2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 2

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

Welcome back, and apparently we got bumped up to prime time, and not the updates or even worse, TruTV, suggested word counts be damned! We’re onto Day 2 which means four quotes have punched their ticket to the second round. Due to writing this beforehand, I can’t tell you who won just yet in case there’s a last-minute voting rush, but there will be updates for those of you bracketing at home. Shit, I just realized it’s gonna be really difficult for the last two rounds due to turnaround. I guess there’ll have to be some time fuckery, but at least those rounds are not on days where I have to work early, so I can find a workaround I guess.

Behind-the-scenes stuff notwithstanding, let’s take a look at the two matchups we have. Remember, it’s two polls every day, not the four that we had yesterday, as that was a special Tournament Tip-Off twofer. Er, fourfer. There will be other days with double the matchups (because this will be finished by the end of March after all, I didn’t go on that tirade for nothing), so be sure to follow along.

First Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 6. “Flyers-Capitals is beginning to resemble a GOP debate, right down to a black guy getting punched out and then thrown out by the authorities.” (70%, 23 Votes)
  • 11. “Alright, guys. What can we call to help the Pats get back in this? Any questions?” (30%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 33

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First Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 14. “The NFC East is basically if the Bears played in a division where all the other teams were the Bears.” (58%, 19 Votes)
  • 3. “Wait wait wait… someone was on drugs??? AT ARIZONA STATE????” (42%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 33

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I’m at the suggested minimum word count, so I guess that means have at it!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Wakezilla

Wait. Where/when was day 1?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yesterday.

blaxabbath

Go to hell ASU.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My gay stepson graduated from ASU.
He doesn’t talk to me anymore since I divorced his mother.
She is now dead.

All three statements are absolutely true.

Wow, I’m a barrel of laughs today, huh?

LemonJello
LemonJello

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, admittedly I’m not much fun this week.
LOL

Horatio Cornblower

This week…

scotchnaut

“Wish you would pump the brakes on all this over-sharing. Comes off as needy.”
-Dave, a pickup truck

Wakezilla

I Cody Parkey’d the shit out of this comment. Never mind.

#HailBlergh

herodotus450
herodotus450

I’m a single-issue voter: anything to remind people that hockey exists.

Horatio Cornblower

Hoc-key?

/Fuck you Bettman; gimme back my Whalers!

litre_cola

My Mike Liut jersey is waiting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “gimme back my whalers” I thought you were talking about the second half of Bob Marley’s career.