I’m in America this weekend – Everett Silvertips hockey Saturday night; the flexed earlier Niners-Seahawks Sunday afternoon. I have $200 cash to cover all bars. ENOUGH?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Rangers at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Leafs at Wild – 7:00PM | CBC
- Jets at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
- Golden Knights at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | TSN
- Celtics at T-wolves – 8:00PM | NBATV
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Mountain West Football Championship: Fresno State at Boise State – 7:45PM | ESPN
- ACC Football Championship: Clemson vs. Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
- Big Ten Football Championship: Northwestern vs. Ohio State – 8:00PM | FOX
- Basketball:
- Stetson at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Wake Forest at Richmond – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Cornell at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- Oregon at Houston – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- California at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- UFC:
- Fight Night: Dos Santos vs. Tuivasa: From Adelaide, Australia
- Prefight – 7:00PM | FS1
- Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
- Main card – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
- Fight Night: Dos Santos vs. Tuivasa: From Adelaide, Australia
Big day tomorrow – Everton v Liverpool. GO TOFFEES!
2012: Notre Dame makes the best case for a college football playoff when they go undefeated.
2018: Notre Dame makes the best case for more than 4 teams in the playoffs by going undefeated
2018 Notre Dame makes the best case for television ratings, which = $$$
Also good at covering…….
Up rapes on campus.
LOL
Atlantic City, New Jersey
11/29/18
Fluke Yes!
Yes, Northwestern please make this happen. Buckeye tears are the best.
Can you at least wait until they drip off my cheek this time? It got weird last time.
i promise nothing.
Urban Meyer is ordering that pizza.
Meanwhile in Norway.
I’d melt her cold dark heart.
Oh, dear God, The Buckeyes are in Choke mode. Because I can’t have Nice Things!
And so are the Wildcats. This should be an interesting finish.
I think he was down.
Only someone who is already dead would eat that.
Well, that enhances the experience for some.
Georgia-esque really
Fuck the world.
Oh well …
/Unzips
Theres an aaron Hernandez joke here somewhere and i just cant think of it
Boise’s Bronco mascot? Pretty rapey.
Not another Football Granny Throwing Marathon! Let them earn the tuition.
Oklahoma Drills. Best of 5.
Endorsed!
Fresno’s fat fuck kicker is 2-2 on medium-deep FGs in blizzard conditions. Today’s non-Hurts MVP.
you jinxed him Hippo
wait, I thought Fresno was kicking
In fairness, each placement kicker is a bit husky.
Nah, that’s a different fat fuck for Boise. And think was tipped.
I’m disappointed the cocaine rain has slowed.
where is this?
“I’m Idaho!”
Have Redshirt ask for MOAR, perhaps God will listen to him?
I’m a Bengals fan. Buckeyes fan. Reds fan. And a Moderate Republican.
What the fuck makes you think God listen to me?!
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king?
https://www.cincyjungle.com/2018/12/1/18112249/bengals-gm-candidates-for-mike-brown-to-consider-hiring
My reaction to the thought of Mike Brown’s voluntarily choosing to hire a General Manager:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlG3drozbig&t=28s
Salary in Confederate script, perhaps?
Mike Brown will add to staff when the dinosaurs come back and not a moment sooner,
So, how’s Clemson doing? Any chance at an upset?
Win expectancy: 99.9%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM
Anyone placing some action on the heavyweight fight tonight?
I’m not into that type of porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL7B5GXdm-8&t=16s
Apparently more than just a talk show.
Oh sure, she does that to a tied up guy, its funny. I do that to tied up guy, and, suddenly, I’m the bad guy!
It’s just not fair.
I’m not getting any booth commentary from Boise on my ESPN phone feed. Kinda iike it.
That’s probably the end of the mildcats.
Jalen Hurts, now swimming in redneck pussy
Oh you noe he goin’ in deeper than that!
It was more of a large opening joke……
Ah!!! See, I sometimes your high concepts go over mah simple rebel head
The lost watch joke was better.
They calls her the Tuscaloosa Sinkhole…
Now that I’ve had a little time; this could also be an expensive watch lost joke.
He should pass on their offer of 40 acres and just take the mule.
Chuh chuh!
Hey, white devil, some of us LIEK teeth smgdh
Burn on the bumper music on NW – “Lemon To A Knife Fight”
A Face in the Crowd is an awesome movie and Andy Griffith kills it. That guy could play a smiling villain like nobody else. He was a great actor.
Wife went out for diner, within 15 minutes of her leaving I had Decilitre bathed and asleep. How the fuck did this happen? Now weed then beer, or beer during weed?
/I just answered my own question.
Obvs, tOSU runs straight up the gut on 4th and 1
/gets 9, this game is so fucking sad
the snow in Boise is awesome.
Can’t even see the green grass at this point.
You see that fat fuck from Fresno nail the 44-yard FG?
/well, couldnt really see it go through, but still impressive
Osu just got called for an illegal block while on defense?
Future Mrs. SelleckMoustache insists on keeping her cat’s treats in the pantry. One night (possibly tonight) I’m going to be drunk and find out if they actually taste like chicken or if her cat has been living a lie.
They don’t.
Kill it.
No, you kill it.
Fight you for it.
“Getting drunk and seeing if my wife’s treats taste like chicken” used to mean something else in my day.
“Smells like canned dolphin, tastes like chicken!”
Norfwestern looking like an overachieving team that lucked their way into a conference championship because of a down year in their division.
When ain’t that division having a down year?
h
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OK, I laughed, but only because it brings new meaning to the Sandy Cheeks character.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-dies-57-n940676
Whooooo lives in a pine box 6 feet underground?
OK, that’s fucking funny.
Oh, and R.I.P.
Excellent work.
Snow on smurf turf has commenced
NW defensing unit is remarkably slow, even for B1G
The official lunch meat of douchebros everywhere.
Wonder if it’s carbonated.
Here, kitty, kitty…
Food bowl in the foreground.
I hate when this happens
Don’t worry; it’s not out of reach……
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.
Gritty’s is the last bearable Twitter account.
last funny:
*hand touches hot stove*
BRAIN: GET IT OFF NOW NOW
*mouth eats hot food*
BRAIN: CHEW FASTER. JUGGLE IT WITH YOUR TONGUE. DON’T BE A QUITTER
Anybody else go back pages and upvote comments?
“…….”
OK, but late justice is still justice.
You’re a saint and a hero to us all.
We here on the internet enjoy meaninglessness.
I do what I can to help the less fortunate.
Tis the only thing I meaning in anymoar
Truer words…….
I average 3 or 4 strokes a thread now I think
Less than that if Sexy Friday is really good.
Clemzon up 14-0 after 5 minutes, Pitt has negative total yards.
They gonna win by about 70
You see because it is a MA…… never mind.
2nd and 29? JV NFL BLITZ!
…wow.
insurmountable lead
Hippo’s spa day.
Hey, you try doing it yourself without professional assistance smh
Duct tape and a chair…….
“Hey man, you need to preface that with a [trigger warning] tag!” – Andy Reid
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
jjfozz Halloween.
I never realized before how much the name jj fozz looks like jizzoff
You don’t have to be so competitive, but so be it. Ready….. GO!
OK, I’m older, this will take a while.