Let’s dig in right away shall we? I’m running late.
TO THE GAMES!
Bengalis/Brownies:
Cincy is without both wr’s Green and Boyd so if you’ve got notion to go in motion with Mixon, follow it through. Also, Cleveland have dramatically increased their Chubb usage (a bit too late, but whatever) so he’s a lovely play given that he tore the Bengalis a few new holes last time they played.
Buckos/Boys:
Go Tampa Bay! That’s probably the only time I’ve uttered those three words. Huh…
Vikes/Leonidas:
Striking a victory for fake history, I’m betting that Leif and his Lucky Bunch push the Maned Ones down the Well of Lost Seasons.
Giant Putzes/Horsemen:
Indy’s sackage percentages have gone through the roof lately and look, over there-it’s a wobbly old guy that has no lateral movement whatsoever! It was nice knowing Eli.*
*sentiment valid from 2007-2011 only
Crying Jags/No Porpoise:
I’m supposed to comment on this game? I’m going to have my lawyer pore over the details in my non-existent contract.
Overdue Bills/Rules Molesters:
It’s about time that we get to revel in the end of the line for Brady. Perhaps a heavy dose of Jerry Hughes and Company can hasten that inevitability? Asking for a friend, er, the universe.
Cheesemongers/Canceled Flights:
Winners get pizza, losers get mocked until Homer’s throat is sore.
Redundancies/SB Hangovers:
Not only do I not care about this game, I… Actually, I’ll just leave it at that.
The Undefensibles/Newton’s Void:
So much to not choose from here…
Good luck to those that are still fantasizing.
DID YOU KNOW THAT JULIAN EDELMAN PLAYED QUARTERBACK IN COLLEGE
Goodness, next they’ll say something outlandish like Jimmy Graham playing basketball!
Nice to see Marvin is playing to not get shut out rather than to win.
That’s worth another two-year extension in Mike Brown’s eyes.
JEWKAH WOO!!!!
will NAWT stand
Cowboys are going to fuck up this game.
Run Zeke from the 2? THAT’S WHAT THE GLOBALIST CUCKS WANT!
in full PPR, Ertz has to be a Top 5 player
ALSHON
Hue Jackson has gone from being merely the foreman of the Factory of Sadness to majority shareholder and Chair of the Board.
Oh my God, we’re worse than the Browns.
and not even a close contest
The handshakes after the game will be interesting.
Mayfield should seek him out for a Nelson Muntz greeting.
That’s no longer a shameful thing. If their two wins on the year came against just the Bengals then you would be right to throw yourself off of a bridge.
Weaselo – I was left with the same desperation sub – Breida. Watch him go out after 3 touches.
So it looks like Hue is some sort of Typhoid Mary for the NFL. He infects every franchise he works for with incompetence and sadness, can’t forget the sadness.
drowning sorrows with the 2 oxy I been saving, plus a bowl of Kashi cereal
The oxys probably taste closer to food
the cinnamon varietal ain’t bad
/also NAWT a cruncher so dunno if oxy’s are as delicious as nutritious
In my mind, every pill popper is Gary Oldman in the Professional.
Oh, I can saves up spit and swallow ’em dry. VETERAN MOVE!
All about balance my internet friend.
Zeke got lucky
Big Pick Nick
Broke his arm for that Tampa player
Guh Part Deux
and with that Ryan bomb, I am officially ded in money league. Ertz’ checkdowns are saving me in DFO
That was a weird ass fumble sequence in Philly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAaDd_CO5q8
of course, my money league opponent had the SMRTS to sit Dreamboat and Gronk. I started Edelman (of course, the alternative was Tate who has sucked harder).
Well Mr. Brickhook, some gorillas, like people, are just jerks
Those guys had it comin’ to ’em
Brady turn over. Right through Gronk s hands
my money league side may not hit 60
THIS GUY JEFF DRISKEL I CALL HIM GETTING SENTENCED FOR METH BECAUSE EVERYTHING ENDS IN A THREE AND OUT
Sam Darnold looks like the special kid at the grocery store who is really interested in whether you want paper or plastic.
Touch of Downs!
I was wondering what they meant when scouts said he had a little something extra.
oh FUCK that’s good
“I brought my own bags”
Legohead
Not a single Lion jumped for the ball. Holy shit that was terrible hail mary coverage.
Vikes with the end of half Hail Mary. Maybe cover everybody you silly LioUns
I LIKE THAT!
DAK IT!
Whoa! Vikes hit on the Hail Mary!
that was cool!
lol DET
motherfucker
Gurley man is OUT.
Fuuuuuuck. Well, Hippo wins the DFO League.
I am soooooooooo on tilt now.
Are we using replacement officials? I never heard about a strike.
Neither did the NFL with regard to KHunt.
That’s not a penalty either, although in fairness when I saw it at game speed I thought it was.
Woods used his shoulder.
to his SIDE
WOW dude got lit up.
goddamnit zebras
what wrong with Thielen and the vikings?
guys? hey you guys!!!!!!
The Redbox Bowl? Redbox is still a thing?
Yes, according to the wife.
That’s roughing the passer? Was he wearing a Tom Brady mask or what?
That roughing the passer call is some BS.
Refs are extra useless today
you can give up 3, but NO MOAR you fucking bastards
The officials say otherwise.
Have they been doing these fucking Picture in picture commercials during 2 minute drills all season? This is fucking insanity.
Pictured: The GOP linking it’s future to Trump.
I guess they really do like peanuts.
“Call the Coprophilia Cops!”
Bilbo done tossed a pickerception.
he can’t see over his lineman
The visor with a winter jacket is an interesting attire choice
Heinickie back, must have put him up on the lift and found nothing wrong.
Quick oil change was all he needed.
Watson with the walk in.
If the refs were allowed to score TDs, he wouldn’t have had to
Lion vs vikes or Bills vs P*ts. Damn my viewing options suck.