The very good boy in the banner pic is GCHS CH VON ENGELS DESIGNATED DRIVER FROM INDIAN HILL, the 2019 Westminster Kennel Club Best of Breed winner in the Bernese Mountain dog category.
I don’t know if that sobriquet is true – most DD dogs are jerks.
NFL News:
- The Texans have cut DeMaryius Thomas.
- They got him from the Broncos for a 2019 4th & 7th, but tore his Achilles in Week 16.
- The Bruce Arians era has begun in Tampa, as the Bucs cut DE Vinny Curry.
- He was set to make $8 million, but not guaranteed.
- Todd Bowles is changing the defence to a 3-4, which made the expensive Curry expendable.
- Stealing from Crimebeat!, Antonio Brown was found guilty in absentia of reckless driving.
- Police cited Brown on November 8th for allegedly driving a black Porsche more than 100 miles per hour through Ross Township, Pennsylvania.
- He has already paid $426.77 in fines.
- By not showing up to the hearing, he faces additional fines and possible licence restrictions. He could also face 30 days in jail, but that’d be highly unlikely.
- Police cited Brown on November 8th for allegedly driving a black Porsche more than 100 miles per hour through Ross Township, Pennsylvania.
- Good thing, then, that he’s asked for a trade out of town. Again.
- He’s under contract for three more seasons, and the Steelers face a $21 million cap hit if they trade him before June 1.
- But this time, he’s pre-empting the Steelers by posting a “farewell” tweet before its even happened.
Thank you SteelerNation for a big 9 years…time to move on and forward……….✌🏽 #NewDemands pic.twitter.com/fbIoFNdqK4
— AB (@AB84) February 12, 2019
Big news: there was a snow day in Vancouver.
I settled on day drinking + day nachos, with a Lord of the Rings marathon as the main course.
I did not, however, take my alcohol tips from birthday boy Michael Ironside.
Happy birthday Michael Ironside https://t.co/XysEpQBljq
— trevor risk (@SunshineSucks) February 12, 2019
Tonight’s sports:
- Dog show:
- Westminster – Day 2 – 7:30PM | FS1 / NatGeo
- NHL:
- Blackhawks at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Jazz at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- LSU at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Michigan State at Wisconsin – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Pittsburgh at Boston College – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Duke at Louisville – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Kansas State at Texas – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Arkansas at Missouri – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Monday night’s Westminster winners were:
- Hound: Dachshund (Longhaired)
- Toy: Havanese
- Non-Sporting: Schipperkes
- Herding: Bouviers des Flandres
C’MON REAL DOGS!
Is it the weekend yet?
We are watching 90 Day Fiance. One of the guys is hilariously transparently gay and just brought home this girl from Columbia to keep his Okie parents from figuring out the real deal.
https://abc7ny.com/entertainment/k-pop-sensation-blackpink-makes-us-tv-debut-on-gma/5134332/
I hope it sweeps the nation.
At least some parts of it anyway.
I got the clap just watching that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
His second big hit was better:
More of a thought piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JDfnyOLJ8
We need some tunes down in this place.
Yeah, some tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tm3lYSViU0
Both dogs hate that fucking song and video. Without opposable thumbs they are unable to do anything about it, much like a close relative’s wedding DJ.
I still think they’re good boys.
That would ad to the good.
Rex had irritated glands, then the static build gave him a shocking new sensation.
Alright, alright, just to be fair.
Speaking of show dogs, here’s Flutter at a Glance, a comedy short from NASA featuring two minutes of catastrophic failure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwLojNerMU
The Sam Elliott of dogs is Best In Show? I suppose.
Who layed the Reliant Stadium turf in the garden? Just about took out that old man!
Dan Snyder wants that guy’s phone number.
The judge is quacking like Scrooge McDuck.
Who is the PA announcer? I’ve heard that voice before.
Michael J. LaFave
I have no idea who that is.
Poor Bean just wants that damn collar off.
So the Schipperkes can’t be in Best in Show because of an ownership issue? I guess that’s why Roger Goodell kept the Saints out of the Super Bowl.
Wait, it just walked out!
SCHIPPERKES IS GOING TO FIGHT!
It should’ve dropped a giant deuce right on the winner’s circle on the way out.
