ESPN has been shoving this game down our throats and I don’t blame them one bit. Back in my bartending days, the Monday Nighter was must-see football. I had the dining room shift at the time and myself and the wait staff would shoo prospective diners up to the second floor area and towards the appetizer menu. We’d close up shop and rendezvous at a bar by the name of “TRAMPS”. The joke that I told to my girlfriend at the time (now wife) was that the place was owned by all my ex-girlfriends. That went over well, btw.
The greatest tilt I’ve ever witnessed on the first day of the work week was a 7-3 Niners win over the Giants way back in ’90. You (and makers of listicles) can have your “Jets Miracle Comeback” or your “Montana Squeaks by the Broncos” or your “Rook RB Earl Campbell Runs Wild” or your “Marino Gives The ’85 Bears Their Only Loss”. (that one is a very close second) The intensity of play between San Fran and NY was only matched by the NFC Championship game later on that year. I’ve never seen anything like it since. TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Rams:
What can I say? KC’s only loss is to the Pats. The Rams sole L was to the Saints. No one has found a way to stop Mahomes to this point and Goff’s at-home QBR rating is a bananacakes-sponsored 126.5. This isn’t a chess game. This is speed-checkers.
King Me!
*revered *expert *lurker *hosebag *gearbox *kumquat lover *boob squeezer
And it’s the defense that comes with the icer.
Boooooo… no more scoring 🙁
KC STILL with 3 TOs.
That’s a broken finger.
I am starting to think that the defense sliders are set to Rookie
Well this certainly beats the torn-ACL and twisted ankle fest that we would have been treated to had they played this on that minefield in Mexico.
The only left is the return of Y. A. Tittle.
1:49 with all timeouts ? Uh oh
First ever NFL game to have each team score 50 or more points.
Keep it one hunny!
Could very feasibly still be 61-58
63-57? FG at the gun, matching FGs in OT, then a TD.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
TD Rams!
And 1:49 left on the clock, so KC is definitely gonna win this one.
TOO MUCH TIME LEFT!!
100+ WOO!
First MNF game I’ve been able to stay up and watch this year. Very glad it was this one.
OT becomes possible again
Ahahahahahahahaha!
TOO MUCH TIME!
I can’t take this game any longer. It’s driving me crazy I tell ya! I gotta turn it off or I’ll go mad!!! MAD I TELLS YA!!!
Some how Kupp will score before the game is over
defenses have to be worn the fuck out
They don’t seem to have done much this tame should have plenty of energy
Can we just have them play a 5th quarter? This is too good to see it end.
I’m hoping for a 54-54 tie
As it stands at 2 minute warning, seems quite possible. Would accept.
It is not smart at all to keep time on the clock at this point. Burn as much as you can and keep the other team off the field.
That pick to a catch would have perfectly summarized this game.
Hear me out, scoring committee: single points for kickoffs through the uprights.
Hell yes!
The Giants and Redacteds hold the record for most points in an NFL game, 113, (72-41 for the Redacteds), in 1966.
Can we get 2 TDs and a FG in the next 2:47?
Oh hell yes we can!
We’re basically guaranteed scorigami now, so I’m thrilled
Man I thought pats-KC 43-40 was nuts, but this…
THIS IS HOLLYWOOD BABE
NEW PERSONAL BEST! At least for Monday Night.
TOO MUCH TIME LEFT!
Exactly.
That’s a shit call.
So, bear with me, maybe KC should consider running some clock?
You play to win the game, Jason Witten!
A couple hours before the game I caught a glimpse of a Sikh guy in a Gurley jersey and a turban in the stands. I wish they could find and show him again.
Andy Reid, running onto the field for the Punt, Pass and AllYouCanEat contest…
MOAR POINTS
SCOAR MOAR POINTS
How did Andy Reid not panic and call that time out himself?
Andy Reid was the biggest big boy that ever big boy’d.
I had no idea that was really Andy Reid.
This game is blowing my mind on so many levels.
That video never, ever gets old for me.
Baby Huey Reid sighting!
he were born a husky middle-aged man
Wearing his belt under his man breasts.
Wow. Consecutive three-and-outs.
This game needs more scotch.
these offenses are capable of this every week, if only they had opponents who could keep up
Graphics indicate Rams with 1 timeout remaining, KC with 3 remaining. WTF, Andy?
He’s saving his for dessert.
The most Andy Reid thing ever would be to take all three back-to-back-to-back right now.
Motherfucker redux.
I don’t mean to harsh the vibe here, but, I just learned that the girlfriend of a guy I graduated high school with has gone missing while vacationing in Mexico, and while not presumed dead yet, doesn’t look good.
Where in México?
Sorry to hear that.
Saw a blurb on that online. Sucks to hear that’s hitting so close to home
Hoping for the best. Damn.
What everybody else said. Hope she turns up safe and sound.
So, they are now 27 points over the over.
That line seems laughable in retrospect.
Motherfucker.
Banana cakes is not strong enough. We need something stronger to quantify this game
Bananarumcakes?
Banana Rum Ham?
GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
Plantain pastries? Or the old standby:
We’re at unicorns cumming rainbows at this point
Looking at the score I’d say Fuck those defenses are for shit, but then I’d find out that a lot of the scores were due to defense and I’d call myself a dumbfuck for making those kind of assumptions.
You’re not that far off, though. Big plays on defense don’t negate being unable to stop someone.