The thing that they never talk about when they talk about the homeless from what I can remember, is the boredom. When you’re not begging in one spot you’re looking for another and time slows to a crawl. If you get lucky and somebody throws a ten bill at you, you can wallow for a while behind the booze store, sleep for another while, wake up and go back at it again. Things gotta change.
It was never gonna be this way. I had Tanya and little Summer and I couldn’t be happier. Sure, Summer wasn’t mine and she didn’t know that but that made no difference to me. She loved me and I loved her. I met her mom on the bus-she was headed to the motel where she worked cleaning rooms and I was at a construction site nearby. Weird how some folks just click sometimes…
We moved in after a few of what people would call ‘dates’. An ice cream here, a trip to the zoo there-I think we both did the math in our heads and realized one rent was way better than two. Those six months before I wrecked my back were the best of my life.
No money coming in from me meant that I was on my way out. That’s how it happens sometimes. I got a bit better, sleeping in bushes in parks and working light labor jobs for $5 an hour. Things finally started turning around when I met Mr. Turner. He spotted me outside that Lowe’s place and asked if I was good with sod. “Sure”, I said. I figured my back was strong enough to handle whatever he had in mind.
The fancy place we ended up at was outside of town at a huge estate. He has me doing work right at the edge of the property that is next to a forest. A good man Mr. Turner is. It’s been four days now and I’ve got a bit of money in these old jeans and am giving serious thought to giving Tanya a call. I shared this with the boss and he even offered to drive me over! Things are finally turning around. There he is now. I’ll just lay these last few pieces of sod to show him how hard I’m working. He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t take offense if you turn your back to him while on task…
TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Seahawks:
Should be good. You should indulge your eyebulbs.
Let’s fling verbal poop at each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y&ab_channel=ChingyC
Those of you on the East Coast, if you’re still alive, you have survived the Little Drummer Boy Challenge. Seven more minutes, Central Time Zone!
Not so lucky. Definitely part of my Air of Grievances.
Mahomes-y and R-Dubs gonna trade shirts like European Lesser Footy socialists!
Can it really be true that the Cleveland Browns might end up with a winning season?
Browns 2020
GREAT fucking kick. But nobody got far enough downfield
That’s where they dropped the ball on that rule change, they should’ve pushed the returning team back to the fifty, but kept the ten yard rule. Would’ve made things a lot more interesting.
And there it is…
Andy Reid clock management is legendary shit, yes?
wasted a full minute and the 2-minute warning
I scored 132 points in fantasy football today and LOST by 20points!!!
bahahahaha…..shit.
Wilson + Mahomes are BALLLLLING OUT! this game is banananananas
Day drunk made me not read that. Hope there were dead hobos.
“The Olympics of Talent”
“By which I mean that it’s a corrupt enterprise designed to enrich the figurehead leader. Meaning me.” — Simon Cowell
my wealth is being managed by hope Daddy dies while he’s still on the firm’s life insurance policy, kids!
Me when the market goes up: “Excellent. It’s like I had a second job this month! I should go reward myself with frivolous expenditures!”
Me this month: “I don’t need to look at my account statement. I’m investing for the long term. Doesn’t matter what happens this… oh god oh man oh god oh man….”
Good to see Drew Magary back in action
I’m still curious what happened to that guy, that no one will talk about it. My guess is autoerotic asphyxiation.
No doubt he’ll write about it. LOOKIT ME!! POOR ME!!
I had to google “autoerotic asphyxiation” to make sure I spelled it right, and I learned that someone who does that is called a “gasper”
Discussing beer with Peter King gave him a stroke.
kick the FG now
Evening lizard people. I just got a call and finally get to play my first Midnight Mass tomorrow.
that’s awesome!
I’m an idiot.
There has indeed been some good QB play in this match.
BALDWIN!!!
LOCKETT!!
That really was a hell of a throw. I get irritated with announcers constantly praising the QBs, but, damn.
Seahawks ought to buy them refs a nice fruit basket.
make one stop, you fuckheads?
they just can’t tackle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-iKIUx9Ew&ab_channel=ALLNEWSUNNY
I wonder how many times West is confused for another Charcandrick ,, smh
Pete Carroll very emphatic with the refs there. JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL!
just go to the website!!
I love a non-Monday Monday
Jesus Christ, Chefs
gotta hold ’em to a drop kick here
Nice play by Two Arms
Hello. The Steelers cannot inevitably lose the Patriots in the playoffs now. I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad one.
Dropped an absolute dime, but Tyreek ded
4-down territory now
That anti-Christ fella sure can run
Al: “You know what I’m thinking about?”
I was trying to figure out if it was “scotch” or “the point spread”
YES
The whole thing came close to “are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
And now I can’t stop thinking about Al & Cris as Pinky and The Brain (not in that order)
BALDWIN!
JEEBUS WEPT at that tackling
Dammit Seabass. Get your shit together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUO7UMIsvGw
Make love to sleepy-time lady? OK! – SeaBass
MappleThorpe Leafs playing “Sweet Caroline” in their arena; as if we (or at least me and Scotchy) needed any more reason to look down on them.
I think it’s marvelous that FIOS hired that retard kid to be in their TV commercial. This kind of inclusiveness is very heartwarming.
You get a Peanut Punch, and you get a Peanut Punch…