Bourne’s first ever NFL game. Asked for comment, Niners owner Jed York said, “I just hope that Kendrick Lamar’s second cousin can contribute tonight.”

Say what you will.