Week 10 Fallout:
-Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill the void.
-The Saints kicked the tires on Brandon Marshall and figured that he’s a fine-looking rental.
-You don’t have Bengals DC Teryl Austin to kick around anymore. Who? Anyhoo, he’s done and gone.
-A 7 year-old wrote a letter to Jerrah that left scorch marks. The kid is now head of scouting for the Cowboys.
-Mark Davis said that he was completely responsible for the Raiders record. The jury is still out on who to blame for his haircut. All the votes have yet to be counted but “Bowl” is leading.
TO THE GAME!
Jizziants/Nerders:
I threw a certain Nick Mullens (all of them!) under the bus last week before his debut. Much like a number of folks on this very site, “I WAS JUST PLAYING THE ODDS!” and betting that a fella not long off the practice squad would struggle in his first start. Mullens replied with, “Wrongo, assholio!” and tossed the ball at a 72% completion rate for two scores and had not a single turnover. Now that wr Pierre Garcon has been ruled out the coaching staff has detected some sort of pattern and has activated another guy off the practice squad. This is wr Kendrick Bourne’s first ever NFL game. Asked for comment, Niners owner Jed York said, “I just hope that Kendrick Lamar’s second cousin can contribute tonight.”
Say what you will.
Holy shit. That was the opening drive of the half
https://bangkokjack.com/2018/11/02/australian-eyesight-thailand-stripper/?fbclid=IwAR3k9HsHdWy_ddoJTrlSutE6-pYpmcI0udH5xC-0a3AjMMkaMFS6MlzaefM
That’s pretty fucked up right there.
Gonna be tight now, hopefully they are conservative with they lead
Hiya folks. 30 second movie review!
Overlord was fucking badass.
WWII, Nazi zombies, long sustained action set pieces, the opener and closer are insane.
Good strong bloody action violence for your hard earned entertainment dollar.
8/10 buckets of blood!
Awesome! The commercials showed real promise.
It was really fucking fun.
FACK!!!
god FUCKING DAMMIT is Microsoft ever utter shit. My god. I haven’t spent much time at all on Windows since I left my tech job and I’m remembering why every goddamn second of this fucking install.
I already won yesterday but screw it. MOAR KITTLE
Jack Rabbit Jenkins!
Jackrabbit Jenkins? Jack “Rabbit” Jenkins?
MOAR BREIDA
this works for me, as long as handoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep65rr-9qjQ
Cooper Kupp? I’ll take coop. The egg revenue alone will pay for itself in no time.
NFC teams colors, by and large, are drab and ugly.
agreed, but these two are exceptions (to me) – I actually like them
Sommmeone reallly screwwwed uppp
http://i65.tinypic.com/14w3j11.jpg
It appears I’ve forgotten how to embed images.
I tried to fix it. You’ve got to add the s to http, but that’s apparently not working.
Darn. Ahh well
Jebus, tinypic sucks almost a bad as imgur … almost.
https://247sports.com/nfl/cincinnati-bengals/Article/Hue-Jackson-Bengals-coach–124653952/
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A coaching juggernaut! The striped pylons will never lose again!
Made by Gwenyth Paltro?
My waaat?
So this is Mike Brown’s succession plan!
/Redshirt starts mixing bleach and ammonia in the bathtub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06DnDDVpZM
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/teens-in-indonesia-boil-sanitary-pads-to-get-high
But does it come in pill form?
– K.H., North Carolina
I’m pretty sure the high school talent show band that I was in that covered “Eye of the Tiger” with a bassist that had never played bass before because his girlfriend roped him into the band had more charisma than that group.
From this weekend:
Did they set the field on fire?
Many ACLs will be set on fire next week.
There’s no way that’s damage from a game. That’s the foundation and drainage are fucked. Plus a moto-cross race was held there.
Yes, that’s exactly it. Whoever installed that field royally fucked it up.
I know we pay the Air Force to drop bombs but yikes.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TERRIBLE
Fucking chair force. So much time off they can form fucking bands….
This is causing me PTSD.
Good use of taxpayer money and military resources here.
it would be awesome if the USAF band led with Fuck The Police
I don’t care what YouTube and my own eyes and ears tell me, this doesn’t exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1roy4o4tqQM
What an absolute monstrosity.
This is a good picture:
This is more like it:
looks fine to me
Ice Giants win.
catch the ball, fucker!
JV Cincy v. Hitler Mice is the prime-time feature??
What’s gotten into Booger? He’s been excellent tonight. Even backed Le’Veon’s play.
Next MNF should be interesting if they don’t fix the turf. Its about a 100x worse than that 2007 MNF game in Pittsburgh that was all mud.
es Sabado Gigante ay yi yi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEsCvmsdlQ
If I remember correctly, there were four high school championship games on Friday, and then a Pitt game Saturday before this disasterpiece.
Andy Reid is really going deep into his playbook
“Breaking Down Eli’s First Half”
Or:
“Breaking Down: Eli’s First Half”
As everyone with IBS knows, colons are impotant.
Next week’s MNF: Don’t drink the water.
This week’s MNF: Don’t breathe the air.
That will be fantasy living dangerously, as many of us will be starting several players who could succumb to late scratch for the trots
I liked the play call, but only if going for it on 4th. I mean, even if you fail, you’ll likely get it back after 3 runs instead of having to defend the 2-minute drill
Da fuq was that? Odell wasn’t even covered.
GO FOR IT, ye dicks
https://www.wmar2news.com/news/crime-checker/anne-arundel-crime/video-teen-intentionally-runs-over-classmate-sentenced-to-25-years-in-prison
Holy shit. Some shithead kid runs over another kid and has a friend recording on it with a cellphone.
this surprises me exactly ZERO
Saquon is a beast
last funny:
[inventing archery] I’d stab that guy if he wasn’t so far away
Damn. Richard Sherman with a nice one-on-one tackle there on Barkley.
Of note, Gaynor is a globalist…err…Jewish.
Not that anyone would know; the GOP painstakingly did everything they could to hide any information about Gaynor — other than an (R) was after his name — during the campaign. But now that he’s going to lose, I’m sure he’ll make for a fine piece of kindling in the first Border Concentration Camp.
Gaynor did NOT survive?
Suggested GOP bumper sticker: Vote FOAR teh Globalist Cuck…it’s important (smh)
Yes, this is happening right between our eyes, Whitten.
Truly amazing that English is for reals his first language.
/and that’s coming from a fucking Southerner
He’s got a mild case of Emmitt Smith-itis.
never good to be less articulate than a guy named BOOGER
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“GO BALL! GO BALL!”
Riley Dixon never punted like that for Donks WOO!! And he had ALTITUDE help.
Riley Dixon? Didn’t I see him in “Hot Wet Miami Heat 5”?
Isn’t that the one with the Ricardo Tubbs and Sonny Crockett lookalikes?
Dunno why the Tomsulas cheerleaders ain’t featured MOAR, they’s some superb sideline talent
The broadcasting team likes to pretend that because it’s a three point game the viewers are actually interested in the on-field product.
They’re all worked up from the lack of available straight men.
All’s they need is some cat ears and that cements DC’s status over Marvel as the best comics universe brought to life.
see, that’s just ART
What they’re not saying, is that contraption on Andy Reid’s side just makes BBQ sauce.
Oh man, my fantasy team took a beating this week! I really need to stop using a whip in virtual reality BDSM!
I’m going to see this team in six days? I might die from alcohol poisoning in the parking lot
BotG!!
#PrayForSharkbait