Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn’t wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! I will just preview all since the Friday night thread goes up late.
#10(S) Iowa (+4.5, +178) v. #7(S) Cincinnati (12:15, CBS)
Perhaps JV Cincy is a tad underseeded. But like with the Gophers yesterday, I’mma zig and go with the mediocre B1G side.
#9(S) Oklahoma (+1, -102) v. #8(S) Ole Miss (12:40, truTV)
Johnny Reb is back, and he’s brought a rounded ball! Boomer Sooner is always an interesting tourney team. Hopefully, a decent game.
#14(W) Northern Kentucky (+13, +700) v. #3(W) Texas Tech (1:30, TNT)
Team Building a Homeland FOAR White Chill’uns is back, and they certainly have a shot at a win this time. Guns Up!! and hoopsball just don’t mix.
#13(S) UC-Irvine (+4.5, +175) v. #4(S) Kansas State (2:00, TBS)
Oh, look forth and see how Vegas believes in Spam’s Anteaters! And why not?
#15(S) Colgate (+17.5, +1350) v. #2(S) Tennessee (2:45, CBS)
Rick Barnes, Colgate challenges you to a game of horseshoes. A game of horseshoes!!
#16(S) Gardner-Webb (+21.5, +1750) v. #1(S) Virginia (3:10, truTV)
No, it won’t happen again. Let’s just get that shit out of the way.
#11(W) Arizona State (+4.5, +175) v. #6(W) Buffalo (4:00, TNT)
Time to circle the wagons, Bills/Bulls, and take out the trash.
#12(S) Oregon (+2, +120) v. #5(S) Wisconsin (4:30, TBS)
Nothing says The South quite likes an easy joke about Oregon and Wiscy. Yankees go home!!!1111
#9(MW) Washington (+3, +140) v. #8(MW) Utah State (6:50, TNT)
Wanna get some clue of how shit the Pac-Twaaaaalve was this season? U-Dub went like 15-3 in league play, and will wear their road unis as a dog against Utah Fucking State.
#16(E) North Dakota State (+26.5, +5000) v. #1(E) Duke (7:10, CBS)
Oh Lord, y’all is gon’ die. And this here is Exhibit A in why one keeps their cable.
#14(MW) Georgia State (+12, +600) v. #3(MW) Houston (7:20, TBS)
Not only is there really a “Georgia State” – but twas also where Lefty Driesell finished up his coaching career! Not that such trivia will help much tonight.
#12(E) Liberty (+6.5, +250) v. #5(E) Mississippi State (7:27, truTV)
Both of these sides are frighteningly over-seeded, but in no way am I putting cash on the Flamers ,, smh.
#16(MW) Iona (+22, +2500) v. #1(MW) U*NC (9:20, TNT)
Fuck the committee for putting “Jim Valvano, I Own a College” against these cheating fuckstains.
#9(E) UCF (-1, -118) v. #8(E) VCU (9:40, CBS)
Huzzah, we finally get a lower-seeded team who is a favourite, however slightly.
#11(MW) Ohio State (+5, +180) v. #6(MW) Iowa State (9:50, TBS)
tOSU, another side that didn’t deserve a bid, up against one of my favourite sides (in a tourney without my shitty wolves). We all can write the ending.
#13(E) St. Louis (+10, +450) v. #5(E) Mississippi State (7:27, truTV)
Nightmare fuel “kinda rapey” mascot up against the Castrated Turkeys. So much fun, one might make it to halftime before falling asleep.
holy cats, this Ducks/Badgers shitshow
Badgers want those eggs but the Ducks bite hard.
think Hippo loves her!
ASU is just going to roll over and take it from 5 Buffalo’s at once.
SPRING BREEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!
A reminder, there was a gal in my high school class that everyone called “Rip” because of a Spring Break anal-related ER visit…
You went to high school with Melissa Stark?
Shut it down! Oregon has a guy named Bol Bol on their roster. Unfortunately injured, but that’s a top 10 name.
Son of Manute?
yep, a top 12 pick in the draft. He’ll go 1st Round if he’s really injured.
Possibly Uwe. Or Hollywood.
“I’d like to sponsor Duany Duany as a top 10 name.”
-Jerome K. Jerome
Taking part in Lent this year is helping me today have a nice early buzz.
H. Jon Benjamin is really unpleasant looking, and should nae be in ads except for voice
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1adiiw
Love it! I got it, Lady Bill Russell
Probbo why his Comedy Central show, while very funny, got shitcanned after one season right before Archer started up. I loved him on Dr. Katz and live with Jon Glaser.
https://youtu.be/uSfV_NHxCN0
https://youtu.be/io_Lzn6HmPc
Dr. Katz was amazing. A foundational show for me.
He has a thousand yard stare that makes me really uncomfortable. He perpetually looks like someone just told him his family died. Helluva voice actor though.
The hairy guy on Sparky looks like he should be mending a fishing net when he’s on the bench.
Not to be all raycess grandpa, but what is it with young black folk going with the Sideshow Bob look?
