ESPN has been shoving this game down our throats and I don’t blame them one bit. Back in my bartending days, the Monday Nighter was must-see football. I had the dining room shift at the time and myself and the wait staff would shoo prospective diners up to the second floor area and towards the appetizer menu. We’d close up shop and rendezvous at a bar by the name of “TRAMPS”. The joke that I told to my girlfriend at the time (now wife) was that the place was owned by all my ex-girlfriends. That went over well, btw.
The greatest tilt I’ve ever witnessed on the first day of the work week was a 7-3 Niners win over the Giants way back in ’90. You (and makers of listicles) can have your “Jets Miracle Comeback” or your “Montana Squeaks by the Broncos” or your “Rook RB Earl Campbell Runs Wild” or your “Marino Gives The ’85 Bears Their Only Loss”. (that one is a very close second) The intensity of play between San Fran and NY was only matched by the NFC Championship game later on that year. I’ve never seen anything like it since. TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Rams:
What can I say? KC’s only loss is to the Pats. The Rams sole L was to the Saints. No one has found a way to stop Mahomes to this point and Goff’s at-home QBR rating is a bananacakes-sponsored 126.5. This isn’t a chess game. This is speed-checkers.
King Me!
*revered *expert *lurker *hosebag *gearbox *kumquat lover *boob squeezer
Wow.
That’s game.
TWO defensing touched downs?
PEAK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Quit with this “fires” bullshit narrative. Most of the fires happened in Northern California, which might as well be Oregon. There were fires in Malibu and the western end of the San Fernando Valley, and people suffered, and I’m sensitive to that, but I live in Los Angeles and if I hadn’t seen it on TV I never would have known there was a fire.
A few people have suggested that if these fires were on the East Coast, it would be a main story 24/7. Not sure I believe that.
Kinda like PAC 12 football games.
…What the shit?
Real life fun fact! Me and youngest right actually ran through the same tunnel that the Rams and Trojans do right under the “Fight on” sign, directly onto the grass of the Coliseum and ran to the 50 yard line while we were being shown on the Jumbotron!
It was a 5K/10K for breast cancer and incredibly fucking cool.
Ram a Trojan through a tunnel wut?
I thought you were gonna finish with “until the security guards caught us and arrested us for interrupting the game while naked.”
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE FORUM CLUB BECAUSE IT IS HIGH SCORING IN LA AND JASON WITTEN IS BROADCASTING AIDS
ALSO BECAUSE I’M NOT REALLY AT IT, BUT LATER ON I’LL LIE AND SAY THAT I WAS!!!!
THIS GAME, I CALL IT ‘PARADISE’ BECAUSE IT IS ON FI…”
/Goes directly to hell
//does not pass go.
That’s crispy.
“LA Together?” So, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! has solved race relations?
Ain’t really much of an issue out here compared to the rest of the country.
As much as I hate ads, I’ve got to give props to those companies that are pushing the edge. I believe the capital one ad they just aired showed a interracial lesbian couple having dinner and some kind of celebration. I know that USAA has featured biracial couples. This kind of thing gives me at least a flicker of hope for our future. We will outlast and outlive these fucking Neanderthals!
“BUDWEISER: LEZZIES DRINK OUR SHIT TOO!”
DILDO DILDO!!
“WHAZZZZZUP… your twat today, Brianna? Here have a Bud. “
FOX SAYZ BOYCOTT BOUT BETTER MANCOTT IN CASE>
Exec 1: “So you’re saying that they have two incomes?
Exec 2: “Yes. And no kids.”
E1: “So that’s more than twice as much disposable income.”
E2: “Uh, yeah, sure, at least that.”
E1: “So why aren’t we targeting them?”
E2: “Something about Jesus, I think.”
E1: “Jesus? The same guy that threw us out of the temple? Fuck that guy! Get me marketing, stat, and pass that cocaine.”
51-51 at the end of regulation?
Then we maim two senators and all is good.
Deep six the current President Pro Tempore of the Senate while you’re at it.
Last one with the ball wins.
Ass isn’t particularly bony.
Dammit, Yanet!
Pharaoh unable to part the red sea.
Neither was Kathy Griffin’s OB/GYN
That’s a great echo joke.
Tits vs Texans is not a bad game.
If Mariota’s out, it will be.
I think NFL overtime rules are better than college’s. Tie games deserve to happen if the game is bad enough.
Well, this one is certainly terrible.
First possession in OT wins, right?
A live look at Spur after my 4 mile jog
I was kind of expecting a suplex, or a pile driver, or something.
Those guys should be careful, they could get a urinary tract infection.
DFO League Update: Yahoo projects a 3% chance of Hill, Kelce, and Gurley combining for -14.56 or fewer points from here on out.
Just saw a Hooter’s Commercial. I’m shocked those still exist.
Both have closed down in my city.
Still 6 of them in San Antonio metropolitan area.
I mean, one can get botulism-free wings at a regular bar, then go to the burlesque house
We’ve got bush!
The term is “man-grove”
it do get swampy!
BUSTER SPRINT!!!
That looked vaguely football-moveish.
These types of stunts, I just don’t understand. Do they expect something else to happen? Where did they go to school, a Christian Academy?
The continuing legacy of home schooling
I forgot about home schooling, my other guess was that they were graduates of Trump university.
I think the only difference between home schooling and Christian school is that students of the latter are marginally more socialized.
GOP Voters being born
I’m all about A A Ron’s commercial house. (And living somewhere where all those huge glass windows wouldn’t make for a power bill that would bankrupt me)
SUDDEN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
*looks down at own boxer shorts* Not for long, Alison. Not for long.
For a million dollars, I couldn’t have named a single Chainsmokers song.
BLEERGH is re-woke
mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream flavor
Unflavored for me!
Easy Flacco.
REAL FRENCH VANILLA: NO ONE DENIES THIS
Black-hole-intensity chocolate or GTFO
I guess SOMEONE ………………………….. has not had Neapolitan.
Somewhere on each roster is the worst defensive back. Praying not to have to go into the game.
they have an outdoor ice skating rink in LA? Gee, that isn’t a testament to man’s hubris.
I thought that was Phoenix in summertime, though!
Yeah. Pershing Square. You barely have to wade through the homeless to get there too.
You know can’t RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!?
LeBron James, because he plays a fake-ass “sport” and LA is a BABY BUSTER TOWN!
BOX FLAP
BABY, BOX FLAP
BOX FLAP
BABY THAT’S WHERE IT’S AT
Any pro golfer who poses in front of a private jet gets the Payne Stewart Award for cluelessness.
pro golfers are at least 50% of the reason I welcome the coming bloodletting
Really cool that Amazon has next-day guillotine shipping.
No returns once out of the package, though, but I guess that’s the price you pay for the fast service.
I mean, when’s the last time you said FUCK I need a guillotine…but it can wait
plus ICRM may end up their king!
Jeff Bezos is the sort of guy who would sell the guillotine that would decapitate him.
Muni course teaching pros okay?
/checks guidebook FOAR NOW!
Thanks, buddy.
This is very good.
/passes out from lack of oxygen
Chainsmokers are the EDM version Of Nickelback
They did team up for a single with Coldplay to up their street cred.
Does anyone in 2018 care about Tiger vs. Phil?
Sir, I am a middle-aged white man.
/slaps Weaselo with a gauntlet, hard
My dad will watch all of that shit.
My stockbroker cares about this, if I had a stockbroker.
Suzy looking like she had a rough night
Well, I don’t wanna brag…
…but I did subway frottage in Tokyo once.
Why do white female pop singers all sound exactly the same?
Auto Tune.
#chainpolesmokers