I finish this intro off with 6 minutes left in the Bolts/Dead Birds game. Please Football Deity, let your glorious light shine through in this tilt in the form of touchdowns, great catches, good execution on both sides of the ball, clever play-calling and solid defense. We have been dutiful all the year long and deserve better. Amen.
TO THE GAME!
Brotherly Love/Broad Shoulders:
I hope that neither of the kickers here win the Mike Badgley of Honor Award for their actions today. I mentioned in the autre intro that the Ravens had shut opponents down over the last few games to the tune of 13 per. Dose Bears have done even better over their last four-10 points they’ve surrendered on average. This is a great time of the year to be putting the thumbscrews to hapless miscreants that happen to wander on to the turf. One caveat-Foles has over the last 3 games been number uno in passing yards, completion percentage, yards per attempt and net yards per pass attempt. He’s caught and maintained fire before so who knows how things might play out.*
*one of the ways it’s gonna play out is that the Bears defenders are going to target those bruised ribs and rough him up a little. That’s just what aggressive D’s try to do. Inflict pain.
As for the Truth Biscuit, qb’s seeing their very first playoff action (see: Jackson & Watson) usually need to get a loss under their game cups in order to understand what it takes to come out on top. If he just plays the game-managing game and stands back so that the other talent flourishes he should be okay.
Buckle up-should be a good ‘un.
hmmm..i think the Bears Defense is going to have to score TDs
If not them, who’ll do it ?!
To think someone said on national TV last night that Dallas had the best front 7 in football with these two teams about to play eachother
yeah, this is 1 v. 2 for sure
“I WAS IN THE POOL!!”
– N. Foles
Go dawgz
Well gee, that was a great time for my fucking stream to freeze
That Bear wanted the ball more
Story of my salmon fishing trip
Fuck. Smith knew exactly what was going down.
he’s a remarkable footballist, should get more DROY talk than he does
OH YES THAT’S MUCH BETTER
Down by contact with my butt
Bear inty gotta be down.
he’s down, but lol foles
more on smallwood there, came up short
FACK
I’ll allow it
THERE IS NO GOD
/SUDDEN CHANGE
There are dogs though!
/is crazy cat person
Cats are awesome, so that makes total sense
Counterpoint – cats suck, yay dogs!
I thought that was common knowledge… or is it just among married men?
Goddamn it
VAG WLL NEVER DIE
In other weird 2006/2018 season parallels, the schedule rotation means everyone had the same divisional opponents only with the home fields flipped. Also, the Rams were only kept out of the playoffs on a tiebreaker meaning we almost had 11 common playoff teams in each year.
I love this time warp trivia!
He’s a WHATBALL PLAYER?!
Great, more basketball references
why isn’t Cuntler here it is RUINING The Prophecy!
Still trying to figure out why The Good Doctor has (apparently) good ratings.
People like my parents.
my oldest kid also watches it
If you kept the receipt, you can swap him out in the original hospital for a newer nurse 😀
Did we hire Schottenheimer last night?
lol that spot
Anger meter clicked up a notch after that.
Fuck that was a violent stop
His low center of gravity didn’t help there
I need my safety. GIVE ME MY SAFETY.
Closeish!
yay, indy 500 no longer on shitstain abc/espn!
Hope they bring Hobbs out of retirement to commentate.
If the Bears end up in the SuperbOwl, I might have to break my vow and go visit Chicago in Feb
Mitch is either gonna get murdered soon or he’s gonna start just straight fleeing backwards every play
So, he’s going to go full Cuntler with just a dash of the Derp?
Hey, he didn’t get into football so he could kiss MAN titties!
I guess that one wasn’t Bikkie choking
Why is Mizzell even in the fucking game
Remind me, what’s our eagles fans/bears fans roll call? Litre, WhyEaglesWhy, gratliff, and ? for Iggles and me, icrm, brocky, and who else for Bears?
baars
I thought you were a Jets fan for some reason
Does he not have reason enough to be sad already?
Now, just imagine what’d happen if the Jets take a Huege chance with their next HC 😀
Bears. It’s been a mostly miserable forty years.
Of course, my b
Bears here
Nice! Learn something new every day
I’ve got a grand on the Bearistocrats, so one-time-only-ish.. I am with ya (also, for the occasion I borrowed my Swedish father-in-law’s Sexy Rexy jersey )
you’re welcome for Trevathan, Chi****
Bears D
When you demand to speak to the manager and the manager tells you to go fuck yourself.
Solid Rise Against bumper music
Trevathan = beast
block that kick!
the fuck was that
Teasing my safety boner
Smallwood suddenly grown man running
His lover pretending to be scared about what happens next really turns on Kinky Kong.
I almost shrieked over that possible safety
So, is Biscuit gonna choke in the playoffs?
A Chicago QB choke in the playoffs? Surely that’s not possible?
Mmmm, biscuits.
looks like it
brad maynard back
Oof. Coffin cornered.
So, Trader Joe’s had 1.5L bottles of Prosecco for $12
Well, that was a quick $1,200 + tax
“Whatever. We’ve got barrels of mouse meat for three dollars a pound.”
-Barter Johnathan’s
Catch your own for free.
— Boxcar Jim Tomsula
Go for it, pussies
Somebody get that man some tea and honey
mitch makes 2-3 really bad throws a game
1 out of the way with no result
2-3 really bad, the rest are just shite and gimme’s?
Titty biscuits already looking terrified