Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES!

Bengals/Chargers:

Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year and rb Mixon was limited in practice all week. On top of all that The Fecund One, Mr. P. Rivers, has placed yet another sperm bomb into Tiffany’s nether region. But perhaps this game catches the Bolts off guard, given the emotional win last week vs. Pitt and their upcoming battle with K.C.

Broncs/Niners:

The fellas that poor Nick Mullens had to lean on in the passing game go by the handles of Goodwin, Pettis and Kittles. That last guy is a tight end that has proved this year that he belongs but all I can think of is cat food when I read his name.

Eagles/Cowboys:

They came, they played, they caused people to boo uncontrollably. Philly’s running back trio of Adams, Clement and Smallwood have a collective average of 4.3 yards per carry so far this season. Each one brings a little something different to the game and it helps to keep opposing D’s a wee bit off balance. Though you wouldn’t call the Cowboys D a difference-maker they have played capably in that they’ve yet to give up 30 points in a game.

Steelers/Raiders:

Raiders have a mere 10 sacks so far this year so Ben should have all the time in the world for Brown and Smith-Schuster’s patterns to unfold. Quick! Name a player in the Raiders secondary. I thought so-if they did have someone of quality Gruden would have traded him by now.

Lions/Cards:

An inter-conference tilt that means nothing to no one.

Let’s get some soup!

 

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Romonobyl

So when does Erin take Cooper up the stairs to get the judges’ scores?

Spur

Good for Cooper

Gratliff

That was all very stupid and none of us are any better for having seen it

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, this is probably the case all 17 weeks of the season.

Doktor Zymm

It’s like the Immaculate Reception but waaaaaay more stupid

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

the Degenerate Deflection?

Doktor Zymm

Yes! This is good!

Unsurprised
Senor Weaselo

New York magazine is not the New Yorker. Which is why I haven’t won the caption contest.

Unsurprised

Fixed

Doktor Zymm

I’m only unhappy at the stock proce during the trading window

Doktor Zymm

Also, there’s an app to anon talk shit, but I think it’s mostly used by racists and sexists talking shit about people posting equality things

Unsurprised

Signal?

Doktor Zymm

Honestly, I think we’re better than google as far as inclusivity at work, but it’s still silicon valley, and people are always kinda shitty

Unsurprised

At least Zucc has always been open about being a shithead. Google hides it pretty well.

King Hippo

anybody know who is likely to win DAL/CHI tiebreaker?

Unsurprised

Satan.

So … Dallas.

Mr. Ayo

CHI**** has the better conference record. I think that’s first.

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