Your “This Is No Way To Start The Week” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Week 10 Fallout:

-Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill the void.

-The Saints kicked the tires on Brandon Marshall and figured that he’s a fine-looking rental.

-You don’t have Bengals DC Teryl Austin to kick around anymore. Who? Anyhoo, he’s done and gone.

-A 7 year-old wrote a letter to Jerrah that left scorch marks. The kid is now head of scouting for the Cowboys.

-Mark Davis said that he was completely responsible for the Raiders record. The jury is still out on who to blame for his haircut. All the votes have yet to be counted but “Bowl” is leading.

TO THE GAME!

Jizziants/Nerders:

I threw a certain Nick Mullens (all of them!) under the bus last week before his debut. Much like a number of folks on this very site, “I WAS JUST PLAYING THE ODDS!” and betting that a fella not long off the practice squad would struggle in his first start. Mullens replied with, “Wrongo, assholio!” and tossed the ball at a 72% completion rate for two scores and had not a single turnover. Now that wr Pierre Garcon has been ruled out the coaching staff has detected some sort of pattern and has activated another guy off the practice squad. This is wr Kendrick Bourne’s first ever NFL game. Asked for comment, Niners owner Jed York said, “I just hope that Kendrick Lamar’s second cousin can contribute tonight.”

Say what you will.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Holy shit. That was the opening drive of the half

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s pretty fucked up right there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Gonna be tight now, hopefully they are conservative with they lead

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Hiya folks. 30 second movie review!

Overlord was fucking badass.

WWII, Nazi zombies, long sustained action set pieces, the opener and closer are insane.
Good strong bloody action violence for your hard earned entertainment dollar.

8/10 buckets of blood!

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Awesome! The commercials showed real promise.

yeah right

It was really fucking fun.

King Hippo

FACK!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Maestro

god FUCKING DAMMIT is Microsoft ever utter shit. My god. I haven’t spent much time at all on Windows since I left my tech job and I’m remembering why every goddamn second of this fucking install.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I already won yesterday but screw it. MOAR KITTLE

Brick Meathook

Jack Rabbit Jenkins!

Brick Meathook

Jackrabbit Jenkins? Jack “Rabbit” Jenkins?

ballsofsteelandfury

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Sharkbait

MOAR BREIDA

King Hippo

this works for me, as long as handoffs

JustStopDude
herodotus450

Cooper Kupp? I’ll take coop. The egg revenue alone will pay for itself in no time.

herodotus450

NFC teams colors, by and large, are drab and ugly.

King Hippo

agreed, but these two are exceptions (to me) – I actually like them

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Sommmeone reallly screwwwed uppp

http://i65.tinypic.com/14w3j11.jpg

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

It appears I’ve forgotten how to embed images.

ballsofsteelandfury

I tried to fix it. You’ve got to add the s to http, but that’s apparently not working.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Darn. Ahh well

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Jebus, tinypic sucks almost a bad as imgur … almost.

Redshirt

https://247sports.com/nfl/cincinnati-bengals/Article/Hue-Jackson-Bengals-coach–124653952/

hjglkjx /zc.,dzmcxzgm,.gkcxk ,xcz gkccxv k,cxk, cvxk, ,cx (me banging my head on the keyboard)

Mr. Ayo

A coaching juggernaut! The striped pylons will never lose again!

JustStopDude

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Sharkbait

Made by Gwenyth Paltro?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My waaat?

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WCS

So this is Mike Brown’s succession plan!

/Redshirt starts mixing bleach and ammonia in the bathtub

Redshirt
ballsofsteelandfury

But does it come in pill form?

– K.H., North Carolina

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I’m pretty sure the high school talent show band that I was in that covered “Eye of the Tiger” with a bassist that had never played bass before because his girlfriend roped him into the band had more charisma than that group.

ballsofsteelandfury

From this weekend:
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Redshirt

Did they set the field on fire?

ballsofsteelandfury

Many ACLs will be set on fire next week.

Brick Meathook

There’s no way that’s damage from a game. That’s the foundation and drainage are fucked. Plus a moto-cross race was held there.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, that’s exactly it. Whoever installed that field royally fucked it up.

Sharkbait

I know we pay the Air Force to drop bombs but yikes.

Brick Meathook

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TERRIBLE

JustStopDude

Fucking chair force. So much time off they can form fucking bands….

Spur

This is causing me PTSD.

WCS

Good use of taxpayer money and military resources here.

