Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I’m guessing that the answer is, if not ‘no’, then ‘kinda’. Well, get thee ready for some more jockeying…
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Cards:
Of course there are some teams doing other things. Arizona, for example is focusing on giving some of their young talent a little more playing time. They’re also wondering if Old Sure Hands Fitz is heading for that ranch in New Mexico where he can catch more than a break in his second career. Ya see, he’s undecided about another year doing wonderful things in front of tens of appreciative fans. As for the game itself the stats point to a rout. The Cards have allowed the most rushing TD’s in the league and the Rams have run for the second-most. Passing, scoring, points given up and other indicators fall pretty much right in line with the one mentioned above.
Bears/Niners:
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Bears but have come to realize that there’s nary a Manolo Blahnik in sight. Rook San Fran tackle McGlinchey has cut his baby teeth on the likes of Von Miller, Dee Ford, Melvin Ingram and Chandler Jones but now it’s Big Fella time with a Mack trucking into his view.
Steelers/Saints:
Ingram and Kamara are called Boom and Zoom? Did The Wiggles win the naming contest? The Ravens win yesterday means that if Pitt wins out they’re in. If not, it then becomes a matter of dunking for the largest turds (Steelers, Colts, Ravens and Titans) in the septic pit that is the AFC’s second-level teams.
Shitter’s full!
TD !!!!
after a wee push-off
Nobody calls that anymore. smgdh
glad they didn’t!
Now…let ’em score?
Run it 4x
I think I’ve said the best bar in my neighborhood is at the supermarket but man, they have two Bourbon County variants on tap for $6 a pour and they’re definitely giving more than 4 ounces. They pretty much always have a $2 or $3 craft brew special too.
Only downside is I think they poorly maintain their beer lines because this variant tastes a little off.
For a point of reference, I arrived at a bar doing a BCS tapping two hours before the beers were tapped and paid $13 for what I’m drinking now. All those kegs kicked that night and this one will be around for almost a week. It’s just wild.
These hands these strong hands
that wasn’t even GINN with the dropsies
and Ginn CATCHES his!
dueling refs
Neat!
Home penalty flag!
BLEEE’RGH!
HAIL BLEERGH!!!!
Gotta go for it, right?
Durrr, I’d take the points, trust mah defense! – Vance J., Dove Valley, CO
should the Yinzers lose, I don’t think they can qualify for the WC, unless the Humps and Tits draw next week (even then, you’d have a 3-way tiebreaker)
Love you Epps!
oh, the PA sports talk taeks shall be glorious, and I’m sure not at all raycess
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now, come on! Rip their non-hearts out, Breesus.
It’s super weird watching the Saints defense someone
You SUCK, Saints
well time to start dinner
Puppy no want to watch end of Pitt/NO?
I do enjoy watching Brees play, I’m glad he got one SB
All this talk about 49ers, legit forgot to mention this:
Yesterday I saw a kid in a 49ers grapaolo.
And today,…
drumroll
A robbie gould 49ers camo Jersey. Authentic.
I didn’t ask, but I should have. I have so many questions
Where are you?
I miss Romo. He’d be killer with the current Dallas team.
The Bears finally pin the Men from San Fran for a victory.
I mean, we’d like to win, but submitting to some Bears works too
Well Bears you didn’t deserve this one at all but you got it anyway
and THAT is how you know you are a playoff-ready side
Woooooooooooooo
What’s the outlook for the 49ers next year? They’re ready to compete right?
With their practice squad or starters?
totally, a healthy Breida, McKinnon, and Jeanine Garafolo, and they have a fighting chance at the division, even.
pretty weak RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! except for CJ “Bash” Anderson (Brandon Perna nickname)
I could use one of those bagged 40s right about now
one more play!
grumble grumble you can’t have either of the 40s I bagged grumble grumble
I used to like Chris Spielman, but I think his brain caught some of his wife’s cancer
from his analysis to his fashion sense!
Fuck you, you Pats reject.
Have no idea why Tomlin keeps playing him.
over-zealous replay booth
What’s under review?
Whether it was a forward pass
But…it wasn’t even close
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Bears Defense: /sighs but is not surprised
Are you fucking kidding me?
GO DOWN you moe-ron!!
WHY THE FUCK CAN’T THIS TEAM HANG ON TO THE FUCKING BALL
BEARISTROCRATS!
the mom was deffo fucking the son there.
Cincy, it will be up to you to knock the Yinzers out!
PIT really has something in Jaylen Samuels. I said back at the start of the year he was better than Conner.
would be fitting if Chi**** never gives up the ball after converting the 4th down
Got home and turned on the ARI/RAMMIT game to heat the announcers selling the, “every year there’s a worst to first! That could be Arizona next year!” Then mentionin the Bears and Texans as examples for 17/18.
Ignoring, of course, that injuries devastated those two teams last year while ARI is just a criminally mismanaged organization.
These games…….
“What the fuck more do you want?”
-Steelers/Saints tilt
Does a blind lunatic dress Chris Spielman?
Redzone guy on pee break?
coke break
At least Nagy didn’t try something cute with that 4th down call.
no need, he correctly assumed the Tomsulas would just be concerned about staying onside.
The bollocks on Nagy! Great call.
Someone read and explained Mattis’s letter to Trump today.
I will miss you, RedZone. Even your meh days are magnificent (compared to life).
Fucking Saints.