But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
Hmm.
Then a beer nerd walks into the replies.
Anyway, whatever it takes to dull the pain.
I will pill-pop to that, chuh chuh
I’m extremely a beer guy and even I think this is unacceptable.
The fact people have very difference sensitivities to taste is documented and probably should be better known so people stop pretending literal taste is objective.
I think it’s pretty well known, but it’s just more fun to tell people how wrong they are
I’m almost certain that’s not how taste receptors work. Kids basically just like sugary stuff, if anything they’re working with underdeveloped taste buds
Oh look-it’s something silly on twitter-let’s disagree with each other.
Rams D is going to need to make two turnovers happen.
and score on same
I haven’t seen this many people decrying the actions of a man called Gurley since MRAs complained about that Gillette commercial.
I really hope it doesn’t end up being Pats/Saints…that’s just so boring and conventional
It would be excellent fodder for the Tales from the Meteor series.
If the Chiefs make it we should change that to Tales from the Meatier
since jan ’03 the afc title game has had either a manning, brady, and/or big ben in it
thank the afc for being a nuclear waste dump
It’s great pointing out this fact to people fiercely pushing the idea of a salary cap in MLB for competitive reasons.
Hippo Thoughts will be one line tomorrow, if so
I’m not sure why there is a perception that Pats in the SB is a boring thing. The last five SBs that they were in were all very exciting, and they lost three of them.
The coverage will be boring. Every other article will just be an article from 2018 cut and pasted with the year replaced.
I crave novelty, dynasties bore the shit out of me no matter how good the games themselves are
I see your point. I remember when the Bills went to 4 SBs in a row and it did become tiresome.
Will someone tell the referee that its against the rules for a crowd to use noisemakers (e.g. whistles)?
Is it legal if they are doing it manually, though?
Darren Sharper asked the same question.
Or is it orally?
I can’t tell if that “Alita” movie is live-action or animated. Maybe it’s both, like a Matrix style version of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”?
CG-“enhanced” I assume it exists so otaku types can jerk off to something slightly less shameful.
Eagerly scanning every second for the single frame where I see CGI titties
Is the CG character the imaginary used tampon that only Alito can see that told him how to vote on the SC?
It’s live-action but it uses effects to make its actors look grotesque, like Darkest Hour.
I think at this point you’ve just got to bench Gurley for the big round former Super Bowl hero.
DONKS WOO!! HIGH FIVE!
DONKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL (BASED ON MY MADDEN ULTIMATE TEAM RESULTS)
So Saints-Eagles was the actual Super Bowl, then.
Cut Gurley
Yeah, cut him… NE can always make do with the next Dion Lewis-style reclamation project 😀
HOW CAN YOU KICK HERE??
Gurley is liquid shit today
Heard he’s more injured than RAMMMIT is letting on.
Shouldn’t that usually be a good thing, lol? After all – that scattershot diarrhea ought to find and squirt through the gaps!
Have you heard the hearsay that his knee is fucked?
I liked Joe Buck describing that throw as “safe” just as Cooks got creamed.
Given how much FOOTBAW ah watch, all these promos and ads make me like y’all don’t noe me a-tall
Andrew Whitworth has a face that screams: “Aw, hell. Its happening again. Different team, but its happening again!”
Remembering the time I did a shot of giardiniera-infused malort and I can’t think of anything more disgustingly and performatively Chicago.
The only acceptable use of giardiniera is mixing it into so much meat that you can’t tell it’s there.
Intensely and powerfully wrong answer right here
Rahm Emmanuel, perhaps?
You can’t argue with the results.
— Jason Van Dyke
Related: Voting for Gerry McCarthy is my original example by for people who live in Jefferson Park.
dressing up as a leprechaun and swan diving into the river
Only after it’s been dyed green.
have you had deep dish “pizza” yet?
It’s delicious and no one says otherwise.
It owns and the the next time I’m in Chicago I’m taking a cab straight from O’Hare to Giordano’s.
Love tomato soup w/ meat
I know.
Oh man, they get THE Steve Harvey for the NFL Honors? Can’t miss that!
They had hard time getting him. Had to promise he wouldn’t have to give any awards to women or Michael Sam.
Steve Harvey would host hook worms if they paid him
C.J. Anderson looks like they put a Rams helmet on top of a much larger Rams helmet.
“Your comment confuses me.”