King Hippo

it would be awesome if the USAF band led with Fuck The Police

Redshirt

I don’t care what YouTube and my own eyes and ears tell me, this doesn’t exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1roy4o4tqQM

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

What an absolute monstrosity.

ballsofsteelandfury

This is a good picture:
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ballsofsteelandfury

This is more like it:
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Spur

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Sharkbait

Ice Giants win.
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King Hippo

catch the ball, fucker!

King Hippo

JV Cincy v. Hitler Mice is the prime-time feature??

King Hippo

What’s gotten into Booger? He’s been excellent tonight. Even backed Le’Veon’s play.

Redshirt

Next MNF should be interesting if they don’t fix the turf. Its about a 100x worse than that 2007 MNF game in Pittsburgh that was all mud.

King Hippo

es Sabado Gigante ay yi yi!

Redshirt
WCS

If I remember correctly, there were four high school championship games on Friday, and then a Pitt game Saturday before this disasterpiece.

Spur

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Brick Meathook

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Petronel

“Breaking Down Eli’s First Half”

Or:

“Breaking Down: Eli’s First Half”

ArmedandHammered

As everyone with IBS knows, colons are impotant.

Petronel

Next week’s MNF: Don’t drink the water.
This week’s MNF: Don’t breathe the air.

King Hippo

That will be fantasy living dangerously, as many of us will be starting several players who could succumb to late scratch for the trots

King Hippo

I liked the play call, but only if going for it on 4th. I mean, even if you fail, you’ll likely get it back after 3 runs instead of having to defend the 2-minute drill

hippofant

Da fuq was that? Odell wasn’t even covered.

King Hippo

GO FOR IT, ye dicks

JustStopDude

https://www.wmar2news.com/news/crime-checker/anne-arundel-crime/video-teen-intentionally-runs-over-classmate-sentenced-to-25-years-in-prison

Holy shit. Some shithead kid runs over another kid and has a friend recording on it with a cellphone.

King Hippo

this surprises me exactly ZERO

King Hippo

Saquon is a beast

rockingdog

last funny:

[inventing archery] I’d stab that guy if he wasn’t so far away

hippofant

Damn. Richard Sherman with a nice one-on-one tackle there on Barkley.

blaxabbath

Of note, Gaynor is a globalist…err…Jewish.

Not that anyone would know; the GOP painstakingly did everything they could to hide any information about Gaynor — other than an (R) was after his name — during the campaign. But now that he’s going to lose, I’m sure he’ll make for a fine piece of kindling in the first Border Concentration Camp.

herodotus450

Gaynor did NOT survive?

King Hippo

Suggested GOP bumper sticker: Vote FOAR teh Globalist Cuck…it’s important (smh)

Mr. Ayo

Yes, this is happening right between our eyes, Whitten.

King Hippo

Truly amazing that English is for reals his first language.

/and that’s coming from a fucking Southerner

Mr. Ayo

He’s got a mild case of Emmitt Smith-itis.

King Hippo

never good to be less articulate than a guy named BOOGER

JustStopDude

Stan Lee was responsible for so many amazing characters but none more so than Overtly Sexual Emo Peter Parker, widely agreed to be his greatest creation. RIP pic.twitter.com/yIakOBtzQw

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) November 12, 2018

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Petronel

“GO BALL! GO BALL!”

King Hippo

Riley Dixon never punted like that for Donks WOO!! And he had ALTITUDE help.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Riley Dixon? Didn’t I see him in “Hot Wet Miami Heat 5”?

The Maestro

Isn’t that the one with the Ricardo Tubbs and Sonny Crockett lookalikes?

King Hippo

Dunno why the Tomsulas cheerleaders ain’t featured MOAR, they’s some superb sideline talent

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The broadcasting team likes to pretend that because it’s a three point game the viewers are actually interested in the on-field product.

Spur

They’re all worked up from the lack of available straight men.

Petronel

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The Maestro

All’s they need is some cat ears and that cements DC’s status over Marvel as the best comics universe brought to life.

King Hippo

see, that’s just ART

Sharkbait

What they’re not saying, is that contraption on Andy Reid’s side just makes BBQ sauce.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh man, my fantasy team took a beating this week! I really need to stop using a whip in virtual reality BDSM!

Sharkbait

I’m going to see this team in six days? I might die from alcohol poisoning in the parking lot

King Hippo

BotG!!

Senor Weaselo

#PrayForSharkbait