More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES!
Bengals/Chargers:
Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year and rb Mixon was limited in practice all week. On top of all that The Fecund One, Mr. P. Rivers, has placed yet another sperm bomb into Tiffany’s nether region. But perhaps this game catches the Bolts off guard, given the emotional win last week vs. Pitt and their upcoming battle with K.C.
Broncs/Niners:
The fellas that poor Nick Mullens had to lean on in the passing game go by the handles of Goodwin, Pettis and Kittles. That last guy is a tight end that has proved this year that he belongs but all I can think of is cat food when I read his name.
Eagles/Cowboys:
They came, they played, they caused people to boo uncontrollably. Philly’s running back trio of Adams, Clement and Smallwood have a collective average of 4.3 yards per carry so far this season. Each one brings a little something different to the game and it helps to keep opposing D’s a wee bit off balance. Though you wouldn’t call the Cowboys D a difference-maker they have played capably in that they’ve yet to give up 30 points in a game.
Steelers/Raiders:
Raiders have a mere 10 sacks so far this year so Ben should have all the time in the world for Brown and Smith-Schuster’s patterns to unfold. Quick! Name a player in the Raiders secondary. I thought so-if they did have someone of quality Gruden would have traded him by now.
Lions/Cards:
An inter-conference tilt that means nothing to no one.
Let’s get some soup!
OH GOODIE, MOAR DONKS/TOMSULAS
MOAR LIKE DONKS BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Another half hour added to the delay. It’s Mx, so I could potentially get comp for the delay, and I get to drink more free prosecco and watch more shitty feetsball! Also, it appears that I currently have all of row 10 to myself and I’ve moved up the upgrade list due to people switching off the flight.
I’m pretty damn relaxed about delays when I don’t have anything pressing on the arrival side. I’m super weird and like hanging out in airports
BUT RUGBY DUDES IN ALL THEY SWARTHY GLORY??
I wish, it’s just business types at the mo 🙁
we are all disappoint along with ya
replay of the Miami hook and LATERAL on now
That clip belongs in the Smithsonian.
/NAWT FAHR!
Why did the Bengals have to wait until NOW to grow a pair?!
This fucking commercial…they just showed a bunch of happy Xmas scenes where people are so fucking happy getting a gift from a loved one…and that gift is fucking scratch offs from the state of Virginia.
Short of herpes, I can’t think of a worse gift to give someone for Christmas.
I’m once had someone buy me a bunch of startbursts and scratchoffs as an apology, I won $20, so that was okay
I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand. – Redshirt
Redshirt of Earth. You have great rage in your heart. You belong to the RED LANTERN CORPS.
Is there a word that’s milder than schadenfreude? Being amused by incompetence that isn’t really super important?
Halbschadenfreude
Brownswatching
Coaching the Lions?
I hate games like this because I never know if the Eagles holding tight for the first half will lead to a resurgent second half or an agonizing defeat by this exact differential.
She takes her vitamins.
Tag yourself: I’m very obviously horny Toucan Sam
I’m the redheaded Rice Krispie dude between her legs. With the shit-eating grin.
I’m the dude that frosted the Krispies
I’m the Cocoa Krispies guy spilling the early seeds.
Low scoring games are so much better when it’s because of shitty offense rather than good defense
Although hooray for the good kicky skills!
AGREED.
62 yard field goal for the non gendered cow persons
SIXTY-TWO YARDS, what a Non-gendered Cowperson miracle!!
Really? That’s the one he makes?
Who was the last QB to blow up and then collapse as fast as Dak Prescott? Kevin Kolb? THough I don’t know if he was ever considered as good as rookie Dak.
Fitzy?
That even odd week stuff
Johnny Football?
Thank god Dak is fucking garbage
If Grier is there in the 2nd Round. Dallas has to take him.
Dallas HOTBOIZ?? For reals??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDVp22DytbE
horseshit
The Patriots radio call from @highlghtheaven . Featuring 35 seconds of total silence.
https://twitter.com/506sports/status/1071895271615934464
The challenge is trying not to cum during the 35 seconds. You’ll fail.
The color guy saying “oh Jesus” when he realized what was happened was my point of no return.
total silence = cough button + fuck screaming
I prefer believing they went full Hawk Harrelson.
#FullMast
You have to love listening to the local team radio call when they mess up. Especially if they are homers for their team.
I love this so much. I’m tumescent.
Am Gronk and I cant tackle.
PM Gronk can tackle though.
Some world-class DERP in the late window
LMAO, Striped Pylons
that missed FG wont come back and haunt Dallas.
It’s been something to see so many of last year’s playoff teams absolutely eat shit this year.
Parity!
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LOL
How can you jump offsides on a Hail Mary?
offside on the Hail Mary, Clippers du Merde can try FG?
So typically, whenever an Eagles game goes to the half extremely low scoring, one of the teams gets nuked by orbit and is playing its backup by the 4th. Can’t wait to see Nick Foles on the field again.
The best thing about Foles is his nickname
Sua Cravens sucks
EVERYBODY SUCKS
The only thing I think about whenever I see that Dick Cheney movie is how awesome it would be to see Dick Cheney get shot in the face.
As usual he was the shooter back then. I remember it well as I drove by the hospital where they had the wounded lawyer dude for a few days. The media satellite trucks were a pain in the ass.
BE LESS SHITTY, DONKS
Can we demote the entire NFC East to the minors?
I was thinking Canadia.
would give them at least a reasonable amount of footy sides
So typical of ‘Murrcans-making decisions without consulting those affected.
Touchdown Ross. At least until the referee says he game himself up and declared himself an ineligible receiver.
Cuck Liouns/Birdcano is what one would expect
Beatie Mixon WOO
So Clint is running drugs now? Charlton Heston would not approve!
and people say Americans wont do those jobs.
See? See?! Why send in an immigrant to do a job that an American wants to do.
another dead bird in Jerry world. Philly is going to need to hatch some new players soon.
Shitty throw by Dak, Coop had a TD.
his recent competence seems to be unravelling
Aw, hell. Driskel’s shoulder is being looked at. We could be looking at Doc Savage Time.
Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray has already signed a contract with the Oakland A’s. How is he still able to play college football? Didn’t something like that cost Bo Jackson his senior year of college baseball?
they must have changed it b/c Russell Wilson played pro baseball while he was still at State/Wiscy IIRC
Mullens is just fucking wretched
So I guess someone finally hit the big ass videoboard in Jerry World.
Oh that wasn’t the first, won’t be the last.
If I’m a punter, that would be my goal for every punt.
Achievement unlocked. Here’s your free Whataburger
Kyler’s agent says he’s going to baseball. Oh, it’s Scott Boras.
MY MAN! Ike Yiadom!!
godfuckingdamnit
How is Wentz so slow??
He always has to take the time to add the extra letter to ‘went’
If he waits to add the apostrophe he usually gets sacked.
uh…WHITE?
I wish there was an RB named Escher who had an optical illusion running style
He’d go by the name of MC Fata Morgana.
“Denver D is not hungry like Derek Wolfe.”
-Duran Duran
someone should have pointed out that Kittle is their last, alive, good player. Surely this had to come up during film review?
One of the guys I follow on Twitter is a Trubisky defender and hate Josh Allen. I’m not sure where he’s seeing pro-Allen takes, but they’re driving him crazy.
wow, you know your side has given up when you let Fat Sackford run for the first down.