It’s to complement their massive feet.
Time for a weed nap. May Gamblor bless the cheesepeople while I slumber!
this will be a Hippo Live Bet if Oh-ray-GAWNE gets up 8+
I accidentally bought juice-filled fruit snacks instead of regular ones today so I like to think I can relate to Eli’s life now.
Black Forest juicy snacks ranked:
1. Green Apple – delicious and surprisingly mild. 9/10
2. Grape – uneventful, generic grape flavor. 5/10
3. Cherry – Pretty sure they just injected them with cough syrup and called it good. 3/10
4. Lemon – Tastes like how Windex smells. 1/10
So, Rick Barnes as Mister Magoo edges #WithTeeth by 7.
Oregon-Wisc averaging about a point per minute so far.
Didn’t Aunt Becky give 8K in Marlboro bucks to get her oldest in ASU?
that’s how they funded they endowment!
I heard it was 100k in Chuckie Cheez tokens to get into Penn St.
yup, Sparky and Johnny Cakes were GREAT adds to the tourney, you dickasses
ASU is really taking it on the chin
As is their normative behaviour
hummus and pita chips goes great with beer.
/shudders
– Spur’s terlet
Ever had dessert hummus? Target has a Snickerdoodle hummus and it’s hard not to eat the whole tub. Dark chocolate hummus and a box of Nilla wafers is a damn good time too.
Buffalo up by 12. This seems apropos-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
I noticed that Bobby Hurley is a cunt. Why is that cunt such a Cunty McCunterson?
His dad was a piece of shit and excrement doesn’t fall far from the toilet.
said it once, will say it again – Rick Barnes is NOT a good tournament coach
Didn’t he save Captain America out of prison?
I remember a time when up and coming successful coaches would consult with other coaches that had gotten over the hump. Coach K talking to Bobby Knight. Belichick talking to Jimmy Johnson. He’s obviously not gone to another guy in his profession that has overcome the same problem.
Okay, now that that’s done, can we get behind a Buffalo Bulls team that can send Bobby Hurley back home to Poutville?
No.
Soooo, you’re not drinking the bull semen?
Only during Stampede.
co-signed
Rick Barnes competing for the longest tie in history.
What the fuck is Tennessee doing? This isn’t funny guys
That oughts to do it
“You know, we have a cool name too.” [sulks]
-UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs fan
They do indeed.
Obama picked Irvine in his bracket!
(Trump picked IVANKA PISSING ON ME WITH JUDGE JEANINE WATCHING)
Leadership we need
The Buffalo Wild Wingers like to run and gun.
The Big 12, everyone!
regular season champs!
I hope they put up a Colts-esque banner.
On to the Virginia bed shitting part duex
“DO YOU BELIEVE IN PANGOLINS!?”
-Al Michaels, probably
Fuck yeah!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FINISH THEM!!!
UCI timeout to threaten a deep skullfucking if anyone fouls
Anteaters are high maintenance
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me how much you’re gonna win in 7 seconds you handsome motherfucker.
$190! I bet at absolute max leverage
YOU DA MAN
Turnover number 13 for K State; losing is going to be the least of their problems if Andy Reid gets wind of that.
DAGGER
Not over, but…HUGE.
K State is TIGHT
Colgate blowing it as usual, when will the committee wise up and give Sensodyne the bid instead.
#WithTeeth
Big Dental will never let that happen.
Spam, you gonna send your imaginary homeys some swag, or what?
la la la i can’t hear jinx-boy la la la la
don’t worry, I insurance bet K State so my #HAILGAMBLOR wouldn’t jinx
I would pay for an Anteater shirt. No question.
https://www.fanatics.com/college/uc-irvine-anteaters/t-shirts/o-38+t-80929160+d-64226813+z-94-1462175224
Aaaand ordered.
WELCOME!!! Beer’s in the fridge.
I’d eat this Aunt I tell you what.?w=1000
Wahoowa will still win. But meanwhile, Ron Paul is friending UC-Irvine…
If Virgina loses again they should have to change their name to
[checks Wikipedia for list of worst English monarchs]
Ethelred?
They seem Unready
You can take the Anteaters out of Irvine but you can’t take the… uh, vines, um, out of… FIRE! [runs away]
fine, call me a hipster doofus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZUV9IBEXY
You can still get better than 4 to 1 on Gardner-Webb
Max Hazzard, the name you want to touch
Got it off a hair dryer
They had to take Cartier Djiarra out, but they have a sub with the same name and you won’t even be able to tell the difference.
Are anteaters indigenous to the Irvine area?
Only the collegiate ones. Mascot resulted from an enterprising 60s student who printed up a bunch of anteater t-shirts before a student vote.
The Butler did it!*
*blocked the breakaway layup
apparently good barbers are desperately needed in Manhattan, KS
They all left for less-green pastures.
Whoozat big honky in the paint for the Spameaters? Eurotrash?
Son of Pac-10 stud (in the 80s) Christian Welp