2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 18, 2019January 18, 2019

Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole “working 5 days in a row” thing has got to go. I mean, we’re not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus’ sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this week, as the submissions couldn’t have been much better. Good glavin, you guys and gals really got this whole commenting thing down.

I don’t have much to ramble about today, but I am shockingly looking forward to my first weekend of actually watching football in almost 2 years. Certainly hoping “St.” Patrick can deliver under the frigid eclipse, of which you can damn well bet there will be a GIF of for next week, since any time the moon is doing something weird, or even so much as being full (a feeling Andy Reid has never experienced) some camera man is going to find it and show it.

Anyway, enjoy your weekend, drink some good beer and keep on #grinding.

“Ezekiel Elliot remains steadfastly against any type of Sadie Hawkins-esque role reversals” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“When you remember that the public library doesn’t close until 7 PM.” – Enrico Pallazzo

“‘TENDERS…RIBLETS…SHRIMP.’ Forget Andy Reid. John Wetteland’s hard as a fucking diamond.” – SonOfSpam

“When will they finally make facemasks that both protect and allow the husky man to eat?” – BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I haven’t seen so many Chiefs fighting over their pick of the ponies since they counted coup after Little Bighorn.” – Lemonjello

“Philly Special Redux didn’t quite pan out as well as the first time.” – Senor Weaselo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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January 19, 2019 2:05 am

Football feels like the last safe space for fat jokes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

January 18, 2019 4:38 pm

Just wanted to poke my head in and let everyone that I survived KILLSTORM ’19. I think a raccoon might be stealing my tomatoes, though, so it looks like I’ll be opening up a second from in the WAR ON VARMITS.