2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We’re all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn’t top anyone’s performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn’t make any comments and can truly have no conflict of interest here, unlike our new Attorney General.

I have to say, it’s not that I’m the least bit surprised, but my god has the Commentist Party been on so much fire this week, you’d think we all lived in Thousand Oaks. This is easily going to be the toughest choice I face over the next ten days, with the easiest being “Do I go back for a 5th helping of mashed potatoes?” There are no winners or losers, except those that made the cut and those that didn’t. I think that means there are also no ties either. Look, I don’t know how this works, except that you’re probably already on to THE RESULTS:

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“I haven’t seen a ham go down that hard since last Easter.” – theeWeeBabySeamus

“I haven’t seen a charger get hurled to the ground with such fury since the last time one of BFC’s flights got delayed.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“This hit was so brutal, Ryan Shazier felt it in his toes.” – LemonJello

“THIS PLAY HERE I CALL IT THE TUNA NET BECAUSE IT WRECKS DOLPHINS AND WE ALL HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“My husband can not [expletive] catch the ball and run with the ball at the same time!” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Well, you know, Dan, every player out here was a Communications major in college so he knows what he’s doing there.” – blaxabbath

“See why I only want to pay them 3/5 their salary!?” “We both know that’s not why, Mr. Richardson.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Hey look – a tiger enthusiastically going face first on the turf.” – Unsatisfied Lindsey Vonn – SonOfSpam
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Btw, I’m glad LCSS picked two of my submissions. I was worried that my humor only appealed to Blax.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Freak on a Leash Redux?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think you skipped Downfield Matriculator’s Philly contribution.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Banner images don’t typically get a placement from my recollection, but it’s worth posting here, because it was fucking fantastic:

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“These Eagles, I call them George W. Bush, because they make a flashy show of support for the troops while failing to achieve the primary objective

/mission accomplished”

–Downfield Matriculator

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think we should test LemonJello for PED’s.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DEFINITELY om ‘roids.

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blaxabbath

Congrats on your Week 11 sweep, LCSS.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I know where my bread is buttered… Right over there! [Points at dining table]

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blaxabbath

tres 3-South

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ballsofsteelandfury

Lemonjello’s was just incredible. That might have gotten the most likes out of any comment on this site ever.

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