NFL News:
- The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country.
- This will mark Suh’s fourth team since being drafted, having played for the Lions, Dolphins, and Rams previously.
- To use nfl.com‘s assessment, Tampa released the 2010 #3 overall pick (Gerald McCoy) so they could land the 2010 #2 overall pick.
- FYI – the top pick in 2010? Oft-broken & released Sam Bradford.
- It has to save them money, because Suh was paid $14 million by the Rams in 2018, and McCoy was scheduled to make $13 million in 2019.
- OTAs have brought down another star, as Nick Bosa has injured his hamstring.
- He limped off the training field under his own power.
- Somewhere deep inside Bristol, Mel Kiper screams “I TOLD YOU SO!”
- He limped off the training field under his own power.
- Because you don’t leave the cult until the cult lets you leave, Julian Edelman has agreed to an unspecified multi-year extension with the Patriots.
- His deal was set to expire after the 2019 season, but what Tommy wants, Tommy gets.
- Because it never gets brought up, he was drafted in the seventh round in 2009.
- The Bills have allowed Senorise Perry to use #32, as the number has not been retired.
- He wore the number in college at Louisville, and when playing for the Bears.
- He had to wear #34 in Miami because Kenyan Drake wanted to keep the number.
- The previous user of those digits had some opinions on the matter:
- “Whatever they do is fine with me,” Simpson told [The Athletic]. “That’s how I feel. When I played there, I tried to honor the team. Since I left, I always tried to honor the Bills. And, to be honest, it’s not something I think about. There’s too much else going on in life.”
- He wore the number in college at Louisville, and when playing for the Bears.
- Ben Roethlisberger acknowledged that he “lacked in leadership” during the 2018 season, and admits that might have been what helped drive away Antonio Brown.
- “I never really saw any of it coming. I would have loved to have had the chance to talk to him. That’s why I said yesterday, whatever I did to offend him, I apologize for it. I tried to do that in person, talk to him. He wouldn’t allow me to.”
- AB84’s response?
Two face
— AB (@AB84) May 20, 2019
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sharks at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Game 6; Blues lead 3-2
- If the Blues win, it’s their first Cup final since 1970
- Game 6; Blues lead 3-2
- Sharks at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- CHL:
- Memorial Cup : Guelph vs. Prince Albert – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Bucks at Raptors – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Phillies at Cubs – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Red Sox at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Atlanta at San Francisco – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
GO BLUES!
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[…] Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread – May 21, 2019 […]
Wait, Keanu Reeves is 54? What the fuck, is he a vampire?
What is the name of the TV trope where somebody knocks on a door and the person answering the door is trying to conceal the fact that the person they fucked last night is still inside, and then said person just “happens” to walk into view clad in a towel or whatever? I fucking hate that stupid trope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av_pn1Uw9jA
I’m pretty sure that guy doesn’t need to be reminded of anything
I miss when Gary the Retard and Beetlejuice would have IQ tests on air
/Jackie puppet laugh
He might’ve finally fired Benjy this morning.
I have been tossing and turning in bed lately like Aaron Hernandez thrashing in his sheet. Any advice from the commentariat?
Ummmmm…..try not to murder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-GT5EELdhI
You know what works better than melatonin? A DOUBLE SHOT of melatonin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcFkotqHg8
Unisom or find your happy place.
Jacking it hasn’t helped
I stopped paying attention to the news; it really helped me.
Same
Foar the coup de grâce….
She told me that she had forgotten that it is her friend’s birthday. So, while leaving me hanging all night she had another commitment anyway. When she remembered that commitment, tWBS got tossed after waiting all night.
tWBS: Why can’t I find a sane woman?
Other tWBS: Probably because you are stupid?
tWBS: Thanks, that helps.
Who’s Grace and why did she need to be overthrown?
There’s no grace here.
LMFAO
She knows what she did.
So she’s a shitty friend as well as a flake…
In retrospect, the proper play would have been to ignore her first (and subsequent) texts and wait until 1 a.m. or so, then reply that you were in your room and just about to turn in but she was welcome to come by and hang out if she wanted.