BAH GAWD KING, THAT’S SCHIPPERKES MUSIC!
I really wish they would or could use something besides those damn choke collars
said no BDSM sub EVAR!!
A dog show is probably the only place where the phrase “I had to choke a bitch because she was getting out of hand” could be acceptable.
“…then I shoved my finger up her ass.”
y’all think a decent percentage of teh Louisville cheer squad might be exotic dancers? For if so, a road trip could be in order…
Didn’t they get in trouble for outsourcing the strippers before? Guess the only way to be NCAA compliant was to have them as students.
Like the West Virginians say, keep it in the family!
At least we’re not in blackface!
/looks around nervously
The PA announcer is starting to sound a little punchy.
Paging Senor Weaselo.
https://twitter.com/firstwefeast/status/1095512942899089409
Happy to report that I was wrong before and that hockey is good again.
what’s to worry? Everybody in the NHL makes the playoffs (except the Geographically Disparate Whalers), and home ice is nothing more than a crapshoot.
Ahem, I would like to direct you to my neighboUrs ton the north….
Edmonton is even MOAR North than you, imaginary pal?
/they don’t count, they got Gretsky so other folk need their turn
It has been entertaining watching their dumpster fire from afar. HOW MANY #1 PICKS DO YOU NEED????
As many as we can trade away for middling talent.
Or give veterans huge contracts who do NOT deserve them, or Chia’s goalie extension before he was fired.
Jonas Gustaffson, now 20 years younger and playing D and changing his name to Erik, gets the Hawks to within 1.
5th day in 3 weeks that I don’t have work due to snow and I may be getting tired of staying home
Ugh – naturally the whitest guy on the announce team makes Ali asides because a boxer won in the Garden.
A Boxer, really?
It happens.
my racist grandpa had a long line of boxers. They were all stupid assholes.
No, they just learned from your kin.
This cut down is BULLSHIT!
Hippo has lost some money too.
Miniature barrel of whiskey should be mandatory for the St. Bernard.
Was just thinking that, plus a drool bucket.
Yes, if I have to wear one so does he.
Maximus fucking rules.
Crush is one majestic looking bastard. And he wants that fucking ill-fitting collar off of him NOW.
Lambeau is way more handsome than that ugly piece of crap who just pranced across stage.
Welp, Flyers are bad again, as is tradition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFmYLoRkDY
Drew is going on a full FUCK BIG MAYO rant on Twitter right now, and it should be entered in the Library of Congress.
I am pro-Mayo, but someone in that thread declared mayo on grilled cheese to be a good thing, so I have to fight him in the streets with a knife.
I voiced my point that tartar sauce is mayo that relish threw up into.
And I liked it.
I’d suggest if one does not like mayonnaise that one doesn’t fucking eat it.
Gimme some damn pug action.
Bean! Grandson of Stump!
Law of averages says Flyers follow up with that bullshit 50 shot, 1 goal game by beating Minnesota by 32.
There’s #1. Poor Wild.
Bouviers des (Stupid) Flandres
Those are some rocking dogs.
Badder guys score, Bruins up 3-1. Wait, when did they score the other two? Anyway, as long as it wasn’t–oh, it was Marchand. Well a bet’s a bet.
/Licks TV
Lagotto Romagnolo Fister Roboto!
Whoa! The Schipperkes has been DQ’d from the Best In Show competition! Possible fuckery afoot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PpKA9klZWQ&ab_channel=Mindresting
Not sure how that was a penalty, but since it was on Marchand, I’ll take it. Plus he got smashed into the goalpost pretty bad, too.
Bruins v. Blackhawks, and the bad guys are up 1-0 early.
No, the other bad guys.
Stupid sexy Flandres
Sorry. I missed this somehow and executed your joke more poorly-er. I will think about my misdeeds.
I support posting quick fire jokes over reading all the comments like a total nerd.
found a funny:
“sir, can i ask why you’re smoking TWO huge blunts?”
“officer, I’m…”
*turns to camera*
“double jointed”
*cop starts breakdancing*
Schipperkes? Quit making shit up.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=QgmzEhXe7J4
“Cheering for the best dog to go on to the next round? I’m Lovin’ It!”
-M. Vick