Your “Is It A Catch?” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s Conference Championship Weekend, folks.

There will be bad calls.  There will be delays for video reviews.  And you will be pissed off.  And maybe a little drunk.

Well….maybe more than a little.

When the smoke clears, the Rams and Chiefs will still be standing.

I think….but don’t quote me on that.

Tell ’em what’s up, Tyreek!!!!!!

How about you Pat?

Pat and Tyreek gon’ have ‘demselves a ring in a few weeks.  Trust me.

(don’t trust me)

Conference Championship Sunday

As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve always preferred Conference Championship Sunday to Superb Owl Sunday.  The reasons are simple.

  1. Two games.
  2. Better games.
  3. No 8 hour pre-game shows.
  4. No hour long halftime shows.
  5. No non-football fans fucking things up with their stupid ass parties.

It really is that simple.

Other Sports On Your Tee Vee Box To Make You Feel Like A Champion 2Nite

NHL

No national broadcasts in the lower 48.  COME ON GARY YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!

Oh no, I forgot, you’re not.  Check your locals, and good luck Canadia.

Full Schedule

NBA

  • San Antonio @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • (19)Maryland @ thee Ohio State – 6:30pmEST – TV: FS1
  • Ohio U @ Toledo – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Northwestern @ Rutgers – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • Saint Joe’s @ Saint Louis – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • E. Michigan @ (16)Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Xavier @ (22)Villanova – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

And Then There Were Four

Enjoy…

NFC Championship

Rams @ Saints (-3.5) – 3:05pm Sunday January 20 – FOX

Yowza!!!!  RAMMIT!!!!! just took on a whole new meaning.

Take the Rams and the points here.

AFC Championship

Patriots @ Chiefs (-3.0) – 6:40pm Sunday January 20 – CBS

 

I’d feast on that like Andy Reid out back at the KFC dumpster.

Take the Chiefs, give the points in this one.

**Disclaimer:  DO NOT take tWBS’ betting advice.  You will lose more often than not.

Trophies Will Be Taken

When I first saw that backdrop, I thought it said “Turbolaxative”.  Which doesn’t seem fun whatsoever.  Maybe even a little painful.

Meh.

Yeah, I know, you were expecting “We Are The Champions”.  But I zagged when you though I was gonna zig.

Have a great weekend, everyone.  Pace yourselves.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

The reason this website is grinding to a halt is a 31.8 MB gif of a baseball hitting a guy in the balls during the ceremonial opening pitch. (1:10 AM DFO time)

I love a nut shot as much as the next guy but this gif is killing this site.

Let’s delete this as if it was an exposed female nipple.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Wow, I was high when I wrote that.

scotchnaut

came across this recipe just now-blows my noggin.

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Beerguyrob

It’s gone. What was it?

scotchnaut

Complete silliness is what it was. Here goes another try,

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/salted-water-for-boiling-105591

Beerguyrob

Dear Lord.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

There is something on this DFO post that is eating processor time and RAM. On my Mac desktop it is using up to 85%. My iPad is freezing up, on this page only.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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SonOfSpam

Oh sorry. I have a 30 minute video below where I jack off into various receptacles.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s the high quality gif of the fat guy getting a baseball to the balls.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

You are correct, sir. It is 31.8 MB.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

GIFs don’t really use much. They load only when visible. It’s YouTube videos that really do it, as they all seem to preload when the page is accessed. But I think there’s something else here.

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SonOfSpam

Gonna go out on a limb here…Phil Lynott is one of my favorite black Irish bass-playing lead singers.

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SonOfSpam

“I detect notes of blackberry, pepper, and tuna.”

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SonOfSpam

DOWN GOES JAYSXON!

SonOfSpam

Forget Oasis…these are the brothers who need to reunite and tour again. (COULD HAPPEN)

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Beerguyrob

You’ll enjoy tomorrow’s open thread, then.

SonOfSpam

BRITISH MOTHERFUCKING INVASION

(written by McCartney, because he wrote everything…gave it to the ginger dude because he was bangin his sis)

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Is that Velma from Scooby Doo?

SonOfSpam

Love child of Velma and Austin Powers.

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SonOfSpam

Nice of her to be his airbag. Courteous lass.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Here’s my final take on Love Actually:

It’s like Road House without the joy.

Senor Weaselo

Brick Meathook
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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s…. i’m not quite sure. I think I get it….

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

They’re both movies that are so bad that they’re good, although in Road House half the characters are killed off.

SonOfSpam

Plus, Road House has “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” as dialogue.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That was in Love Actually too.

SonOfSpam

Oh yeah. Alan Rickman’s best line.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I did that once.

I mean her, not the chip shot.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WEIRD! I had that same dream.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Woah. It took me literally 5 minutes to notice Quagmire.

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Actually won the first Edgar award in 1954. Never heard of it…

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ballsofsteelandfury

She looks so good there…

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Spur
Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And Paul Bunyon was never allowed at the beach again.

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