Your Sunday Evening Even More Playoff Games Open Thread

What’s up,  kids? It’s your friendly neighborhood Balls of Steel here filling in for BeerGuyRob, who has been called away on duty.

(Read: Taking care of business down at WineWife Country if you know what I mean and I think you do.)

Anyhoo, I just want to point out that Tiger Woods can DIAF. If I could,  I would hire Carl Spackler to give him the Judge Smails treatment:

One cut hamstring is all it would take.  Does anyone know any Waffle House waitresses that I can hire to take care of this?

Seriously,  Tiger Woods is the all-time worst.  He’s:

– an asshole

– a cheater

– got horrible taste in skanks

– as black as I am

– undeserving of all the praise he gets.

If you think for one minute that the white establishment that runs golf loves Tiger,  you don’t know your institutionalized racism.

He’s the perfect Token

That Zoeller guy that made a comment about watermelon at the Masters wasn’t kidding.  That’s what they really think of him.

Think English people and Indians at the start of the last century.  I just read an article on the 100th anniversary of the massacre at Amritsar and read that the English didn’t think the Indians could govern themselves for 500 years!!

There are some choice paragraphs in there about how essentially the English thought the Indians were subhuman.  It’s delightful reading for a Sunday…

Anyway,  where was I?

Oh yeah,  FUCK TIGER WOODS.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL: all Game 3s
  • Lightning at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
  • Jets at Blues – 7:30PM | CNBC / CBC
  • Sharks at Golden Knights – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet1
• NBA:
  • Pistons at Bucks – 7:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • Jazz at Rockets – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN
• MLB:
  • Mets at Braves – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
• MLS Soccer:
  • Sporting KC vs. New York Red Bulls – 7:00PM | FS1
  • Seattle vs. Toronto FC – 10:00PM | TSN2