-August Ferdinand Mobius
14:31 minutes into the game and C.J. Anderson gets his first carry?
I do have a smart lock on my rent rental property. But we have backups in case of failure
Delightful, just wanted to congratulate you on giving anyone but the dumbest non-tech-y burglars an easy way to enter… Seriously, “Smart locks” are like “Keyless” car fobs, a fucking joke if you have the right (and easily obtainable) shit from China 😀
A $10 lockpick set or any blunt tool will defeat a normal lock/security though.
And a 100$ of gear can batch unlock a whole building worth o’ plundering… Best part is, some smart-locks reuse tech from keyless car setups, so you can then load your shit into the best car in the parking lot 😀
Also – why use a 10$ lockpick when you can use a free rock ? 😀
But it’ll take more than 5 seconds, will leave physical evidence, and requires skill.
Yes, breaking into even cars with old-school physical locks isn’t that difficult ultimately, but they don’t present nearly the crime of opportunity as being able to wander a parking lot scanning cars to crack with a keyless fob entry.
CJ Anderson is going to take your beads NO.
Crowd is slowing down…need more Gumbo
Whoever has that whistle in the crowd needs to be drawn and quartered.
Who dat?
BRING BACK THE VUVUZELAS!
Yeah, that whistle makes me miss the vuvuzelas
“I was told that these white uniforms would be ‘slimming’.”
-C.J. Anderson
Nothing in New Orleans is “slimming”.
Hekker is the leading passer now.
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oh…tricky Rammit
LEAVE HEKKER IN
oh?!
I was really expecting the first quarter to be more competitive
WTF Woods? Bounce that run to the outside!
Well at least the Bengals coaching staff will get setup this week. Plus, Mike Brown won’t have to play for someone who coached in a Super Bowl.
nothing downfield at all, just dickless
Oh, we’re doing reaasons why IoT sucks?
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The entire thread: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1086000837615382529.html
It’s only a matter of time before they do that to my building given the type and pace of renovations since I moved in.
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I saw a rehabbed rental building near me had some of this smart tech and I think they using it to justify to utterly exorbitant rent they’re charging.
“Water damage on the ceiling turning you off? Well, maybe this door that doesn’t unlock will change your mind!”
Sounds like a way around rent control laws
Exactly
Cool, everybody plug this Huawei device into your homes!
An important aside: If you buy one of those hyper cheap smartphones (not just Huawei), you have purchased spyware. They subsidize the cost of the phone by selling your data.
OH! Gotcha covered fam.
More like the Internet of SHIT
I can’t help pronounce it as “Roid me.” Hemorrhoids no, steroids maybe.
GOOD DESIGN AWARD 2018.
“Is that design OK?”
“I guess it’s good.”
“AWARD TIME, BABY!”
we wanted a fun game, instead we get a bunch of guys Beatin’ Goff
and this is New Orleans ever Sunday?
Looks like Snowmageddon is done and all we got was two soft white inches. Now I know how my wife feels.
BANNER
Shut down the BANNER. We’ve got a winner.
we only got maybe an inch and a half and now i know how stormy daniels felt
Gonna Goff it
I like how NFL Network uses Micheal Irvin talking in their commercials, as if that’s a positive.
“If the Saints win they’ll play in the Super Bowl.”
-Erin Andrews
It’s astute observations like that make me wonder, why don’t broadcasts just use crowd noise and have all commentary be optional (and opt-in)… Well, that and who’s Mrs Andrews fuckin’ and how good to keep doin’ that job
Sometimes you can get the cable cam feed that has no announcers. It really reminds you how boring this game really is.
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oh peters got gumbo’d
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1087087939333558273
I’m pretty sure that Papa John’s does not make New Orleans happy. Just a guess.
I know when I think New Orleans food, pizza is right at the top of that fucking list.
We are in Darkest Timeline
GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO PIZZA
Rams suffering the work trip to Bourbon Street
voodoo at work
colin cowherd predicted rams/chiefs
this was all inevitable
Do they know they’re on the same team
sound is off, one more score and buh-bye, picture
Got this silly idea in my head for a new website. It’s called FIRE TROY AIKMAN.
So if it’s the case one game will be a blowout and one will be close, this means the Patriots are going to fuck us up late after Andy runs out timeouts, right?
Subscribe.
Dilly Dilly
If there was a way to bet on that specific outcome I would be staking large amounts on it.